RealFunkyFlamingo
Bloat like a Flamingo, sting like a Bee
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I have seen an actual Chad in real life for the first time in like 6 months in public. He was working at a grocery store as a cashier JFL. This nigga needs to model asap. He is new as I've never seen him before. Literally the moment I saw him for the first time. My brain said Chad. He is one of the few people who literally mogged my Eye area in real life. I also thought. Nahhh. This kid must be a looksmaxxer and autist. No one could looksmax this hard. His psl was around 6.5 to 7. Which is high AF.
So having said all of this. He must have an account here or is lurking. Cuz this guy had one of the best eye areas I've ever seen.
Pros in order:
-Insane eye area. (bushy dark brows and low set) his pheno is blonde white male. Eyecolor is dark blue with insane eyelashes. I envied him so hard
- the Jaw: chad jaw imo. Good gonions. Facial leanness was around 13 BF but still good looking. He was bloated but still looked good as hell. He has veins on his arms. Everywhere. From distance his jaw was model tier. Long ramus, good ratios
- Nose: ABSOLUTE nose mogger. Best nose I've ever seen. It was small, very good projection and good angle. Literally 9/10 nose.
-Mouth was average. He didn't have thick juicy lips. Just average
- Skin was also average. He didn't have a glow to it. It just looked kinda clear. Normie skin imo. But zero wrinkles and folds. He is quite young. I'd say 18 yrs. Or 17yrs.
Cons:
- From the side his chin was a lil recessed, his zygos weren't god tier. Just good. And he has loose hyoid cuz he was bloated as hell.
Height: He was not tall. He was same height as me. 5ft10 but he has very high lifts so appeared 6ft.
His hair could be better it's just normal fluffy hair.
Facially he was CHAD.
I am eager if someone could send me chad pics as an example and I would say if he looked like him or not. Given I have said all his features. He has white male European pheno.
And guys. Knowing he is chad. I kinda focused on how the girls treated him. And I swear to U. EVERY GIRL WAS LOOKING AT Him. IT'S CRAZY. ALL TIERS OF WOMEN WANTED TO SPEAK TO HIM. AND HE RESPONDED PRETTY AUTISTIC. IT WAS AT THAT MOMENT I KNEW HE IS A USER OF THIS SITE. HE MUST HAVE SURGERY MAXXED OR SOMETHING TO ACHIEVE THIS LOOK. IMPOSSIBLE THAT SOMEONE'S GENES ARE THIS PERFECT
EVERY GIRL WANTED TO TALK TO HIM IT'S CRAZY. HE RECEIVED ULTIMATE CHAD TREATMENT. AND GIRLS WERE PRETTY GOOD LOOKING TOO.
I JUST KNOW HIS AUTISM WON'T STOP HOM FROM GETTING PUSSY. HE LITERALLY DOESN'T LOOK THEM IN THEIR EYES WHEN HE TALKS TO THEM AND SHOWS INSCEURE BODY LANGUAGE.
THAT WSS A HARSH BLACKPILL. SLJFL AT REDPILL LOSERS. MUH SOCIAL SKILLS. IF U ARE CHAD U CA BE AUTISTIC AS HELL. AS LONG AS U HAVE THE BONES YOU'LL GET PUSSY.
ON THE LAST NOTE: His body was OK. Like 1 yr of gymcelling I'd say. His frame was average. But his face. Good lord. Model tier. I'd give him a mid Chad rating on this forum.
Let me know ur thoughts on this and send some example pics of chads so that U guys can now how he kinda looked like.
So having said all of this. He must have an account here or is lurking. Cuz this guy had one of the best eye areas I've ever seen.
Pros in order:
-Insane eye area. (bushy dark brows and low set) his pheno is blonde white male. Eyecolor is dark blue with insane eyelashes. I envied him so hard
- the Jaw: chad jaw imo. Good gonions. Facial leanness was around 13 BF but still good looking. He was bloated but still looked good as hell. He has veins on his arms. Everywhere. From distance his jaw was model tier. Long ramus, good ratios
- Nose: ABSOLUTE nose mogger. Best nose I've ever seen. It was small, very good projection and good angle. Literally 9/10 nose.
-Mouth was average. He didn't have thick juicy lips. Just average
- Skin was also average. He didn't have a glow to it. It just looked kinda clear. Normie skin imo. But zero wrinkles and folds. He is quite young. I'd say 18 yrs. Or 17yrs.
Cons:
- From the side his chin was a lil recessed, his zygos weren't god tier. Just good. And he has loose hyoid cuz he was bloated as hell.
Height: He was not tall. He was same height as me. 5ft10 but he has very high lifts so appeared 6ft.
His hair could be better it's just normal fluffy hair.
Facially he was CHAD.
I am eager if someone could send me chad pics as an example and I would say if he looked like him or not. Given I have said all his features. He has white male European pheno.
And guys. Knowing he is chad. I kinda focused on how the girls treated him. And I swear to U. EVERY GIRL WAS LOOKING AT Him. IT'S CRAZY. ALL TIERS OF WOMEN WANTED TO SPEAK TO HIM. AND HE RESPONDED PRETTY AUTISTIC. IT WAS AT THAT MOMENT I KNEW HE IS A USER OF THIS SITE. HE MUST HAVE SURGERY MAXXED OR SOMETHING TO ACHIEVE THIS LOOK. IMPOSSIBLE THAT SOMEONE'S GENES ARE THIS PERFECT
EVERY GIRL WANTED TO TALK TO HIM IT'S CRAZY. HE RECEIVED ULTIMATE CHAD TREATMENT. AND GIRLS WERE PRETTY GOOD LOOKING TOO.
I JUST KNOW HIS AUTISM WON'T STOP HOM FROM GETTING PUSSY. HE LITERALLY DOESN'T LOOK THEM IN THEIR EYES WHEN HE TALKS TO THEM AND SHOWS INSCEURE BODY LANGUAGE.
THAT WSS A HARSH BLACKPILL. SLJFL AT REDPILL LOSERS. MUH SOCIAL SKILLS. IF U ARE CHAD U CA BE AUTISTIC AS HELL. AS LONG AS U HAVE THE BONES YOU'LL GET PUSSY.
ON THE LAST NOTE: His body was OK. Like 1 yr of gymcelling I'd say. His frame was average. But his face. Good lord. Model tier. I'd give him a mid Chad rating on this forum.
Let me know ur thoughts on this and send some example pics of chads so that U guys can now how he kinda looked like.
