I hate when people say i should do the right thing because it's the right thing to do

[klip11]

WTF has "doing the right thing" ever gotten me? Hasn't gotten me more money or pussy. It hasn't even gotten me a bag of chips from the corner store. The right thing is whatever benefits me at that moment. The only reason I pay my car note is because I need my car and if I don't pay it, it will get repossessed. But if I could keep it without paying for it I would. I still get to have a car and keep my money. It would be no downside for me. You could say that's stealing, but I wouldn't care.

"Just do the right thing bro"

 

[Tyler x Durden]

 

[yvngbreadstick]

Just do the wrong thing bro

 

[klip11]

Just do the wrong thing bro

Ironically when it comes to personality, a cutthroat criminal would do better with foids than a straight laced law abiding citizen

 

[yvngbreadstick]

Ironically when it comes to personality, a cutthroat criminal would do better with foids than a straight laced law abiding citizen

Will jaywalking get me pussy?