I have been through all stages of life tbh

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I feel like I've seen it all. I've gone through so many different phases in life hit rock bottom feeling like a complete loser rotting my life away. Fat, unmotivated and useless. then later stood my ground among people who were doing really well. In the army, I drank water that tasted like petrol and ate food that felt like wet cement, and now I sip good Scotch and dine in fancy restaurants.

Back in college I couldn't even afford protein powder but today I have a disposable income. I threw myself into countless clubs at university met all kinds of people. Good, Bad, Cunning and Evil. While I never had friends that I could hang out with I have over the years I have built a strong network of professional contacts that have proved to be very useful. I had to fight and struggle for every little thing and to see any progress in my life. Sometimes I already feel like an oldcel and people often tell me I sound and carry myself like someone much older.
 
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And at what point were you the happiest?
 
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I feel like I've seen it all. I've gone through so many different phases in life hit rock bottom feeling like a complete loser rotting my life away. Fat, unmotivated and useless. then later stood my ground among people who were doing really well. In the army, I drank water that tasted like petrol and ate food that felt like wet cement, and now I sip good Scotch and dine in fancy restaurants.

Back in college I couldn't even afford protein powder but today I have a disposable income. I threw myself into countless clubs at university met all kinds of people. Good, Bad, Cunning and Evil. While I never had friends that I could hang out with I have over the years I have built a strong network of professional contacts that have proved to be very useful. I had to fight and struggle for every little thing and to see any progress in my life. Sometimes I already feel like an oldcel and people often tell me I sound and carry myself like someone much older.
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And at what point were you the happiest?


was never constantly happy At best I felt satisfied but true happiness was rare. Sthere are moments I'll never forget tho like the day I called my mum to tell her I'd been selected, when my dad gifted me that watch or when my boss genuinely appreciated my work. Those memories stand out
 
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I'm in my mid-20s and I already see any young person who is still in high school or younger as a kindergarten kid (in terms of how they think and behave, like I can quickly tell that they're just kids who have no idea how the world works)

Anyone, regardless of age or authority, who tries to give me advice or suggestions, I already knew/anticipated it before they told me, and I also knew why they were going to do it

I find any sport (given that I have done so many different ones) boring, and I no longer have that competitive fire in me about it, so now I always feel like a grandfather playing with his grandchildren whenever I play with someone (since I know all the moves / everything that's meta / everything that's going to happen if you do x or y), because I can no longer take him seriously

I know everything from a global political/geopolitical perspective; I know how political leaders think, how their voters think, why do they do it that way etc.

At work, I have already developed automatic responses and shortcuts to get everything done as quickly and predictably as possible

When it comes to romantic relationships, women, etc., I know how everything works and what it all boils down to, and I'm pretty much whatever about this topic

When it comes to the internet/gore/sexuality, etc., I know everything and nothing surprises me anymore

idk, sometimes I sit and think until I die, what else could life surprise me with / what else could I learn or something, because realistically there isn't much left..

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now I sip good Scotch and dine in fancy restaurants.

Back in college I couldn't even afford protein powder but today I have a disposable income.
what line of work are you in?
 
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Theres a light at the end of the tunnel bhai
 
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was never constantly happy At best I felt satisfied but true happiness was rare. Sthere are moments I'll never forget tho like the day I called my mum to tell her I'd been selected, when my dad gifted me that watch or when my boss genuinely appreciated my work. Those memories stand out
Put your hand on that mirror and move towards greater knowledge of what you can become. Greatness is in the mind and in the fist.
 
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Put your hand on that mirror and move towards greater knowledge of what you can become. Greatness is in the mind and in the fist.
Idk what that meant but ok
 
ive been in stacys anus and now im an alcoholic nigger
 

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