i have saggy turkey balls

Ace Of Spades

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my shit is like 2 pendulous excrements dangling from my limp phallus

it’s hideous. hopping on cycle with the intention of shrinking these monstrous testis

no foid can see this nevermind lick it or sum
 
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will update soon.
 
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Alright
 
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no foid can see this nevermind lick it or sum
"Wtf Ace Of Spades! They look like saggy turkey balls. O-M-G"

"Happy holidays bitch, it's Thanksgiving, now lick my balls while you're stroking my cock-

-Or my dick won't be the only thing that's 'turkey-like', because I'm gonna carve you up!""
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@Psocho
@EvilSatanArseRapist
@BigBallsLarry
@MogsGymMaxx

the poet strikes again
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"Wtf Ace Of Spades! They look like saggy turkey balls. O-M-G"

"Happy holidays bitch, it's Thanksgiving, now lick my balls while you're stroking my cock-

-Or my dick won't be the only thing that's 'turkey-like', because I'm gonna carve you up!""
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@Psocho
@EvilSatanArseRapist
@BigBallsLarry
@MogsGymMaxx

the poet strikes again
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This is so tuff.. gonna use it next time i have sex
 
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"Wtf Ace Of Spades! They look like saggy turkey balls. O-M-G"

"Happy holidays bitch, it's Thanksgiving, now lick my balls while you're stroking my cock-

-Or my dick won't be the only thing that's 'turkey-like', because I'm gonna carve you up!""
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@Psocho
@EvilSatanArseRapist
@BigBallsLarry
@MogsGymMaxx

the poet strikes again
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how dows that rhyme bro😭
nigga my poeme was wayyyy better
 
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Brother, proof or larp (dm if you want).
and PLEASE don't roid to shrink your balls!!!
 
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Brother, proof or larp (dm if you want).
and PLEASE don't roid to shrink your balls!!!
Over when he realizes the skin length won't change but just the testicle size will

His balls gonna be even more turkey like
 
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"Wtf Ace Of Spades! They look like saggy turkey balls. O-M-G"

"Happy holidays bitch, it's Thanksgiving, now lick my balls while you're stroking my cock-

-Or my dick won't be the only thing that's 'turkey-like', because I'm gonna carve you up!""
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@Psocho
@EvilSatanArseRapist
@BigBallsLarry
@MogsGymMaxx

the poet strikes again
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Nigga what did I just read

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For those who don’t know the modern shakespear:soy::

gaygymmax you better stop because I have trigger finger

ima turn you into an unidentified figure

you absolute big
nigger

@MogsGymMaxx
@Gaygymmaxx
@BigBallsLarry
@EvilSatanArseRapist
 
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Over when he realizes the skin length won't change but just the testicle size will

His balls gonna be even more turkey like
TURKEY??

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For those who don’t know the modern shakespear:soy::

gaygymmax you better stop because I have trigger finger

ima turn you into an unidentified figure

you absolute big
nigger

@MogsGymMaxx
@Gaygymmaxx
@BigBallsLarry
@EvilSatanArseRapist

Instead of writing poems about some MAN made balls

On a MAN made forum

On a MAN made device

Make some man made money instead nigga

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For those who don’t know the modern shakespear:soy::

gaygymmax you better stop because I have trigger finger

ima turn you into an unidentified figure

you absolute big
nigger

@MogsGymMaxx
@Gaygymmaxx
@BigBallsLarry
@EvilSatanArseRapist
A truly despicable, attempt to rhyme.

You're a feces receptical, now the poet will shine.

-

Your lips are like the toilet seat, and your mouth is like the toilet bowl.

I deposit my scat while you're bloodied and beat, and I don't take a shit til' I'm fed and full.

When I deposit my droppings, you don't miss a beat-

-You eat the turd and you eat it whole.


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@MogsGymMaxx
 
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A truly despicable, attempt to rhyme.

You're a feces receptical, now the poet will shine.

-

Your lips are like the toilet seat, and your mouth is like the toilet bowl.

I deposit my scat while you're bloodied and beat, and I don't take a shit til' I'm fed and full.

When I deposit my droppings, you don't miss a beat-

-You eat the turd and you eat it whole.


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@MogsGymMaxx

When I’m in a scat poem competition but my opponent is ggm


 
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