I have bruises on my ass from sitting on the toilet too hard (with pics)

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Has this ever happened to you, it happened to me like yesterday and my cheeks were like cut and kinda bruised from the toilet seat. :soy::soy::soy::hnghn::hnghn::hnghn::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:
 
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back when i played games for 20 hours straight i would develop limbic swelling in my butt area from sitting too long, these would then transform into these raw, pus filled sacks similar to ulcerated calluses. then they would inevitable start bleeding as the outer skin wore thin from friction and broke. for half a decade, my ass was in this condition on a nearly daily basis. my ass area constantly felt wet, i wore thick dark pants so the blood stains wouldn't be obvious. also during this time i developed wicked constipation from holding my movements in for weeks at a time because i wanted to play games rather than go to the toilet. gaming at the time became similar to a kind of monomania, i couldn't get enough of it. games gradually becoming uninteresting, unplayable woke shit the past decade or so might have saved my ass literally.
 
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back when i played games for 20 hours straight i would develop limbic swelling in my butt area from sitting too long, these would then transform into these raw, pus filled sacks similar to ulcerated calluses. then they would inevitable start bleeding as the outer skin wore thin from friction and broke. for half a decade, my ass was in this condition on a nearly daily basis. my ass area constantly felt wet, i wore thick dark pants so the blood stains wouldn't be obvious. also during this time i developed wicked constipation from holding my movements in for weeks at a time because i wanted to play games rather than go to the toilet. gaming at the time became similar to a kind of monomania, i couldn't get enough of it. games gradually becoming uninteresting, unplayable woke shit the past decade or so might have saved my ass literally.
LmAO NIGGA :lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:
 
Has this ever happened to you, it happened to me like yesterday and my cheeks were like cut and kinda bruised from the toilet seat. :soy::soy::soy::hnghn::hnghn::hnghn::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:
Brother it's time to leanmaxx..
 
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