I have been the victim of BBC smuggling

[OldRooster]

The movie '3000 years of Longing' was new on Prime, so I clicked on it. It starred Tilda Swinton as an nerdy dried up old white English woman working as some kind of Literature critique or teacher, I am not sure, it doesn't matter. Anyway, the movie started fairly well with her having some super natural experiences during a conference she was attending, all white people at the conference. Then she bought a funky looking bottle in some 3rd world nick knack store. Yada Yada, the bottle breaks and an a enormous black guy manifests from the broken bottle, it is a Genie, or a Djinn as this movie calls him. He is the typical magical negro archetype common in books and movies, so I did not give it much thought. I thought the plot would proceed with her getting her 3 wishes and having the unintended consequences be the basis of the movie. But no, the entire rest of the movie was about the Djinn's life story, first he told of his relationship with the Queen of Sheba, supposedly the most beautiful Kangz in the world,

Then he told a second story of a relationship he had with a beautiful, super smart, young white woman,

Then Tilda Stinson's character wished to have a relationship with him.

And he did all this while spending 90 percent of the movie with his clothes off.

 

[registerfasterusing]

The movie '3000 years of Longing' was new on Prime, so I clicked on it. It starred Tilda Swinton as an nerdy dried up old white English woman working as some kind of Literature critique or teacher, I am not sure, it doesn't matter. Anyway, the movie started fairly well with her having some super natural experiences during a conference she was attending, all white people at the conference. Then she bought a funky looking bottle in some 3rd world nick knack store. Yada Yada, the bottle breaks and an a enormous black guy manifests from the broken bottle, it is a Genie, or a Djinn as this movie calls him. He is the typical magical negro archetype common in books and movies, so I did not give it much thought. I thought the plot would proceed with her getting her 3 wishes and having the unintended consequences be the basis of the movie. But no, the entire rest of the movie was about the Djinn's life story, first he told of his relationship with the Queen of Sheba, supposedly the most beautiful Kangz in the world,

Then he told a second story of a relationship he had with a beautiful, super smart, young white woman,
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Then Tilda Stinson's character wished to have a relationship with him.

And he did all this while spending 90 percent of the movie with his clothes off.

 

[sandmaster]

 

[registerfasterusing]

@Mogsgymmaxx ye ye we gotta recruit this nigga into old nigga division

 

[registerfasterusing]

Yh facts nigga

 

[T50ogrecel]

brought to you by Berg and Stein productions!

 

[sandmaster]

Yh facts nigga

 

[registerfasterusing]

Fr doe

 

[sandmaster]

Fr doe

 

[sandmaster]

 

[3pider]

Posted his whole fyp here glad youre banned

 

[buddhistking]

The BBCpill always collects

 

[OldRooster]

It starred Tilda Swinton as an nerdy dried up old white English woman working as some kind of Literature critique or teacher,

I should have better explained it further. She is extremely smart, smarter than you or I no doubt. And far more sophisticated and evolved that either of us could ever be, her motivations are beyond reproach, she is simply the smartest person in the room, you are a backward rube if you question her judgment.

It is no surprise that this Kangz movie reviewer thinks it is one of the greatest movies of all time: