I have finally made $1,000… My road to ascension begins now

[futureashtray]

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I have finally made $1,000

I needed this money to fund my ascension

I will first turn this $1,000 into a 5 figure monthly income in a few months

once I reach $5,000 in passive monthly income I will buy all the peptides, hormones, etc I need to heightmaxx, and all the orthodontic appliances and surgeries to ascend my face

once me and my body are fixed I will focus on sports

By then I will be extremely high iq and will be a completely different person that who I am now

I will be reborn..

 

[Deleted member 72630]

i like the optimism

 

[<6PSLcel]

gl bhai

 

[BecomingHuman]

Good luck. Can your parents help with heightmaxx in case your plan gets delayed?

 

[Deleted member 41050]

Good luck

 

[vzidel]

what’d you do to money max and how are you gonna optimize it to 5k

 

[MA_ascender]

YOU WILL CASHAPP ME 300 USD

 

[alriodai]

you're gonna do it bro, don't fall into scams

 

[murdah]

And youre buying vip on an incel site with it?

 

[xegigi]

And youre buying vip on an incel site with it?

let my nigga ball in peace

 

[Autismcel]

Cashapp me 3 rupees bhai I need to buy bread for my starving children

$Rajeshgamerdestroyer7000

 

[Crisick]

View attachment 2933309

YOU WILL CASHAPP ME 300 USD

@ascension

 

[wsada]

You can be the next @Charisma bro

 

[Crisick]

You can be the next @Charisma bro

nah charisma is poor af he just uses refunds

 

[MA_ascender]

Cashapp me 3 rupees bhai I need to buy bread for my starving children

$Rajeshgamerdestroyer7000

laughed so hard i choked fuck you

 

[GreenRay88]

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I have finally made $1,000

I needed this money to fund my ascension

I will first turn this $1,000 into a 5 figure monthly income in a few months

once I reach $5,000 in passive monthly income I will buy all the peptides, hormones, etc I need to heightmaxx, and all the orthodontic appliances and surgeries to ascend my face

once me and my body are fixed I will focus on sports

By then I will be extremely high iq and will be a completely different person that who I am now

I will be reborn..

Good luck Bhai wish you nothing but the best

 

[ascension]

@ascension

I wipe my ass sweat with 1,000

 

[Crisick]

I wipe my ass sweat with 1,000

ye lolz 1000 is ass wiping material

 

[ijustwanttobepretty]

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I have finally made $1,000

I needed this money to fund my ascension

I will first turn this $1,000 into a 5 figure monthly income in a few months

once I reach $5,000 in passive monthly income I will buy all the peptides, hormones, etc I need to heightmaxx, and all the orthodontic appliances and surgeries to ascend my face

once me and my body are fixed I will focus on sports

By then I will be extremely high iq and will be a completely different person that who I am now

I will be reborn..

claims high iq but thinks he will ascend with peptides, hormones, etc I need to heightmaxx, and all the orthodontic appliances and surgeries to ascend my face, jfl

 

[ijustwanttobepretty]

most orthodontic appliance will fuck you over

 

[AlbinoMaxxer]

View attachment 2933439 Good luck Bhai wish you nothing but the best

Caging at flexing 15k

 

[GreenRay88]

Caging at flexing 15k

Cage Harder

 

[AlbinoMaxxer]

Cage Harder

 

[poopoohead]

Caging at flexing 15k

Are you rich?

 

[futureashtray]

I wipe my ass sweat with 1,000

tryna b lyke yu my boi

 

[Pakicel]

Thought the same when I made my first $1000. I am still a povertycel.

 

[ascension]

tryna b lyke yu my boi

I was joking ngl me and @Crisick are both dirt poor

 

[coisbhai]

I wipe my ass sweat with 1,000

ye lolz 1000 is ass wiping material

You guys use it as ass wiping material meanwhile crisick uses it to clean the smelly crevices between his toes, not the same

 

[AlbinoMaxxer]

Are you rich?

I wiukdnt consider myself rich, no, only 18 but I wouldnt flex 15k lmao thats not something to flex

 

[AlbinoMaxxer]

You guys use it as ass wiping material meanwhile crisick uses it to clean the smelly crevices between his toes, not the same

That sentence is so cucked tbh

 

[poopoohead]

I wiukdnt consider myself rich, no, only 18 but I wouldnt flex 15k lmao thats not something to flex

It’s like 3 years of saving at some part time job at minimum wage

 

[Crisick]

I was joking ngl me and @Crisick are both dirt poor

Talk for yourself nigga, my aunt just died I have a 20M fortune (rupees)

 

[Autismcel]

Talk for yourself nigga, my aunt just died I have a 20M fortune (rupees)

Remember me?????


I'm your cousin bhai!!!! Rajesh Mutash!!!


Give me 2M rupees we used to play fortnite back in the day

 

[MA_ascender]

I wipe my ass sweat with 1,000

can i wipe your ass sometime

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

how

 

[futureashtray]

how

slots + blackjack

took like 1 week

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

slots + blackjack

took like 1 week

only luck or did you study?

 

[futureashtray]

only luck or did you study?

are you talking about blackjack?

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

are you talking about blackjack?

yeah

 

[futureashtray]

yeah

I tried to card count but it’s useless since they make it impossible to count

they have an 8 deck shoe and usually reshuffle the cards somewhere in the middle of the whole shoe

I got lucky and I also played a different type of blackjack that is wayy better than the others

 

[Bloatedcelbag]

Thread’s theme.



I have finally made $1,000

I needed this money to fund my ascension

I will first turn this $1,000 into a 5 figure monthly income in a few months

once I reach $5,000 in passive monthly income I will buy all the peptides, hormones, etc I need to heightmaxx, and all the orthodontic appliances and surgeries to ascend my face

once me and my body are fixed I will focus on sports

By then I will be extremely high iq and will be a completely different person that who I am now

I will be reborn..

And you will be 64 by then

 

[asdvek]

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I have finally made $1,000

I needed this money to fund my ascension

I will first turn this $1,000 into a 5 figure monthly income in a few months

once I reach $5,000 in passive monthly income I will buy all the peptides, hormones, etc I need to heightmaxx, and all the orthodontic appliances and surgeries to ascend my face

once me and my body are fixed I will focus on sports

By then I will be extremely high iq and will be a completely different person that who I am now

I will be reborn..

to buy list for you:

Testosterone Enanthate 25 250mg vials
HCG 10,000
Nolvadex
Aromasin


im dead srs btw, buy these. goodluck.