I hate nature so much

[Deleted member 5694]

It’s 04:42 and every single bird in the food chain is screaming outside my window, there are songbirds gently singing in the distance but it’s these fucking black and white crow looking shits that sounds like fucking chimpanzees orgasming SCREAMING RIGHT BY MY WINDOW ONE JUST LANDED ON THE WINDOWSTILL IM GOING TO FEED THESE MOTHERFUCKERS RICE SO THEIR STOMACHS EXPLODE
NOW THERES SOME WILD FUCKINGN CAT THING IN THE GARDEN JUST WATCHING THEM I HOPE IT EATS THEM

 

[GrayEyedBarrett]

Dude get a pellet gun best thing I ever did

 

[toth77]

Love nature man, its the only place where you can have a peaceful time the world is chaos everywhere else

 

[Deleted member 5694]

Love nature man, its the only place where you can have a peaceful time the world is chaos everywhere else

ANYTHING BUT BIRDS ARE BEAUTIFUL, I LOVE WALKING IN THE PARK AND SEEING DEER OR PASSING THROUGH FIELDS OF HORSES ON MY WAY TO THE LOCAL RIVER TO SWIM WITH BIKINI CLAD FOIDS ITS JUST THESE BIRDS I HATE

 

[toth77]

ANYTHING BUT BIRDS ARE BEAUTIFUL, I LOVE WALKING IN THE PARK AND SEEING DEER OR PASSING THROUGH FIELDS OF HORSES ON MY WAY TO THE LOCAL RIVER TO SWIM WITH BIKINI CLAD FOIDS ITS JUST THESE BIRDS I HATE

Fucking shoot them with nerf gun

 

[Deleted member 5694]

Fucking shoot them with nerf gun

Wish I had one, might take advice from @GrayEyedBarrett and invest in a pellet gun if the rice thing doesn’t work, it won’t be an instant fix but the abundance of dead birds in my garden will probably deter other birdcels from coming

 

[GrayEyedBarrett]

Wish I had one, might take advice from @GrayEyedBarrett and invest in a pellet gun if the rice thing doesn’t work, it won’t be an instant fix but the abundance of dead birds in my garden will probably deter other birdcels from coming

Yes deter them entirely. Just shoot a few and you’re good for like a month. Also if u have a dog or cat they will appreciate it.

 

[Nosecel]

"I hate nature"

 

[Deleted member 5694]

Yes deter them entirely. Just shoot a few and you’re good for like a month. Also if u have a dog or cat they will appreciate it.

The cat vibing in the garden should appreciate it

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"I hate nature"

I was in a state of rage typing that, I only hate birds

 

[Deleted member 5180]

I love birds , you should try bird watching to relieve your stress

 

[Hero of the Imperium]

white noise generator + earplugs

earplugs might interfere a bit with breathing, but needs must

 

[Deleted member 5694]

I love birds , you should try bird watching to relieve your stress

Can’t involve myself with them, the foid I was in my longest relationship with had pet birds and her leaving me put all bird related activities off the table

 

[disillusioned]

fucking black and white crow looking shits that sounds like fucking chimpanzees orgasming

lol tbh.