I HAVE RECESSED COCK [BRUTAL]

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My cock is so recessed brah

My cock is like 2 inches but because the rest of it is covered by a 40 lb fatpad from eating way too much Taco Bell son

I got a dick x-ray today and my dick bone is 12 inches but only 2 can be seen

How can I lose bf?


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shut up nigger
 
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START WORKING OUT LIKE MAAAAAD...GO TO THE GYM EVERY DAY FOR 3 HOURS....AND YOU NEED DIET ASAP
 
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Brother im sorry to hear that but you'll get dickmogged by a 5 years old boy its over
 
That's right

Uncle Pajeet stuck his shit covered cock down your tight pussy, you wiener eating son of a whore

you're a funny troll i'll give you that
 
Try cockchewing and proper penile posture. Worked for me.
 
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Brutal cock pill
 
Show pics for proof
 
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by not eating

or, alternatively, i have some magic beans for sale that'll instantly make you 160lbs
 
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Try pulling it really hard
 
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Try to eat it for dinner as sushi
 
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Recessed cock bone
 
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get a penis stretcher, used it for 7.3 seconds and now my dick doesn't fit in my pants anymore
 
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You need a dickfort 3
 
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RECESSED DICK GANG
 
use some cardarine lol
 
i hope u're just kidding
 
Incredibly American thread. I hope OP is skinnier now.
 

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