I HAVE A HORSE FACE?… NEIGH!!!

[Deleted member 30863]

HELLO LOOKSMAX USERS.
IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT I HAVE A FUCKING HORSE FACE.
I HAVE MEASURED MY MFR IN THE MIRROR TO BE .96-.99. HOWEVER, IN RATHER UNBIASED PHOTOS, IT COMES TO LOW .9 HIGH .8…
I am afriad I may be being biased in the mirror to protect my ego. However my midface doesn’t seem that long, but in photos it is most definitely horse tier. Fuck bro, I just wanna neigh rn so hard.
Please tell me if this is the lense being weird or if I am truly a stallion of adam driver proportions.
Btw i’m wearing self tan in two of these because I am insecure.
Also if anyone could photoshop me to have a smaller midface that would be nice.
MY HORSE FACE PHOTOS

 

[trumpwillwin]

who did your canthoplexy? and eyelash transplant?

also the jaw implants?

 

[Deleted member 29155]

Midface ratio is cope, most people have longish midfaces, actual long midfaces look subhuman. You're fine.

 

[Deleted member 31155]

This is your fate now, horsecel. Quit neighing and eat hay already.

 

[Deleted member 30863]

who did your canthoplexy? and eyelash transplant?

also the jaw implants?

I’m 18 i haven’t gotten any surgeries yet. Will get rhino to fix my crooked nose from basketball.

 

[Lookologist003]

It's over. You'll only get laid a lot instead of all the time. Just rope now or SSI and LDARmaxx.

 

[Deleted member 30863]

It's over. You'll only get laid a lot instead of all the time. Just rope now or SSI and LDARmaxx.

My girl is going to CHEAT in a GANGBANG with men who all have better MID FACE RATIOS than ME.

 

[Deleted member 30863]

Midface ratio is cope, most people have longish midfaces, actual long midfaces look subhuman. You're fine.

Why do ppl say compact is ideal?

 

[Deleted member 29155]

Why do ppl say compact is ideal?

That's a joke lol, Compact looks low class as fuck, longish midfaces(0.95 or 1) are infinitely better

 

[Deleted member 23218]

Why do ppl say compact is ideal?

Because it is but it’s not all that matters

 

[Saint Casanova]

You are around chadlite already bro, having a more compact midface might help a bit but it won’t be that much of a difference. Just build a good body and go slay.

 

[poopoohead]

HELLO LOOKSMAX USERS.
IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT I HAVE A FUCKING HORSE FACE.
I HAVE MEASURED MY MFR IN THE MIRROR TO BE .96-.99. HOWEVER, IN RATHER UNBIASED PHOTOS, IT COMES TO LOW .9 HIGH .8…
I am afriad I may be being biased in the mirror to protect my ego. However my midface doesn’t seem that long, but in photos it is most definitely horse tier. Fuck bro, I just wanna neigh rn so hard.
Please tell me if this is the lense being weird or if I am truly a stallion of adam driver proportions.
Btw i’m wearing self tan in two of these because I am insecure.
Also if anyone could photoshop me to have a smaller midface that would be nice.
MY HORSE FACE PHOTOS

@St.TikTokcel muh midface is important

 

[Deleted member 30863]

You are around chadlite already bro, having a more compact midface might help a bit but it won’t be that much of a difference. Just build a good body and go slay.

Thank you. Out of curiosity, what are all my flaws?

 

[Lookologist003]

Also if anyone could photoshop me to have a smaller midface that would be nice.

One morph coming up

 

[Deleted member 30863]

One morph coming upView attachment 2288802

Thank you man I genuinely appreciate it

 

[poopoohead]

Thank you man I genuinely appreciate it

Honestly why the fuck do you care about your midface ratio if you’re good looking. I bet tons of girls like you irl

 

[Saint Casanova]

Thank you. Out of curiosity, what are all my flaws?

Only slight flaws are midface like you mentioned. Maybe having higher set, wider zygos and lower set eyebrows would help you get to Chad level, but they aren’t really flaws. I wouldn’t bother with any surgery. There’s more risk to reward in your case. Just build a top tier body and you’ll be entering Chad level.

 

[Deleted member 30863]

Honestly why the fuck do you care about your midface ratio if you’re good looking. I bet tons of girls like you irl

I was bullied a ton as a kid cuz i was hella malnourished and looked weird. I recently got cheated and and it brought me back to that insecure little kid. Thanks for the compliment and yea some girls like me but I feel like shit and find comfort in hating my flaws.

 

[poopoohead]

I was bullied a ton as a kid cuz i was hella malnourished and looked weird. I recently got cheated and and it brought me back to that insecure little kid. Thanks for the compliment and yea some girls like me but I feel like shit and find comfort in hating my flaws.

Sorry about that man but know that you look great. I feel you on the bullying and I’m sorry about that too, I hope you build a nice muscular body. I like self loathing too because it’s the easiest option when you’re in a bad spot. Did you recently glow up and get a better face btw?

 

[Saint Casanova]

I was bullied a ton as a kid cuz i was hella malnourished and looked weird. I recently got cheated and and it brought me back to that insecure little kid. Thanks for the compliment and yea some girls like me but I feel like shit and find comfort in hating my flaws.

May I ask how tall are you ?

 

[Deleted member 30863]

May I ask how tall are you ?

6’ 2” but my upper body is super super small (7.2 inch hands, 5’ 11” wingspan) That’s where the malnourishment went to.

 

[Saint Casanova]

6’ 2” but my upper body is super super small (7.2 inch hands, 5’ 11” wingspan) That’s where the malnourishment went to.

Honestly mate you’re close to Chad. All you need is a good physique and you’re Chad. Don’t worry about your midface or anything.

 

[Deleted member 30863]

Honestly mate you’re close to Chad. All you need is a good physique and you’re Chad. Don’t worry about your midface or anything.

Bet, thank you for your opinion fam

 

[WanderingBurro]

That can't be you I've seen people larp with that guy before.

 

[Deleted member 30863]

That can't be you I've seen people larp with that guy before.

 

[Blackgymmax]

yeah but youre good looking regardless

 

[Deleted member 30863]

Sorry about that man but know that you look great. I feel you on the bullying and I’m sorry about that too, I hope you build a nice muscular body. I like self loathing too because it’s the easiest option when you’re in a bad spot. Did you recently glow up and get a better face btw?

I glew up my freshman year and didn’t know how to handle myself. Was posting cringe tiktoks and got around 100k followers but i was just a cunt. I was never homeschooled but started to act like the homeschooled kid. Didn’t know how to handle the positive attention. Also became a pretty good athelte so i had some status from that. And thank you for all your words bro i appreciate it

 

[Deleted member 30863]

yeah but youre good looking regardless

what can i do to fix it? and ty

 

[Blackgymmax]

what can i do to fix it? and ty

nothing
live life

 

[poopoohead]

I glew up my freshman year and didn’t know how to handle myself. Was posting cringe tiktoks and got around 100k followers but i was just a cunt. I was never homeschooled but started to act like the homeschooled kid. Didn’t know how to handle the positive attention. Also became a pretty good athelte so i had some status from that. And thank you for all your words bro i appreciate it

how did you glow up?

 

[Deleted member 30863]

how did you glow up?

Start of 8th grade - start of freshman year

 

[Schizomogger]

HELLO LOOKSMAX USERS.
IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT I HAVE A FUCKING HORSE FACE.
I HAVE MEASURED MY MFR IN THE MIRROR TO BE .96-.99. HOWEVER, IN RATHER UNBIASED PHOTOS, IT COMES TO LOW .9 HIGH .8…
I am afriad I may be being biased in the mirror to protect my ego. However my midface doesn’t seem that long, but in photos it is most definitely horse tier. Fuck bro, I just wanna neigh rn so hard.
Please tell me if this is the lense being weird or if I am truly a stallion of adam driver proportions.
Btw i’m wearing self tan in two of these because I am insecure.
Also if anyone could photoshop me to have a smaller midface that would be nice.
MY HORSE FACE PHOTOS

Adam driver max

 

[poopoohead]

Start of 8th grade - start of freshman year

nice. was this all just puberty?

 

[blackckatt]

Not hosrcefaced, look very well am jealous of your jaw

Chadyyyylightooo

 

[Deleted member 30863]

nice. was this all just puberty?

Nah i started to workout a lot, do some things that were like mewing (watched this brett maverick video on how to get a better face) and clench my teeth a ton subconsciously

 

[yohiku420]

High chadlite/ low chad would sa around 5.8 psl ur handsome

 

[Albatroz7]

You are far better looking than most people on Earth. If you think something is wrong with your face, you are lobotomycel.

 

[Deleted member 21628]

post side for gonial angle

 

[Manana]

You spent too much time here. Eyes and jaw are good enough to carry the minor flow. Mid to strong htn

 

[IHeightMogU]

That's a joke lol, Compact looks low class as fuck, longish midfaces(0.95 or 1) are infinitely better

not a joke

cope

 

[yohiku420]

You spent too much time here. Eyes and jaw are good enough to carry the minor flow. Mid to strong htn

Underrate asf. If this is htn we are all fucked. He is easily high chadlite lol

 

[Lebgfinal]

you still mog with your long midface, dont get disencouraged by autists here, most women would find you attractive

 

[Deleted member 30863]

post side for gonial angle

 

[Deleted member 29155]

not a joke
View attachment 2289090
cope

Lol if you think his midface is compact, compact midface examples are guys like Jordan Barrett, it looks shit

 

[Manana]

Underrate asf. If this is htn we are all fucked. He is easily high chadlite lol

Pics are frauded. He looks good but it's perfect lightning and angles for his face.
He is mid to high htn in motion for sure. Still looks good but not chadlite.

 

[normie_joe]

HELLO LOOKSMAX USERS.
IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT I HAVE A FUCKING HORSE FACE.
I HAVE MEASURED MY MFR IN THE MIRROR TO BE .96-.99. HOWEVER, IN RATHER UNBIASED PHOTOS, IT COMES TO LOW .9 HIGH .8…
I am afriad I may be being biased in the mirror to protect my ego. However my midface doesn’t seem that long, but in photos it is most definitely horse tier. Fuck bro, I just wanna neigh rn so hard.
Please tell me if this is the lense being weird or if I am truly a stallion of adam driver proportions.
Btw i’m wearing self tan in two of these because I am insecure.
Also if anyone could photoshop me to have a smaller midface that would be nice.
MY HORSE FACE PHOTOS

Neigh!

My guy don't get too caught up in these ratios. You look good, only autists subhuman yards nitpick such things.

You know if it's any consolation, I find female horses attractive. Likely you'll find women feeling the same way about male horses.

 

[Deleted member 30863]

Pics are frauded. He looks good but it's perfect lightning and angles for his face.
He is mid to high htn in motion for sure. Still looks good but not chadlite.

How is an unbiased angle and your phones flashlight frauding lol

 

[Deleted member 29041]

Long midface are literally meme. Barely anyone have long midface IRL.

 

[Manana]

How is an unbiased angle and your phones flashlight frauding lol

You are taking a photo from a upward angle, extending your head up and tightening your facial features in process. Plus flashlight is a known fraud, I have also frauded with flashlight.

Overall, it's an angle noone will ever look at you from which makes it completely irrelevant.

Take a normal photo.

 

[Deleted member 30863]

You are taking a photo from a upward angle, extending your head up and tightening your facial features in process. Plus flashlight is a known fraud, I have also frauded with flashlight.

Overall, it's an angle noone will ever look at you from which makes it completely irrelevant.

Take a normal photo.

wtf is a normal photo? I’m looking at my phone camera with the flash on. If that’s not normal I have no clue what is bud