I hate waking up bloated

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how do i get rid of morning bloat? Icing my face hasn't worked for me i don't know why

EDIT: this is obviously a morph and bait
 
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@XxeroxX-_-XxeroxX
 
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Hit the gym lazy broski
 
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0/10 ragebait
 
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This is bloated? :lul:

All I know is I wake up bloated for 2 days straight after drinking
Then, when eating good (low carb/no goyslop) on the third day I suddenly wake up 1kg lighter and with flatter stomach yo
 
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This is bloated? :lul:

All I know is I wake up bloated for 2 days straight after drinking
Then, when eating good (low carb/no goyslop) on the third day I suddenly wake up 1kg lighter and with flatter stomach yo
ye i think, idk much about looks matching sorry
 
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This is bloated? :lul:

All I know is I wake up bloated for 2 days straight after drinking
Then, when eating good (low carb/no goyslop) on the third day I suddenly wake up 1kg lighter and with flatter stomach yo
I honestly smoke and drink a lot, is that why i'm bloated?
 
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how do i get rid of morning bloat? Icing my face hasn't worked for me i don't know why
''Ooohh look at me guys I bonesmashed this morning pls give me attention how do I lose bloat guys''
Imagine seeing your son/brother/cousin/friend begging for validation on an obscure internetforum
@REGULUS @moggerofhumanity @menas @Grifith @2025cel
 
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It's even worse tbh. It's begging for validation from incels. The only worse ppl are the females begging for attention on .com.
 
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It's even worse tbh. It's begging for validation from incels. The only worse ppl are the females begging for attention on .com.
nah guys like this are worse then females. it is in females nature to be whores and beg for attention but guys shouldnt act like this
 
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Dnr chad
 
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nigga posted a morphed pic and then says muh im bloated jfl :lul::lul:
How yk its morphed or a filter? I mean could be real right? He looks good but not "morphed"
 
How yk its morphed or a filter? I mean could be real right? He looks good but not "morphed"
cuz i have the legit same phone as him jfl, i can tell its off. Eyes are clearly morphed and a complete different quality to the actual rest of pic jfl. Its gigaobvious
 
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I don't know why I even rosponded to this obvious bait, my bad :lul:
 
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cuz i have the legit same phone as him jfl, i can tell its off. Eyes are clearly morphed and a complete different quality to the actual rest of pic jfl. Its gigaobvious
Alright i just have a hard time detecting those things. Tbh in my pyp my hollow cheeks irl arent that defined, i have them and you can see them, but not as clear as in my pfp bc i used lighting in my favor. But i would say my pics are very accurate except that i feel like i look better irl like they dont represent me well sometimes. Many times coloring is off and they dont fit the proportions of my facial features
 
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Stair master 30 mins, walk like ur caveman everyday, 3-4L of water, gutmaxxing with kefir
 
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''Ooohh look at me guys I bonesmashed this morning pls give me attention how do I lose bloat guys''
Imagine seeing your son/brother/cousin/friend begging for validation on an obscure internetforum
@REGULUS @moggerofhumanity @menas @Grifith @2025cel
I thought it was an obvious morph bro 😭😭💔
 
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It's even worse tbh. It's begging for validation from incels. The only worse ppl are the females begging for attention on .com.
if you've looked at more than 10 morphs in ur life it's such an obvious morph
 
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I thought it was an obvious morph bro 😭😭💔
I was enraged at that time cuz of something and took it ou on you. Sorry nigga :forcedsmile:
 
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its OBVIOUSLY not a serious face rev holy moly, ur still ltn
Damn idk how many times i will need to post this youre dense asf
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how do i get rid of morning bloat? Icing my face hasn't worked for me i don't know why

EDIT: this is obviously a morph and bait
when you wake up your cortisol is through the roof, your test also through the roof which means estrogen bloat too as test aromatizes inti estrogen
 

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