I have rich white zoomer boy maxxed

[cromagnon]

@not__cel @alurmo @n9wiff
@skkrrrtcantdo @PeiFan94

I have bought around 12 vineyard vines shirt and some nt shorts + some white baseball caps. Combine that with my white crocs and white height fraud joggers, I am literally the epitome of a giga-NT wealthy white zoomer teen.

Hopefully I will slay at camp boys.

 

[not__cel]

How you’re gonna look signing into your summer camp

 

[cromagnon]

How you’re gonna look signing into your summer camp
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Literally me

"Hey Britney, you wanna come to one of my lax games? I'll give you my jersey and even a zynnington if i'm feeling charitable."

 

[PeiFan94]

Gay

 

[skkrrrtcantdo]

Good luck boyo

 

[cromagnon]

Gay

JB appeal doe

 

[not__cel]

Literally me

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"Hey Britney, you wanna come to one of my lax games? I'll give you my jersey and even a zynnington if i'm feeling charitable."
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I’m too broke to successfully look rich I end up looking weird any tips?

 

[cromagnon]

I’m too broke to successfully look rich I end up looking weird any tips?

It depends what location you're in

For example, me; Northeast US, so most kids my age and in my wealth range dress like I do. Basic, nice vineyard vine shirt (my favorite at least) with some crocs and black shorts and a white cap. Simple and shows your high class tbh. It doesn't work on ethnics tbh though since it looks like they're compensating

Look at people your age who are more wealthy and observe how they dress. It's usually more laid back and less caresome. Notice how poor people have like gold chains, jordans and all that shit while an average rich lawyer just plops a polo on combined with some birkenstocks.

 

[cromagnon]

I’m too broke to successfully look rich I end up looking weird any tips?

Like this is what I'm gonna go for when I'm in college:

WASP-esque frat boy aesthetic that shows you come from wealth. Very good appeal imo

 

[not__cel]

It depends what location you're in

For example, me; Northeast US, so most kids my age and in my wealth range dress like I do. Basic, nice vineyard vine shirt (my favorite at least) with some crocs and black shorts and a white cap. Simple and shows your high class tbh. It doesn't work on ethnics tbh though since it looks like they're compensating

Look at people your age who are more wealthy and observe how they dress. It's usually more laid back and less caresome. Notice how poor people have like gold chains, jordans and all that shit while an average rich lawyer just plops a polo on combined with some birkenstocks.

Yes most people don’t understand that this is how most wealthy people look with very sustainable clothing that isn’t cheap but still very normal looking

But since I’m still money maxing for my surgery keep wearing my torn up eat sleep game repeat t shirt

 

[not__cel]

Like this is what I'm gonna go for when I'm in college:

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WASP-esque frat boy aesthetic that shows you come from wealth. Very good appeal imo

Yes it’s a very laid back style that only appeals to people who know about it I’m going for something like this

 

[cromagnon]

Yes most people don’t understand that this is how most wealthy people look with very sustainable clothing that isn’t cheap but still very normal looking
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But since I’m still money maxing for my surgery keep wearing my torn up eat sleep game repeat t shirt
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Yeah precisely

For example, you can tell this kid is purely larping his wealth from the amount of material possessions hes flexing in the photo: (I have no idea why im using a toddler for an example )

Meanwhile this is more laid back, chill, yah im rich but idgaf vibe

 

[TechnoBoss]

Sorry but vineyard vines went out a long time ago (unless you wear something that doesn’t have their obnoxious color scheme like pink or blue or their logo then it’s fine)

 

[not__cel]

Yes this kid doesn’t know what true money even is pure larp but on the other hand

These guys are probably worth a couple million combined already they’re so rich I don’t even remember the sport their playing

 

[cromagnon]

Sorry but vineyard vines went out a long time ago (unless you wear something that doesn’t have their obnoxious color scheme like pink or blue or their logo then it’s fine)

No its still popping among White zoomers. its clean, laid back and not too crazy. really feels good to wear too doesnt fuck with my sensorys

 

[cromagnon]

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Yes this kid doesn’t know what true money even is pure larp but on the other hand
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These guys are probably worth a couple million combined already they’re so rich I don’t even remember the sport their playing

We need to make a thread about this tbh those pics are good for outfit inspiriation

 

[cromagnon]

No its still popping among White zoomers. its clean, laid back and not too crazy. really feels good to wear too doesnt fuck with my sensorys

All the foid wear lululemon booty shorts now with some cotton crop top. It's giga hot tbh

 

[TechnoBoss]

No its still popping among White zoomers. its clean, laid back and not too crazy. really feels good to wear too doesnt fuck with my sensorys

I will admit their shirts are comfortable but where do you live that this is still popular? I never see people wearing it in NYC.

 

[cromagnon]

I will admit their shirts are comfortable but where do you live that this is still popular? I never see people wearing it in NYC.

I don't want to get into specifics tbh. But suburban northeast. I'm close to a major city

 

[not__cel]

We need to make a thread about this tbh those pics are good for outfit inspiriation

Yeah a thread showcasing what you should wear would really help some members

 

[cromagnon]

Yeah a thread showcasing what you should wear would really help some members

 

[not__cel]

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[0S4MA]

this style will look tryhard and cringe if you arent HTN and at least 5'10 proportionally

 

[0S4MA]

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only HTN 5'10+ guys can pull this off without looking like a douchebag

chad can pull in a Mario costume means nothing for normies looking at what they wear

 

[cromagnon]

this style will look tryhard and cringe if you arent HTN and at least 5'10 proportionally

tryhard? Legit everybody wears this style. if anything it looks laid back

 

[0S4MA]

tryhard? Legit everybody wears this style. if anything it looks laid back

depends on outfit

this is probably the worst fit here others mog

 

[not__cel]

this style will look tryhard and cringe if you arent HTN and at least 5'10 proportionally

Glad I’m 5’10 but most of the people in the photos aren’t even tall they’re average height

 

[cromagnon]

depends on outfit

this is probably the worst fit here others mog

lol, lmao even

that outfit shows normies that you COME from wealth. that you were born into it. they will subconsciously respect and desire you more. obviously this wont work for subhumans but subhumans usually do not come from upper-class backgrounds...

 

[0S4MA]

lol, lmao even

that outfit shows normies that you COME from wealth. that you were born into it. they will subconsciously respect and desire you more. obviously this wont work for subhumans but subhumans usually do not come from upper-class backgrounds...

hell no JFL, normies will not have this impression unless you mog them as well. If your some average joe from a wealthy family wearing the more preppy outfits you would be called zesty and mocked unless you are around other rich people

 

[cromagnon]

hell no JFL, normies will not have this impression unless you mog them as well. If your some average joe from a wealthy family wearing the more preppy outfits you would be called zesty and mocked unless you are around other rich people

yeah...im mostly around other rich people. which is why im adopting this aesthetic bud