I hate when this happens

[ey88]

I turn my phone to the side by accident and when I was jerking off I turned off portrait orientation lock so my screen turns sideways

 

[Iooksmax]

stop watching porn dedsrs

 

[ey88]

stop watching porn dedsrs

Nah

 

[RXnd]

Stop watching porn just fuck a foid

 

[Iooksmax]

Nah

stop drinking beer and smoking cigarettes and watching porn and you will be healthier

 

[2025cel]

Imagine not having a Nasa supercomputer with movie screen to jerk off to futa
*I stole this from somewhere, I did not type this out by hands*

 

[ey88]

stop drinking beer and smoking cigarettes and watching porn and you will be healthier

Are you the fun police or some shit?

 

[Iooksmax]

Are you the fun police or some shit?

why don't you care

 

[ey88]

why don't you care

Care about what?

 

[Mosh12]

 

[Iooksmax]

Care about what?

what I have to say apparently

 

[WhiteMan]

 

[Iooksmax]

you know the rotting is bad when mosh12 wakes up and you're still posting

 

[Mosh12]

you know the rotting is bad when mosh12 wakes up and you're still posting

What

 

[Iooksmax]

What

how do I get more literal than that. What I said is what I mean

 

[ey88]

I know

I turn it off to jerk off and forget to turn it back on

 

[Mosh12]

I know

I turn it off to jerk off and forget to turn it back on

Do you have a laptop

 

[WhiteMan]

I know

I turn it off to jerk off and forget to turn it back on

Why turn it off to goon?
Gooning is best locked sideways.

 

[sportsmogger]

hate when my niggas decide to get active in the gc when im gooning

 

[ey88]

Do you have a laptop

Yes but I don’t use it really

 

[Mosh12]

Yes but I don’t use it really

Why not

 

[ey88]

Why not

Phone mogs

 

[delonisliterallyme]

jigga finalyy took the goonpill

 

[ey88]

jigga finalyy took the goonpill

I’ve always gooned

 

[Mosh12]

Phone mogs

True tbh

 

[ey88]

Why turn it off to goon?
Gooning is best locked sideways.

Because you need to turn it off to watch full screen

 

[Mosh12]

I’ve always gooned

When you start slaying why not make your own porn?

 

[delonisliterallyme]

I’ve always gooned

good

 

[2025cel]

Because you need to turn it off to watch full screen

Full screen cinematic fondling...

 

[WhiteMan]

Because you need to turn it off to watch full screen

TURN IT BACK ON!

 

[johnypvpgod]

Search Olivia Madison, only porn ive watched in months