I Have Ascended. Grilldaddy Has Chosen Me. 🔱

[Sink]

Boyos…


I don’t even know how to process what just happened.

I woke up today fully prepared for another day of my friggin chunguscel life. Same routine:
– open looksmax.org
– cope
– goon
– close tab
– goon
– goon
– goon

But when I logged in this time… something was different.


At first I thought it was just another hallucination from too much research chemical consumption, but no.

There it was...

My heart actually skipped. Hands shaking. I refreshed the page 3 times like a delusional CHUNGUSCEL just to make sure it wasn’t a bug.

But it wasn’t a glitch.


It was anointment.


In that moment, my entire chungus life flashed before my eyes:


Every second having to delete the cp niggers sent in the gds server.......
Every time i got told ''looks don't matter just be confident bro'' by a hcl larping as truecel (@Grilldaddy❤️ )


All of that… all of that PAIN… led to THIS.

VIP isn’t just “colorful username” or “nerd reaction.”


VIP is ascension.
VIP is recognition.

And to be personally gifted it by Grilldaddy?


This is not a man. This is an institution. A myth. A walking, talking, mogging monument to ascended status. When historians talk about the Golden Age of Looksmax, there will be BD and AD:

Before daddy:
After daddy:

And in between those eras, carved in small cursed runes, there will be my chapter:

“36 Days of Enslavement Under Grilldaddy.”

For 36 days I rotted on these forums as his loyal digital servant, repping his posts, studying his every word like scripture, quoting him in dead threads just to keep the legend alive (.com ''join my dc plz'' nigga i'm crine mf bumped that shit for like 6 pages ). I was chained not by iron, but by admiration and status hunger. And on the 36th day, instead of freeing me… he elevated me.

When the notification popped up.

I swear my dick got hard just from reading:
“Grilldaddy gifted you an account upgrade”

From this day forward, I am no longer just some statistics on .org, No longer “that Sink guy” doomscrolling the forums from the slums of Hapilan.


I am:

• GRILLMAXXED
• DADDY-BLESSED
• 36-DAY EX-SLAVE OF THE GRILL REGIME

When I type, it is no longer mere posting. It is scripture.
When I lurk, I no longer lurk, I survey.

Thank you, Grilldaddy.


For real.


You didn’t just give me VIP.
You gave me lore.
You gave me a character arc.
You turned my 36 days of servitude into a promotion.
One day, when some 3-post grey stumbles onto my profile and sees that little VIP tag, he’ll think:

“Damn… maybe there is hope.”

And I’ll say to him what I now say to all of you:

We don’t just looksmax. We betabuxx, statusmaxx, and most importantly… Grillmaxx.

All hail Grilldaddy.


Signed,
Newly Anointed VIP Member Sink,
36 Days Enslaved, Eternally Grateful,
Gifted by Grilldaddy Himself

Spoiler: ignore

@unon @roveai @unkownincel @kababcel @Insomnia

 

[Sink]

dnr nigger

 

[Sink]

@Idontknow- @sasageyo @BigBallsLarry @Laqi @estonianslayerr

 

[Idontknow-]

Boyos…


I don’t even know how to process what just happened.

I woke up today fully prepared for another day of my friggin chunguscel life. Same routine:
– open looksmax.org
– cope
– goon
– close tab
– goon
– goon
– goon

But when I logged in this time… something was different.


At first I thought it was just another hallucination from too much research chemical consumption, but no.

There it was...
View attachment 4411574


My heart actually skipped. Hands shaking. I refreshed the page 3 times like a delusional CHUNGUSCEL just to make sure it wasn’t a bug.

But it wasn’t a glitch.


It was anointment.


In that moment, my entire chungus life flashed before my eyes:


Every second having to delete the cp niggers sent in the gds server.......
Every time i got told ''looks don't matter just be confident bro'' by a hcl larping as truecel (@Grilldaddy❤️ )


All of that… all of that PAIN… led to THIS.

VIP isn’t just “colorful username” or “nerd reaction.”


VIP is ascension.
VIP is recognition.

And to be personally gifted it by Grilldaddy?


This is not a man. This is an institution. A myth. A walking, talking, mogging monument to ascended status. When historians talk about the Golden Age of Looksmax, there will be BD and AD:

Before daddy:
After daddy:

And in between those eras, carved in small cursed runes, there will be my chapter:

“36 Days of Enslavement Under Grilldaddy.”

For 36 days I rotted on these forums as his loyal digital servant, repping his posts, studying his every word like scripture, quoting him in dead threads just to keep the legend alive (.com ''join my dc plz'' nigga i'm crine mf bumped that shit for like 6 pages ). I was chained not by iron, but by admiration and status hunger. And on the 36th day, instead of freeing me… he elevated me.

When the notification popped up.

I swear my dick got hard just from reading:
“Grilldaddy gifted you an account upgrade”

From this day forward, I am no longer just some statistics on .org, No longer “that Sink guy” doomscrolling the forums from the slums of Hapilan.


I am:

• GRILLMAXXED
• DADDY-BLESSED
• 36-DAY EX-SLAVE OF THE GRILL REGIME

When I type, it is no longer mere posting. It is scripture.
When I lurk, I no longer lurk, I survey.

Thank you, Grilldaddy.


For real.


You didn’t just give me VIP.
You gave me lore.
You gave me a character arc.
You turned my 36 days of servitude into a promotion.
One day, when some 3-post grey stumbles onto my profile and sees that little VIP tag, he’ll think:




And I’ll say to him what I now say to all of you:





All hail Grilldaddy.


Signed,
Newly Anointed VIP Member Sink,
36 Days Enslaved, Eternally Grateful,
Gifted by Grilldaddy Himself

Spoiler: ignore

@unon @roveai @unkownincel @kababcel @Insomnia

Congrats

 

[Idontknow-]

@Idontknow- @sasageyo @BigBallsLarry @Laqi @estonianslayerr

Thanks for the tag.

 

[pepelkant]

Now open your mouth and sit softly on your knees

 

[Finnishmogger]

Congrats!

 

[Sink]

Now open your mouth and sit softly on your knees

 

[valentine]

i guess...

 

[roveai]

Wrote all that just to say someone wasted some of his money on masterkfclover

 

[Sink]

@Dorogi @Dsm @hauntohalic @nsk4ll @Cat.

 

[unkownincel]

Boyos…


I don’t even know how to process what just happened.

I woke up today fully prepared for another day of my friggin chunguscel life. Same routine:
– open looksmax.org
– cope
– goon
– close tab
– goon
– goon
– goon

But when I logged in this time… something was different.


At first I thought it was just another hallucination from too much research chemical consumption, but no.

There it was...
View attachment 4411574


My heart actually skipped. Hands shaking. I refreshed the page 3 times like a delusional CHUNGUSCEL just to make sure it wasn’t a bug.

But it wasn’t a glitch.


It was anointment.


In that moment, my entire chungus life flashed before my eyes:


Every second having to delete the cp niggers sent in the gds server.......
Every time i got told ''looks don't matter just be confident bro'' by a hcl larping as truecel (@Grilldaddy❤️ )


All of that… all of that PAIN… led to THIS.

VIP isn’t just “colorful username” or “nerd reaction.”


VIP is ascension.
VIP is recognition.

And to be personally gifted it by Grilldaddy?


This is not a man. This is an institution. A myth. A walking, talking, mogging monument to ascended status. When historians talk about the Golden Age of Looksmax, there will be BD and AD:

Before daddy:
After daddy:

And in between those eras, carved in small cursed runes, there will be my chapter:

“36 Days of Enslavement Under Grilldaddy.”

For 36 days I rotted on these forums as his loyal digital servant, repping his posts, studying his every word like scripture, quoting him in dead threads just to keep the legend alive (.com ''join my dc plz'' nigga i'm crine mf bumped that shit for like 6 pages ). I was chained not by iron, but by admiration and status hunger. And on the 36th day, instead of freeing me… he elevated me.

When the notification popped up.

I swear my dick got hard just from reading:
“Grilldaddy gifted you an account upgrade”

From this day forward, I am no longer just some statistics on .org, No longer “that Sink guy” doomscrolling the forums from the slums of Hapilan.


I am:

• GRILLMAXXED
• DADDY-BLESSED
• 36-DAY EX-SLAVE OF THE GRILL REGIME

When I type, it is no longer mere posting. It is scripture.
When I lurk, I no longer lurk, I survey.

Thank you, Grilldaddy.


For real.


You didn’t just give me VIP.
You gave me lore.
You gave me a character arc.
You turned my 36 days of servitude into a promotion.
One day, when some 3-post grey stumbles onto my profile and sees that little VIP tag, he’ll think:




And I’ll say to him what I now say to all of you:





All hail Grilldaddy.


Signed,
Newly Anointed VIP Member Sink,
36 Days Enslaved, Eternally Grateful,
Gifted by Grilldaddy Himself

Spoiler: ignore

@unon @roveai @unkownincel @kababcel @Insomnia

dnr but fucking mirin

 

[BigBallsLarry]

Boyos…


I don’t even know how to process what just happened.

I woke up today fully prepared for another day of my friggin chunguscel life. Same routine:
– open looksmax.org
– cope
– goon
– close tab
– goon
– goon
– goon

But when I logged in this time… something was different.


At first I thought it was just another hallucination from too much research chemical consumption, but no.

There it was...
View attachment 4411574


My heart actually skipped. Hands shaking. I refreshed the page 3 times like a delusional CHUNGUSCEL just to make sure it wasn’t a bug.

But it wasn’t a glitch.


It was anointment.


In that moment, my entire chungus life flashed before my eyes:


Every second having to delete the cp niggers sent in the gds server.......
Every time i got told ''looks don't matter just be confident bro'' by a hcl larping as truecel (@Grilldaddy❤️ )


All of that… all of that PAIN… led to THIS.

VIP isn’t just “colorful username” or “nerd reaction.”


VIP is ascension.
VIP is recognition.

And to be personally gifted it by Grilldaddy?


This is not a man. This is an institution. A myth. A walking, talking, mogging monument to ascended status. When historians talk about the Golden Age of Looksmax, there will be BD and AD:

Before daddy:
After daddy:

And in between those eras, carved in small cursed runes, there will be my chapter:

“36 Days of Enslavement Under Grilldaddy.”

For 36 days I rotted on these forums as his loyal digital servant, repping his posts, studying his every word like scripture, quoting him in dead threads just to keep the legend alive (.com ''join my dc plz'' nigga i'm crine mf bumped that shit for like 6 pages ). I was chained not by iron, but by admiration and status hunger. And on the 36th day, instead of freeing me… he elevated me.

When the notification popped up.

I swear my dick got hard just from reading:
“Grilldaddy gifted you an account upgrade”

From this day forward, I am no longer just some statistics on .org, No longer “that Sink guy” doomscrolling the forums from the slums of Hapilan.


I am:

• GRILLMAXXED
• DADDY-BLESSED
• 36-DAY EX-SLAVE OF THE GRILL REGIME

When I type, it is no longer mere posting. It is scripture.
When I lurk, I no longer lurk, I survey.

Thank you, Grilldaddy.


For real.


You didn’t just give me VIP.
You gave me lore.
You gave me a character arc.
You turned my 36 days of servitude into a promotion.
One day, when some 3-post grey stumbles onto my profile and sees that little VIP tag, he’ll think:




And I’ll say to him what I now say to all of you:





All hail Grilldaddy.


Signed,
Newly Anointed VIP Member Sink,
36 Days Enslaved, Eternally Grateful,
Gifted by Grilldaddy Himself

Spoiler: ignore

@unon @roveai @unkownincel @kababcel @Insomnia

GPT slop but congrats on the vip bhai.

 

[SomaliSub5]

nigga wrote a whole article to glaze mirin the effort

 

[Sink]

From the deepest part of my dome.
I carved up words such as chunguscel.
And cp.
And what do i get in return?

GPT slop but congrats on the vip bhai.

 

[BigBallsLarry]

From the deepest part of my dome.
I carved up words such as chunguscel.
And cp.
And what do i get in return?

I know you wrote most of this, but when you use AI for tasks daily you begin to notice when something is written by it (atleast partially). So i know some of the quotes in your thread are chatgpt.

for example:

But it wasn’t a glitch.


It was anointment.

This is not a man. This is an institution.

it is no longer mere posting. It is scripture

The easiest way to tell an AI text is from the overuse of this phrase

"It wasn't x, it was y"
"it isn't just x, it's y"

next time you use AI, scan for that. There's a lot of videos about it aswell.

Using AI is nothing bad as long as it doesn't blatantly sound like it is AI.

 

[Sink]

I know you wrote most of this, but when you use AI for tasks daily you begin to notice when something is written by it (atleast partially). So i know some of the quotes in your thread are chatgpt.

for example:






The easiest way to tell an AI text is from the overuse of this phrase

"It wasn't x, it was y"
"it isn't just x, it's y"

next time you use AI, scan for that. There's a lot of videos about it aswell.

Using AI is nothing bad as long as it doesn't blatantly sound like it is AI.

i asked chatgpt to glaze grill cuz my english is too shit for allat

 

[hauntohalic]

Boyos…


I don’t even know how to process what just happened.

I woke up today fully prepared for another day of my friggin chunguscel life. Same routine:
– open looksmax.org
– cope
– goon
– close tab
– goon
– goon
– goon

But when I logged in this time… something was different.


At first I thought it was just another hallucination from too much research chemical consumption, but no.

There it was...
View attachment 4411574


My heart actually skipped. Hands shaking. I refreshed the page 3 times like a delusional CHUNGUSCEL just to make sure it wasn’t a bug.

But it wasn’t a glitch.


It was anointment.


In that moment, my entire chungus life flashed before my eyes:


Every second having to delete the cp niggers sent in the gds server.......
Every time i got told ''looks don't matter just be confident bro'' by a hcl larping as truecel (@Grilldaddy❤️ )


All of that… all of that PAIN… led to THIS.

VIP isn’t just “colorful username” or “nerd reaction.”


VIP is ascension.
VIP is recognition.

And to be personally gifted it by Grilldaddy?


This is not a man. This is an institution. A myth. A walking, talking, mogging monument to ascended status. When historians talk about the Golden Age of Looksmax, there will be BD and AD:

Before daddy:
After daddy:

And in between those eras, carved in small cursed runes, there will be my chapter:

“36 Days of Enslavement Under Grilldaddy.”

For 36 days I rotted on these forums as his loyal digital servant, repping his posts, studying his every word like scripture, quoting him in dead threads just to keep the legend alive (.com ''join my dc plz'' nigga i'm crine mf bumped that shit for like 6 pages ). I was chained not by iron, but by admiration and status hunger. And on the 36th day, instead of freeing me… he elevated me.

When the notification popped up.

I swear my dick got hard just from reading:
“Grilldaddy gifted you an account upgrade”

From this day forward, I am no longer just some statistics on .org, No longer “that Sink guy” doomscrolling the forums from the slums of Hapilan.


I am:

• GRILLMAXXED
• DADDY-BLESSED
• 36-DAY EX-SLAVE OF THE GRILL REGIME

When I type, it is no longer mere posting. It is scripture.
When I lurk, I no longer lurk, I survey.

Thank you, Grilldaddy.


For real.


You didn’t just give me VIP.
You gave me lore.
You gave me a character arc.
You turned my 36 days of servitude into a promotion.
One day, when some 3-post grey stumbles onto my profile and sees that little VIP tag, he’ll think:




And I’ll say to him what I now say to all of you:





All hail Grilldaddy.


Signed,
Newly Anointed VIP Member Sink,
36 Days Enslaved, Eternally Grateful,
Gifted by Grilldaddy Himself

Spoiler: ignore

@unon @roveai @unkownincel @kababcel @Insomnia

mirin the vip

 

[Grilldaddy❤️]

Ye peak

 

[kababcel]

Boyos…


I don’t even know how to process what just happened.

I woke up today fully prepared for another day of my friggin chunguscel life. Same routine:
– open looksmax.org
– cope
– goon
– close tab
– goon
– goon
– goon

But when I logged in this time… something was different.


At first I thought it was just another hallucination from too much research chemical consumption, but no.

There it was...
View attachment 4411574


My heart actually skipped. Hands shaking. I refreshed the page 3 times like a delusional CHUNGUSCEL just to make sure it wasn’t a bug.

But it wasn’t a glitch.


It was anointment.


In that moment, my entire chungus life flashed before my eyes:


Every second having to delete the cp niggers sent in the gds server.......
Every time i got told ''looks don't matter just be confident bro'' by a hcl larping as truecel (@Grilldaddy❤️ )


All of that… all of that PAIN… led to THIS.

VIP isn’t just “colorful username” or “nerd reaction.”


VIP is ascension.
VIP is recognition.

And to be personally gifted it by Grilldaddy?


This is not a man. This is an institution. A myth. A walking, talking, mogging monument to ascended status. When historians talk about the Golden Age of Looksmax, there will be BD and AD:

Before daddy:
After daddy:

And in between those eras, carved in small cursed runes, there will be my chapter:

“36 Days of Enslavement Under Grilldaddy.”

For 36 days I rotted on these forums as his loyal digital servant, repping his posts, studying his every word like scripture, quoting him in dead threads just to keep the legend alive (.com ''join my dc plz'' nigga i'm crine mf bumped that shit for like 6 pages ). I was chained not by iron, but by admiration and status hunger. And on the 36th day, instead of freeing me… he elevated me.

When the notification popped up.

I swear my dick got hard just from reading:
“Grilldaddy gifted you an account upgrade”

From this day forward, I am no longer just some statistics on .org, No longer “that Sink guy” doomscrolling the forums from the slums of Hapilan.


I am:

• GRILLMAXXED
• DADDY-BLESSED
• 36-DAY EX-SLAVE OF THE GRILL REGIME

When I type, it is no longer mere posting. It is scripture.
When I lurk, I no longer lurk, I survey.

Thank you, Grilldaddy.


For real.


You didn’t just give me VIP.
You gave me lore.
You gave me a character arc.
You turned my 36 days of servitude into a promotion.
One day, when some 3-post grey stumbles onto my profile and sees that little VIP tag, he’ll think:




And I’ll say to him what I now say to all of you:





All hail Grilldaddy.


Signed,
Newly Anointed VIP Member Sink,
36 Days Enslaved, Eternally Grateful,
Gifted by Grilldaddy Himself

Spoiler: ignore

@unon @roveai @unkownincel @kababcel @Insomnia

Mirin vip

 

[Laqi]

Boyos…


I don’t even know how to process what just happened.

I woke up today fully prepared for another day of my friggin chunguscel life. Same routine:
– open looksmax.org
– cope
– goon
– close tab
– goon
– goon
– goon

But when I logged in this time… something was different.


At first I thought it was just another hallucination from too much research chemical consumption, but no.

There it was...
View attachment 4411574


My heart actually skipped. Hands shaking. I refreshed the page 3 times like a delusional CHUNGUSCEL just to make sure it wasn’t a bug.

But it wasn’t a glitch.


It was anointment.


In that moment, my entire chungus life flashed before my eyes:


Every second having to delete the cp niggers sent in the gds server.......
Every time i got told ''looks don't matter just be confident bro'' by a hcl larping as truecel (@Grilldaddy❤️ )


All of that… all of that PAIN… led to THIS.

VIP isn’t just “colorful username” or “nerd reaction.”


VIP is ascension.
VIP is recognition.

And to be personally gifted it by Grilldaddy?


This is not a man. This is an institution. A myth. A walking, talking, mogging monument to ascended status. When historians talk about the Golden Age of Looksmax, there will be BD and AD:

Before daddy:
After daddy:

And in between those eras, carved in small cursed runes, there will be my chapter:

“36 Days of Enslavement Under Grilldaddy.”

For 36 days I rotted on these forums as his loyal digital servant, repping his posts, studying his every word like scripture, quoting him in dead threads just to keep the legend alive (.com ''join my dc plz'' nigga i'm crine mf bumped that shit for like 6 pages ). I was chained not by iron, but by admiration and status hunger. And on the 36th day, instead of freeing me… he elevated me.

When the notification popped up.

I swear my dick got hard just from reading:
“Grilldaddy gifted you an account upgrade”

From this day forward, I am no longer just some statistics on .org, No longer “that Sink guy” doomscrolling the forums from the slums of Hapilan.


I am:

• GRILLMAXXED
• DADDY-BLESSED
• 36-DAY EX-SLAVE OF THE GRILL REGIME

When I type, it is no longer mere posting. It is scripture.
When I lurk, I no longer lurk, I survey.

Thank you, Grilldaddy.


For real.


You didn’t just give me VIP.
You gave me lore.
You gave me a character arc.
You turned my 36 days of servitude into a promotion.
One day, when some 3-post grey stumbles onto my profile and sees that little VIP tag, he’ll think:




And I’ll say to him what I now say to all of you:





All hail Grilldaddy.


Signed,
Newly Anointed VIP Member Sink,
36 Days Enslaved, Eternally Grateful,
Gifted by Grilldaddy Himself

Spoiler: ignore

@unon @roveai @unkownincel @kababcel @Insomnia

MIRING VIPCELL
enjoy your vipcelhood make sure to check my threads in lounge

 

[Dorogi]

Boyos…


I don’t even know how to process what just happened.

I woke up today fully prepared for another day of my friggin chunguscel life. Same routine:
– open looksmax.org
– cope
– goon
– close tab
– goon
– goon
– goon

But when I logged in this time… something was different.


At first I thought it was just another hallucination from too much research chemical consumption, but no.

There it was...
View attachment 4411574


My heart actually skipped. Hands shaking. I refreshed the page 3 times like a delusional CHUNGUSCEL just to make sure it wasn’t a bug.

But it wasn’t a glitch.


It was anointment.


In that moment, my entire chungus life flashed before my eyes:


Every second having to delete the cp niggers sent in the gds server.......
Every time i got told ''looks don't matter just be confident bro'' by a hcl larping as truecel (@Grilldaddy❤️ )


All of that… all of that PAIN… led to THIS.

VIP isn’t just “colorful username” or “nerd reaction.”


VIP is ascension.
VIP is recognition.

And to be personally gifted it by Grilldaddy?


This is not a man. This is an institution. A myth. A walking, talking, mogging monument to ascended status. When historians talk about the Golden Age of Looksmax, there will be BD and AD:

Before daddy:
After daddy:

And in between those eras, carved in small cursed runes, there will be my chapter:

“36 Days of Enslavement Under Grilldaddy.”

For 36 days I rotted on these forums as his loyal digital servant, repping his posts, studying his every word like scripture, quoting him in dead threads just to keep the legend alive (.com ''join my dc plz'' nigga i'm crine mf bumped that shit for like 6 pages ). I was chained not by iron, but by admiration and status hunger. And on the 36th day, instead of freeing me… he elevated me.

When the notification popped up.

I swear my dick got hard just from reading:
“Grilldaddy gifted you an account upgrade”

From this day forward, I am no longer just some statistics on .org, No longer “that Sink guy” doomscrolling the forums from the slums of Hapilan.


I am:

• GRILLMAXXED
• DADDY-BLESSED
• 36-DAY EX-SLAVE OF THE GRILL REGIME

When I type, it is no longer mere posting. It is scripture.
When I lurk, I no longer lurk, I survey.

Thank you, Grilldaddy.


For real.


You didn’t just give me VIP.
You gave me lore.
You gave me a character arc.
You turned my 36 days of servitude into a promotion.
One day, when some 3-post grey stumbles onto my profile and sees that little VIP tag, he’ll think:




And I’ll say to him what I now say to all of you:





All hail Grilldaddy.


Signed,
Newly Anointed VIP Member Sink,
36 Days Enslaved, Eternally Grateful,
Gifted by Grilldaddy Himself

Spoiler: ignore

@unon @roveai @unkownincel @kababcel @Insomnia

congrats on promoting from slave to servant by spending more than a month as the servers loyal boywife.

Doesnt matter sincr youre still chained up, enslaved by a bunch of other masters (@Laqi and me)

No matter how much you rot or what you do you will always be at the bottom you femgoy cumslave..

 

[Sink]

congrats on promoting from slave to servant by spending more than a month as the servers loyal boywife.

Doesnt matter sincr youre still chained up, enslaved by a bunch of other masters (@Laqi and me)

No matter how much you rot or what you do you will always be at the bottom you femgoy cumslave..

JRbndmslsksbdn

 

[atra_]

Boyos…


I don’t even know how to process what just happened.

I woke up today fully prepared for another day of my friggin chunguscel life. Same routine:
– open looksmax.org
– cope
– goon
– close tab
– goon
– goon
– goon

But when I logged in this time… something was different.


At first I thought it was just another hallucination from too much research chemical consumption, but no.

There it was...
View attachment 4411574


My heart actually skipped. Hands shaking. I refreshed the page 3 times like a delusional CHUNGUSCEL just to make sure it wasn’t a bug.

But it wasn’t a glitch.


It was anointment.


In that moment, my entire chungus life flashed before my eyes:


Every second having to delete the cp niggers sent in the gds server.......
Every time i got told ''looks don't matter just be confident bro'' by a hcl larping as truecel (@Grilldaddy❤️ )


All of that… all of that PAIN… led to THIS.

VIP isn’t just “colorful username” or “nerd reaction.”


VIP is ascension.
VIP is recognition.

And to be personally gifted it by Grilldaddy?


This is not a man. This is an institution. A myth. A walking, talking, mogging monument to ascended status. When historians talk about the Golden Age of Looksmax, there will be BD and AD:

Before daddy:
After daddy:

And in between those eras, carved in small cursed runes, there will be my chapter:

“36 Days of Enslavement Under Grilldaddy.”

For 36 days I rotted on these forums as his loyal digital servant, repping his posts, studying his every word like scripture, quoting him in dead threads just to keep the legend alive (.com ''join my dc plz'' nigga i'm crine mf bumped that shit for like 6 pages ). I was chained not by iron, but by admiration and status hunger. And on the 36th day, instead of freeing me… he elevated me.

When the notification popped up.

I swear my dick got hard just from reading:
“Grilldaddy gifted you an account upgrade”

From this day forward, I am no longer just some statistics on .org, No longer “that Sink guy” doomscrolling the forums from the slums of Hapilan.


I am:

• GRILLMAXXED
• DADDY-BLESSED
• 36-DAY EX-SLAVE OF THE GRILL REGIME

When I type, it is no longer mere posting. It is scripture.
When I lurk, I no longer lurk, I survey.

Thank you, Grilldaddy.


For real.


You didn’t just give me VIP.
You gave me lore.
You gave me a character arc.
You turned my 36 days of servitude into a promotion.
One day, when some 3-post grey stumbles onto my profile and sees that little VIP tag, he’ll think:




And I’ll say to him what I now say to all of you:





All hail Grilldaddy.


Signed,
Newly Anointed VIP Member Sink,
36 Days Enslaved, Eternally Grateful,
Gifted by Grilldaddy Himself

Spoiler: ignore

@unon @roveai @unkownincel @kababcel @Insomnia

and i’m still waiting…