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NoHoesinOhio

NoHoesinOhio

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Jewish scients will show you some sandnigger and say thats how Jesus looked like lol, There are many accounts of the physical description of Jesus and there is a high probability he had tall skull

"Professor Giovanni Judica-Cordiglia, a Shroud of Turin scholar, took the information collected from the Shroud and interpreted the information using his experience as a doctor and university professor of forensic medicine. He wrote: The man who was wrapped in the Shroud was a man of great beauty and uncommon statue. He was about one meter and 80 centimeters (six feet) tall, with a perfectly proportioned physique, lithe and harmonious. He was a 'standard type' in the most literal sense of the phrase. Although the cloth has suffered much damage, we can see that his face was a very soft and gentle one, rather long and with a broad, straight forehead. The nose is straight and turned slightly downwards; the cheeks are large and slightly protruding. From all the anthropometric calculations so far made, it seems that Christ was physically in far better shape than the average man. Through a complicated process of elaborating his facial data, I can conclude that his cranial capacity was of 1575cc, which would place him in the megalocephalic (large headed) category, with a cranial-capacity coefficient of 95 which would indicate that the weight of his brain was 1492 grams. This is far greater than average, suggesting a person of extraordinary genius (Professor Judica-Cordiglia, Holy Land Magazine, Franciscan Holy Land Press, Spring 1998)."



I AM NOW A CHRISTIAN! GLORY GLORY TO THE LORD ALMIGHTY WHO WAS, AND IS , AND IS TO COME. FUCK SANDNIGGERS AND THAT LOW IQ CAMEL PISS GUZZLING PEDOPHILE MUHAMMED MUHAHAHAHAHA
 
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Ok
 
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Jewish scients will show you some sandnigger and say thats how Jesus looked like lol, There are many accounts of the physical description of Jesus and there is a high probability he had tall skull

"Professor Giovanni Judica-Cordiglia, a Shroud of Turin scholar, took the information collected from the Shroud and interpreted the information using his experience as a doctor and university professor of forensic medicine. He wrote: The man who was wrapped in the Shroud was a man of great beauty and uncommon statue. He was about one meter and 80 centimeters (six feet) tall, with a perfectly proportioned physique, lithe and harmonious. He was a 'standard type' in the most literal sense of the phrase. Although the cloth has suffered much damage, we can see that his face was a very soft and gentle one, rather long and with a broad, straight forehead. The nose is straight and turned slightly downwards; the cheeks are large and slightly protruding. From all the anthropometric calculations so far made, it seems that Christ was physically in far better shape than the average man. Through a complicated process of elaborating his facial data, I can conclude that his cranial capacity was of 1575cc, which would place him in the megalocephalic (large headed) category, with a cranial-capacity coefficient of 95 which would indicate that the weight of his brain was 1492 grams. This is far greater than average, suggesting a person of extraordinary genius (Professor Judica-Cordiglia, Holy Land Magazine, Franciscan Holy Land Press, Spring 1998)."



I AM NOW A CHRISTIAN! GLORY GLORY TO THE LORD ALMIGHTY WHO WAS, AND IS , AND IS TO COME. FUCK SANDNIGGERS AND THAT PEDOPHILE MUHAMMED MUHAHAHAHAHA
Nigga fuck you
 
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Jesus was a tall skull gigachad, yes.
Can confirm.
 
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Jewish scients will show you some sandnigger and say thats how Jesus looked like lol, There are many accounts of the physical description of Jesus and there is a high probability he had tall skull

"Professor Giovanni Judica-Cordiglia, a Shroud of Turin scholar, took the information collected from the Shroud and interpreted the information using his experience as a doctor and university professor of forensic medicine. He wrote: The man who was wrapped in the Shroud was a man of great beauty and uncommon statue. He was about one meter and 80 centimeters (six feet) tall, with a perfectly proportioned physique, lithe and harmonious. He was a 'standard type' in the most literal sense of the phrase. Although the cloth has suffered much damage, we can see that his face was a very soft and gentle one, rather long and with a broad, straight forehead. The nose is straight and turned slightly downwards; the cheeks are large and slightly protruding. From all the anthropometric calculations so far made, it seems that Christ was physically in far better shape than the average man. Through a complicated process of elaborating his facial data, I can conclude that his cranial capacity was of 1575cc, which would place him in the megalocephalic (large headed) category, with a cranial-capacity coefficient of 95 which would indicate that the weight of his brain was 1492 grams. This is far greater than average, suggesting a person of extraordinary genius (Professor Judica-Cordiglia, Holy Land Magazine, Franciscan Holy Land Press, Spring 1998)."



I AM NOW A CHRISTIAN! GLORY GLORY TO THE LORD ALMIGHTY WHO WAS, AND IS , AND IS TO COME. FUCK SANDNIGGERS AND THAT LOW IQ CAMEL PISS GUZZLING PEDOPHILE MUHAMMED MUHAHAHAHAHA
Brachy is ideal retard
 
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1737263194377
 
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1.80 isn't even 6ft it's obvious this is some brainwashing garbage
 
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I AM NOW A CHRISTIAN! GLORY GLORY TO THE LORD ALMIGHTY WHO WAS, AND IS , AND IS TO COME. FUCK SANDNIGGERS AND THAT LOW IQ CAMEL PISS GUZZLING PEDOPHILE MUHAMMED MUHAHAHAHAHA
I align completely with this statement
 
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Yeshua gets mogged by me, keep coping boyo
 
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Jesus was a tall skull gigachad, yes.
Can confirm.
he was canonically unattractive i think

the bible said something about that,,
i believe it said something along the lines of him not being someone attractive in the eyes of anyone
 
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he was canonically unattractive i think

the bible said something about that,,
i believe it said something along the lines of him not being someone attractive in the eyes of anyone
People back then idolized mike mew
 
he was canonically unattractive i think

the bible said something about that,,
i believe it said something along the lines of him not being someone attractive in the eyes of anyone
He had no beauty or majesty to attract us to him, nothing in his appearance that we should desire him. He was despised and rejected by mankind, a man of suffering, and familiar with pain. Like one from whom people hide their faces he was despised, and we held him in low esteem. (Isaiah 52:13-14; 53:2-3 NIV)
 
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He had no beauty or majesty to attract us to him, nothing in his appearance that we should desire him. He was despised and rejected by mankind, a man of suffering, and familiar with pain. Like one from whom people hide their faces he was despised, and we held him in low esteem. (Isaiah 52:13-14; 53:2-3 NIV)
yeah whatever this guy said
 
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He had no beauty or majesty to attract us to him, nothing in his appearance that we should desire him. He was despised and rejected by mankind, a man of suffering, and familiar with pain. Like one from whom people hide their faces he was despised, and we held him in low esteem. (Isaiah 52:13-14; 53:2-3 NIV)
Old testmanent is a jewish lie,wake up Sheeple our saviour had a tall skull
 
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Isaiah 53:2

For he grew up before him like a young plant,
and like a root out of dry ground;
he had no form or majesty that we should look at him,
and no beauty that we should desire him.

he DID NOT look like this:
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And he wasnt meant to be beautiful aswell, he was in earth to spread the God's words, this is why jews couldnt think he was actually God in the human form
 
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monty python's life of bryan implies hes a bastard son of some roman legionnaire thats why he looks Italian

Most probable explanation is that he looks italian in the mainstream depictions because of the renaissance painters being all Italian so they painted him like the nigghas they knew from daily life
not because of muh racism like woketards say

The Sopranos Hbo GIF
 
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Isaiah 53:2

For he grew up before him like a young plant,
and like a root out of dry ground;
he had no form or majesty that we should look at him,
and no beauty that we should desire him.

he DID NOT look like this:
View attachment 3436802

And he wasnt meant to be beautiful aswell, he was in earth to spread the God's words, this is why jews couldnt think he was actually God in the human form
Imagine taking Jewish lies written in the Old Testament seriously, Brachy Jew spotted
 
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Imagine taking Jewish lies written in the Old Testament seriously, Brachy Jew spotted
I'm a christian, if you wont follow the bible, then how does God exists? Doesnt make any sense a christian not caring about the bible. And if you tell me an onipotent being cant modify his own book then this is hilarious and blasphemy.
 
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monty python's life of bryan implies hes a bastard son of some roman legionnaire thats why he looks Italian

Most probable explanation is that he looks italian in the mainstream depictions because of the renaissance painters being all Italian so they painted him like the nigghas they knew from daily life
not because of muh racism like woketards say

The Sopranos Hbo GIF

My father`s side is Italian and my mother`s side is jewish

Im basically .org Jesus :Comfy:
 
I'm a christian, if you wont follow the bible, then how does God exists? Doesnt make any sense a christian not caring about the bible. And if you tell me an onipotent being cant modify his own book then this is hilarious and blasphemy.
Jesus is denied by Jews because hes not their saviour, they rejected him because they couldnt stand the thought of a tall skulled Messiah. Only Christians accept that he is a chad, because God is 8 psl.
 
Congratulations, enjoy your walk with him. I wish you the best

ending was unnecessary though:forcedsmile:
 
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Jesus is denied by Jews because hes not their saviour, they rejected him because they couldnt stand the thought of a tall skulled Messiah. Only Christians accept that he is a chad, because God is 8 psl.
You are telling me that they denied him because he was too pretty? What the actual fuck?
 
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You are telling me that they denied him because he was too pretty?
yes. And he also denied them their dominion over the other peoples so they rejected him.
 
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yes. And he also denied them their dominion over the other peoples so they rejected him.
Could you please provide any sources on why you think this way? Because the bible teaches us that they denied him because he didnt fit their expectations of being an actual God. I agree in the spiritual form God is perfect, but in the earth he was just a normal human being and wasnt the prettiest creature.

If you tell me the bible is a lie then God just doesnt exists. Which onipotent being would allow people to blatantly lie about him in his own book?
 
Could you please provide any sources on why you think this way? Because the bible teaches us that they denied him because he didnt fit their expectations of being an actual God. I agree in the spiritual form God is perfect, but in the earth he was just a normal human being and wasnt the prettiest creature.

If you tell me the bible is a lie then God just doesnt exists. Which onipotent being would allow people to blatantly lie about him in his own book?
Old testmanet is Jewish, for Jews their Messiah had to be as ugly as them. But Christ came for humanity not just for Jews so he had to be tall skull like the scientist in the OP thread predicted
 
Tall skull:chad:
Brachy skull :incel:
I know, but in the human form Jesus wasnt even close being pretty. It wasnt
his objective anyways. His objective was to teach about God and kill himself in the cross for our sins so we could be free.
 
Old testmanet is Jewish, for Jews their Messiah had to be as ugly as them. But Christ came for humanity not just for Jews so he had to be tall skull like the scientist in the OP thread predicted
So you are telling me that the bible (God's words) in the old testmanet is fake? Could you explain why would God allow it?
 
So you are telling me that the bible (God's words) in the old testmanet is fake? Could you explain why would God allow it?
Those were not gods words but isaacs
 
Dawg really using the Messiah as a topic for lookmax shit post :lul:
 
Those were not gods words but isaacs
Did you know that Matthew, John, Mark, Luke (maybe not), Paul, James, Peter, Jude and Jesus himself were jews or had jew ancestry? If I can't believe in the old testmony because they were written by humans and not God himself, why would I believe in the new testmony aswell (Except in apocalipse that actually showed things that happen, which was funnily enough written by a jew)?
 
Did you know that Matthew, John, Mark, Luke (maybe not), Paul, James, Peter, Jude and Jesus himself were jews or had jew ancestry? If I can't believe in the old testmony because they were written by humans and not God himself, why would I believe in the new testmony aswell (Except in apocalipse that actually showed things that happen, which was funnily enough written by a jew)?
Because the jews who believed in Christ were no longer jews but born again followers of God. Jews ceased being so when they denied him and remained jews
 
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This thread made me an Orthodox jew.
 
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sandnigger
Converting and still saying slurs w/ glee and confidence

Nothing but Hell awaits you, cut the time down and kill yourself early
 
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Because the jews who believed in Christ were no longer jews but born again followers of God. Jews ceased being so when they denied him and remained jews
Romans 11:1

"I ask then: Did God reject his people? By no means! I am an Israelite myself, a descendant of Abraham, from the tribe of Benjamin."
 
Imagine taking Jewish lies written in the Old Testament seriously, Brachy Jew spotted
Nigga you do know that you have to accept the Old Testament if you wanna be Christian
 
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