I have a Scientific Hypothesis

[Azonin]

Animals such as lambs or horses have relatively larger testicles than humans because they are dumber, that's because dumber animals will have it harder to reproduce and they have to equalize in feasibility of reproduction to humans by having bigger balls.

 

[Azonin]

I genuinely believe this we need more research

 

[Azonin]

Though nature is not always fair and doesn't always try to "equalize" others

some people are born as broke ugly manlets @asdvek

 

[alurmo]

what should i do with this info jfl

 

[Azonin]

what should i do with this info jfl

do you agree?

 

[alurmo]

do you agree?

kinda

 

[noodlelover]

Animals such as lambs or horses have relatively larger testicles than humans because they are dumber, that's because dumber animals will have it harder to reproduce and they have to equalize in feasibility of reproduction to humans by having bigger balls.

It's the opposite.

Dumb animals fuck so easily that mate competition becomes more about sperm competition. If you unload more sperm into more potential mates, there's a better chance your sperm will outcompete your competitors sperm.

They literally just eat grass and fuck.

Sex vs. Intelligence: Bigger balls mean smaller brain

Sex vs. Intelligence: Bigger balls mean smaller brain Sex vs. Intelligence: Bigger balls mean smaller brain Rhett A. Butler, mongabay.com December 13, 2005 In a recent study of bats, Scott Pitnick, professor of biology at Syracuse University, found that testis size is inversely related to brain...

news.mongabay.com

 

[Azonin]

It's the opposite.

Dumb animals fuck so easily that mate competition becomes more about sperm competition. If you unload more sperm into more potential mates, there's a better chance your sperm will outcompete your competitors sperm.

They literally just eat grass and fuck.

Sex vs. Intelligence: Bigger balls mean smaller brain

Sex vs. Intelligence: Bigger balls mean smaller brain Sex vs. Intelligence: Bigger balls mean smaller brain Rhett A. Butler, mongabay.com December 13, 2005 In a recent study of bats, Scott Pitnick, professor of biology at Syracuse University, found that testis size is inversely related to brain...

news.mongabay.com

Yeah but they "fuck so easily" perhaps because of their superior genitals, unless you're positing that, all else equal, a dumb animal has it easier to get laid.

I don't think that's necessarily true since female animals like horses have still evolved to identifying signals of a good mate such as fertility, sustainability as a parent, strength, trust etc. Meaning a dumber animal, by whatever metric ill grant you to use, does not necessarily make inferior/fewer observations on whether a male is a good mate.

 

[noodlelover]

Yeah but they "fuck so easily" perhaps because of their superior genitals, unless you're positing that, all else equal, a dumb animal has it easier to get laid.

I don't think that's necessarily true since female animals like horses have still evolved to identifying signals of a good mate such as fertility, sustainability as a parent, strength, trust etc. Meaning a dumber animal, by whatever metric ill grant you to use, does not necessarily make inferior/fewer observations on whether a male is a good mate.

You're right. It's all about status. The highest status horse get all the women.

Do Horses Stay with Their Mates?

Horses are not monogamous animals, and pairs of horses do not establish lifelong relationships. Instead, horses do form long-term relationships within groups, called herds. The mature animals that form the core population of the herd interact based on gender and rank. Offspring of the herd...

animals.mom.com

It's not that the women horses are selecting mates, it's that they are passive, and the male horses form a dominance hierarchy, where the alpha gets to fuck all the women, and the beta's get scraps or something. Most of the beta's get kicked out of the group.

Horses might be smart.

How Smart Is Your Horse?

Research studies on equine intelligence and behavior are bringing new insights into how smart horses really are.

horseandrider.com

 

[Azonin]

You're right. It's all about status. The highest status horse get all the women.

Do Horses Stay with Their Mates?

Horses are not monogamous animals, and pairs of horses do not establish lifelong relationships. Instead, horses do form long-term relationships within groups, called herds. The mature animals that form the core population of the herd interact based on gender and rank. Offspring of the herd...

animals.mom.com

It's not that the women horses are selecting mates, it's that they are passive, and the male horses form a dominance hierarchy, where the alpha gets to fuck all the women, and the beta's get scraps or something. Most of the beta's get kicked out of the group.

Horses might be smart.

How Smart Is Your Horse?

Research studies on equine intelligence and behavior are bringing new insights into how smart horses really are.

horseandrider.com

lmao youre just posting "studies" with eye catching articles that dont even show what they claim.

i can find the same articles on pigs or dogs, what tf is ur point

 

[noodlelover]

lmao youre just posting "studies" with eye catching articles that dont even show what they claim.

i can find the same articles on pigs or dogs, what tf is ur point

I don't know. I never lived on a farm, so unless some one that's lived with horses tells me they're dumb, I'll assume they're smart.

Horses function as better therapists/phycologists for PTSD people, than human therapists, which means they have more ability to understand their patients and be empathetic towards them.

 

[bourgeoizyzz]

Animals such as lambs or horses have relatively larger testicles than humans because they are dumber, that's because dumber animals will have it harder to reproduce and they have to equalize in feasibility of reproduction to humans by having bigger balls.

i think that's a theory, not a hypothesis

 

[Azonin]

i think that's a theory, not a hypothesis

uh, scientifically i think it's the other way around.

first it's hypothesis, then it is a theory after evidence.

For instance evolution theory, and out of africa hypothesis.

 

[bourgeoizyzz]

uh, scientifically i think it's the other way around.

first it's hypothesis, then it is a theory after evidence.

For instance evolution theory, and out of africa hypothesis.

i'm not gonna lie, I'm a little bit stoned, but I'm not seeing it as a hypothesis, since it isn't a testable question, but an explanation of how things are

 

[Azonin]

i'm not gonna lie, I'm a little bit stoned, but I'm not seeing it as a hypothesis, since it isn't a testable question, but an explanation of how things are

why are you saying it is not testable.