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PART 1, YOU ALL GOING TO ASCEND.


So i was worried about a lot of users here, cause most of y'all are mentalcel, zestyahhcel, volcel and whatevercel
so i called my voodoo guy giving him a list of users with the Question "will those bunch of faggots will ascend"

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HE TOLD ME YES, so if i @ you in the thread you were from that list. my voodoo guys is 100% legit, look how he is holding the phone in this pix.

SO the good news was.

:feelsmage:THEM DEM ZESTY AHH WILL ASCEND BUT THEY WILL SPEND ALL THEIR MONEY ON HARDMAXX/SOFTMAXX OPERATION, MOST OF THEM BECOME HTN OR CHADLITE/HIGH CHADLITE, TOP 5 % OF POPULATION IN BEAUTY BUT BROKE ASS NINJA.

I was like :eek::eek::eek: this is incredible im going to tell them right now !!

:feelsmage:I DIDNT FINISH, THEY EVEN WILL MET A STACYLITE/STACY AND GET IN COUPLE WITH EM, SHE WILL BE BETWEEN 19 AND 24 YEARS OLD, LIKE A YOUNG GIRL WHO STILL DONT KNOW LIFE.

:love::love: wow i'm so happy, i'm creating a thread right now.

SHUT THE FUCK UP I DIDNT FINISH, BUT HERE THE BAD NEWS, ALL OF THEM GOING TO GET CUCKED BY A RICH MTN, THE LAST BRUTALPILL THE REALITY PILL, THE LIFESTYLE AND SOCIAL STATUS PILL ONLY MATTERS, AND BTW YOU GOING TO PAY ME TWO TIME MORE FOR THIS CALL.

he hanged out.
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PART 2 LIFE WHEN YOU'LL ASCENDED

So i wanted to know more, about what will happen. i recalled em the next day after paypaled, and coinbased the dude.

:feelsmage:MOST OF THE USER WERE FAGGOTS WHO DIDNT EVEN GO OUTSIDE, THEY WILL GO OUTSIDE, THEY GO TO CONCERT, PARTIES, MUSEUM, ALL THE BORING NT SHIT.

this is crazy, finally they are going outside !!! :love::love::love::love:

:feelsmage:BUT ONE DAY, ONE SPECIAL DAY A RICH MTN WILL COME TO TALK TO THEIR GIRLFRIEND AND THAT DAY IS GOING TO BE OVER, I HAD ONE SPECIFIC DREAM ABOUT IT, LET ME TELL YOU WHAT I SAW, DONT FUCKIN TALK OR YOU GOING TO PAY TWICE.



:feelsmage::feelsmage::feelsmage:
So you'll met that dude at house party, that dude will come with a simple a style, you'll think he's edgy and zesty but it was over at the very beginning. he had a bottle in his hand he proposed a shot to ya gall, she will talk to him during a whole hour while you are visiting the house and talking to other people.


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:feelsmage:this was the JACKET and the BOTTLE of the dude, CLICK on those redlink no baitshit. ITS VERY IMPORTANT TO KNOW HOW MUCH MOGGED U ARE.
:feelsmage:Stacy discovered the fine taste of pretty thing, and that rich MTN is DMing here Hard

:feelsmage::chad:
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:feelsmage::chad:
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:feelsmage: I DONT WANT EVEN TO TELL YOU MORE BECAUSE WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN TO THEM IS FUCKING BRUTAL, AND BTW U STILL DIDNT PAY ME SO IF YOU CREATE A THREAD ON THAT CRINGE FORUM, EVERY USERS WHO WILL READ THIS THREAD GOING TO GET CUCK BY A RICH MTN.


Guys im sorry, i have no idea what to do, the future is in ur hand, whats ur opinion about those prediction :cry:.
 
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Will read later tho
 
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PART 1, YOU ALL GOING TO ASCEND.


So i was worried about a lot of users here, cause most of y'all are mentalcel, zestyahhcel, volcel and whatevercel
so i called my voodoo guy giving him a list of users with the Question "will those bunch of faggots will ascend"

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HE TOLD ME YES, so if i @ you in the thread you were from that list. my voodoo guys is 100% legit, look how he is holding the phone in this pix.

SO the good news was.

:feelsmage:THEM DEM ZESTY AHH WILL ASCEND BUT THEY WILL SPEND ALL THEIR MONEY ON HARDMAXX/SOFTMAXX OPERATION, MOST OF THEM BECOME HTN OR CHADLITE/HIGH CHADLITE, TOP 5 % OF POPULATION IN BEAUTY BUT BROKE ASS NINJA.

I was like :eek::eek::eek: this is incredible im going to tell them right now !!

:feelsmage:I DIDNT FINISH, THEY EVEN WILL MET A STACYLITE/STACY AND GET IN COUPLE WITH EM, SHE WILL BE BETWEEN 19 AND 24 YEARS OLD, LIKE A YOUNG GIRL WHO STILL DONT KNOW LIFE.

:love::love: wow i'm so happy, i'm creating a thread right now.

SHUT THE FUCK UP I DIDNT FINISH, BUT HERE THE BAD NEWS, ALL OF THEM GOING TO GET CUCKED BY A RICH MTN, THE LAST BRUTALPILL THE REALITY PILL, THE LIFESTYLE AND SOCIAL STATUS PILL ONLY MATTERS, AND BTW YOU GOING TO PAY ME TWO TIME MORE FOR THIS CALL.

he hanged out.
____________________________________________________________________________________________



PART 2 LIFE WHEN YOU'LL ASCENDED

So i wanted to know more, about what will happen. i recalled em the next day after paypaled, and coinbased the dude.

:feelsmage:MOST OF THE USER WERE FAGGOTS WHO DIDNT EVEN GO OUTSIDE, THEY WILL GO OUTSIDE, THEY GO TO CONCERT, PARTIES, MUSEUM, ALL THE BORING NT SHIT.

this is crazy, finally they are going outside !!! :love::love::love::love:

:feelsmage:BUT ONE DAY, ONE SPECIAL DAY A RICH MTN WILL COME TO TALK TO THEIR GIRLFRIEND AND THAT DAY IS GOING TO BE OVER, I HAD ONE SPECIFIC DREAM ABOUT IT, LET ME TELL YOU WHAT I SAW, DONT FUCKIN TALK OR YOU GOING TO PAY TWICE.



:feelsmage::feelsmage::feelsmage:
So you'll met that dude at house party, that dude will come with a simple a style, you'll think he's edgy and zesty but it was over at the very beginning. he had a bottle in his hand he proposed a shot to ya gall, she will talk to him during a whole hour while you are visiting the house and talking to other people.


View attachment 3331979

:feelsmage:this was the JACKET and the BOTTLE of the dude, CLICK on those redlink no baitshit. ITS VERY IMPORTANT TO KNOW HOW MUCH MOGGED U ARE.
:feelsmage:Stacy discovered the fine taste of pretty thing, and that rich MTN is DMing here Hard

:feelsmage::chad:
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:feelsmage::chad:
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:feelsmage: I DONT WANT EVEN TO TELL YOU MORE BECAUSE WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN TO THEM IS FUCKING BRUTAL, AND BTW U STILL DIDNT PAY ME SO IF YOU CREATE A THREAD ON THAT CRINGE FORUM, EVERY USERS WHO WILL READ THIS THREAD GOING TO GET CUCK BY A RICH MTN.


Guys im sorry, i have no idea what to do, the future is in ur hand, whats ur opinion about those prediction :cry:.
Will I ascend?
 
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dnr schizo ramblings
 
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Xang will they survive the realitypill !! ? they wont read tho
 
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Honestly i just wanted to make this thread, yo please admin dont erase it, now i can back to work
 
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Best thread of all time, this should be made intoa Viisual Novelty game :Comfy:
 
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ah finally someone who read it, ty xd
Bro, it's actually funy and not even long af :feelsuhh:

Your welcome bhai, i even bookmarked this
 
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BUMP BUMP BUMP
 
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Bump for being high effort and funny
 
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Stfu pajeeta
 
oh you still mad, just open your window and jump man, i'm not your dad i dont have that much attention for you
Jumped on yo moms face
 
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read every photon
 
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@Darkeningstar

 
Top tier thread, ignore all the low attention span users who can't read more than 1 sentence without scrolling through tik tok
 
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Top tier thread, ignore all the low attention span users who can't read more than 1 sentence without scrolling through tik tok
ty, lol its alright i wanted to make that thread tho, its like the long ass thread of xangsane, they are rarely popular so i wasnt surprised
 
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read the whole thing but will I ascend?
 
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will I really be getting cucked by a rich mtn?
my voodoo guy can generate image from the future, dont ask me how.. but here for you.. sry this thread a curse actually

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"PART 1, YOU ALL GOING TO ASCEND."

stopped here.
 

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