I have 3 landwhale dates planned this week.

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I will lose my virginity before the end of the year. All have massive tits at least.

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Will banging landwhales help with getting attractive girls?
 
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not really but losing virginity is important to just get it out of the way
if youre lucky the slam pig will have a tight pussy and you might enjoy it a bit
 
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What matters is that you enjoy having sex with them
 
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Mirin. Send pics
 
Bro I can literally morph your pics and get you way better matches
 
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What matters is that you enjoy having sex with them
I know I will which scares me. I don't want be in love with a landwhale. I know I will obssess over whichever girl I lose my virginity, it will be too intense.
 
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Bro I can literally morph your pics and get you way better matches
Wont that be a huge turn off when they see me irl? I try to choose pics that make me look slightly worse then I do irl so females will be happy when to see I look better irl.

I'm a virgin and you're a slayer so your strategy is probably better.
 
Just came back from date number 1. She was the skinniest looking one in the pictures but was actually 20-30 pounds fatter irl. Her face was decent. I took her to casual restaurant and spent $20 on her. We then went on a walk to the park, all I got was a hug.

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Same thing every date. ITS OVER.
 
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Land whales are huge sluts and fucked one BBC at least
 
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this you ?
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Wont that be a huge turn off when they see me irl? I try to choose pics that make me look slightly worse then I do irl so females will be happy when to see I look better irl.

I'm a virgin and you're a slayer so your strategy is probably better.
Bro there are literal male models with elite genetics who morph their pics

It's the bare minimum, you're putting yourself at such a massive disadvantage

I even fucked a girl while using sergio carvajhals pics
 
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spread them cheeks like nutella
 
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Bro there are literal male models with elite genetics who morph their pics

It's the bare minimum, you're putting yourself at such a massive disadvantage

I even fucked a girl while using sergio carvajhals pics
That guy looks like an ascended Amnesia
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??? what did she say when you showed up and found out it was an obvious catfish. how you pull that off
I fucked her on the first date

What I did was match her on my Carvajal fish and then added her on snap. I unmatched her on Tinder and started snapping her my real face on snapchat for like a week. She didn't notice the difference

Met up and fucked her easy

Yet people here too scared to morph their pics a little lmao

@androgenic
 
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I fucked her on the first date

What I did was match her on my Carvajal fish and then added her on snap. I unmatched her on Tinder and started snapping her my real face on snapchat for like a week. She didn't notice the difference

Met up and fucked her easy

Yet people here too scared to morph their pics a little lmao

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How much do you morph? Have they ever called you out on it
 
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Are you from toronto?
 
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might as well have went to seaworld
 
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How much do you morph? Have they ever called you out on it
No, I'm a professional with a decade+ experience

I just make every bad photo into a good photo, Im not photogenic

PM if you're interested

 
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nigga please send bobs saar😕
 
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i hope i never get to this point
 
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If i ever get to this point shoot me.
 
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Just had to cancel on landwhale #2. She wanted me to take her to the trendy new place in town. She 300lbs and covered and tattoos and piercings. I didnt want to spend $40-50 and risk being seen in public with her.

Its depressing taking a landwhale to a place where a lot of attractive girls are at. It makes me feel like a failure at life.
 
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Just had to cancel on landwhale #2. She wanted me to take her to the trendy new place in town. She 300lbs and covered and tattoos and piercings. I didnt want to spend $40-50 and risk being seen in public with her.

Its depressing taking a landwhale to a place where a lot of attractive girls are at. It makes me feel like a failure at life.
why do this to yourself if you dont even wanna fuck?
you know losing your viginity to them wont make you happy
 
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why do this to yourself if you dont even wanna fuck?
you know losing your viginity to them wont make you happy
Being a virgin is humiliating, it makes hard to socialize or have any confidence. I want to lose my virginity to a girl im attracted to but that seems more impossible every day. I'm considering getting an escort but I don't know if that's any better.
 
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Being a virgin is humiliating, it makes hard to socialize or have any confidence. I want to lose my virginity to a girl im attracted to but that seems more impossible every day. I'm considering getting an escort but I don't know if that's any better.
i get it, im in the same boat, just too stubborn to settle
how old are you?
 
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I recommend getting an escort instead, for safety reasons, you’re very likely to catch an STD from a Tinder landwhale.
 
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This is trauma for your psyche bro, just pay for sex. Fucking fat ugly girls will ruin you.
 
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Wont that be a huge turn off when they see me irl?
(1) They all lie about their weight

(2) No matter what the blackpilled autists say, everyone looks ass in photos. You might as well try to compensate
 
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play mind games and gaslight her into losing weight as much as you can just like jews semi-enforced race mixing in Europe using psychology
 
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