I have a 1 year old nephew who I like very much

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So when he grows up to be 15 I want to be that cool hipster uncle with Johnny Depp goatee and earrings riding a 08 Chevy Malibu repainted Hybrid and I want to tell him stories of how I conquered the whole world pussy from Filipino to blonde. How do I go about achieving this goal?

@Vermilioncore

 

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@Vermilioncore got banned

 

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So when he grows up to be 15 I want to be that cool hipster uncle with Johnny Depp goatee and earrings riding a 08 Chevy Malibu repainted Hybrid and I want to tell him stories of how I conquered the whole world pussy from Filipino to blonde. How do I go about achieving this goal?

@Vermilioncore

He will make fun of your incel ass

 

[Deleted member 23558]

He will make fun of your incel ass

Na ill pull up to his school like this smoking a clove cigarette with a hot bitch on my arm while wearing a fur coat call that shit thala entrance

 

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@Manletmachine @iam good boy @Mealworm @lilith @mayo mogger

 

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So when he grows up to be 15 I want to be that cool hipster uncle with Johnny Depp goatee and earrings riding a 08 Chevy Malibu repainted Hybrid and I want to tell him stories of how I conquered the whole world pussy from Filipino to blonde. How do I go about achieving this goal?

@Vermilioncore

is he getting blackpilled on the future

 

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is he getting blackpilled on the future

He has androgynous features so i know hell slay as ill make him gymmax. That contrast will be mogger. Only thing im worried about is height as he was born to manlet parents. He already hit the lottery as the husband is dark and the wife (my sister) is white and he got the white genes. I hope he gets his dads height genes (theyre above avg) and not his moms (my sister is not that tall)

 

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He has androgynous features so i know hell slay as ill make him gymmax. That contrast will be mogger. Only thing im worried about is height as he was born to manlet parents. He already hit the lottery as the husband is dark and the wife (my sister) is white and he got the white genes. I hope he gets his dads height genes (theyre above avg) and not his moms (my sister is not that tall)

his parents must have had him young so thats one good thing

 

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his parents must have had him young so thats one good thing

how do you know

 

[Deleted member 54067]

how do you know

you said hes 1

 

[Bojack]

You gotta take action steps every single day man

 

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you said hes 1

theyre young yes but i dont think thats necessarily a good thing, older mothers have higher progesterone. Older dads have some benefit I forgot. I think ideal age is 35 male and 27 female. I think they had him just a bit too young

 

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theyre young yes but i dont think thats necessarily a good thing, older mothers have higher progesterone. Older dads have some benefit I forgot. I think ideal age is 35 male and 27 female. I think they had him just a bit too young

yea i agree my parents had me at very young age and im fucked up

 

[imabetanumale]

theyre young yes but i dont think thats necessarily a good thing, older mothers have higher progesterone. Older dads have some benefit I forgot. I think ideal age is 35 male and 27 female. I think they had him just a bit too young

I thinks It has something to do with telomeres...