I have the most subhuman base on the forum

[Loruki]

High cranial vault and overly rounded forehead (Think Jesse Pinkman)
Fucked up wide hairline with strong widows peak and shit temples (Not even balding yet)
Brachycephalic Slavic skull 1:0.85 (Thanks mom)
Slight plagiocephaly
Close Set Eyes; slightly long midface
NCT; highset medial canthus
Bad Hooding
Bad undereyes, Negative Orbital Vector, bad infras, thin skin causing dark circles
Lowset, non-prominent cheekbones
Crooked bent bulbous nose
Sunken lower nasal base, whole maxxilla is recessed due to mouthbreathing
Really thick lips combined with Narrow mouth + downturned corners (Pouty feminist mouth)
16mm philtrum; looks long for big lips
Both Dental arches narrow; crooked gnarled teeth (jaw surgeron taking his sweet ass time)
Recessed jaw and rounded, inward gonians, mild downgrowth
Narrow round uneven chin
Fucked up uneven facial fat distribution
Pale, ruddy complexion, easily sunburned
Mild Rib flare
Shit chest insertions, big gap
5'10"
6.25 wrists combined with 6'3" inch wingspan (i look like a slenderman)
Small hands
Jews stole my foreskin

And comically, the only positive trait I have is a big dick, which i can't even fucking use due to how ugly I am . I think I heavily sinned in my previous life and God punished me severely by bestowing me this body. I also calculated the amount I'd need to fix all of this (some of these are TRUELY unfixable like brachy skull), and it came out to be around 350k-400k$ (not counting travel fees). Also, not to mention that all the anasthesia I'd need would also make me fucking braindead after 15+ operations

What is infuriating is 80% of these failos are because of my fucking subhuman 4'11" Russian mother. If my dad choosed legit anyone else I wouldn't have half of these and i'd be atleast 6'1". FUCK

- medial canthoplasty to expose the lacrimal caruncle
- double jaw surgery
- genioplasty
- supraorbital titanium implants
- zygomatic titanium implants
- chin titanium implants
- gonion titanium implants for flared out gonions
- fillers for extra definition of nose and eye area
- braces or lefort surgery
- titanium dental tooth implants
- titanium forehead implants
- gynecomastia
- titanium temporal implants
- titanium sphenoid implants
- titanium nasal implants
- titanium orbital implants
- lip lift
- face lift
- buccal fat removal
- bone marrow injection for more bone growth
- test, dht, hgh, igf-1, injections for height and more definiton

moneymax asap

 

[BimaxLaser]

I didnt even read this but I probably wouldnt get a clear picture of it regardless. sucks for you I guess nigga

 

[Loruki]

High cranial vault and overly rounded forehead (Think Jesse Pinkman)
Fucked up wide hairline with strong widows peak and shit temples (Not even balding yet)
Brachycephalic Slavic skull 1:0.85 (Thanks mom)
Slight plagiocephaly
Close Set Eyes; slightly long midface
NCT; highset medial canthus
Bad Hooding
Bad undereyes, Negative Orbital Vector, bad infras, thin skin causing dark circles
Lowset, non-prominent cheekbones
Crooked bent bulbous nose
Sunken lower nasal base, whole maxxilla is recessed due to mouthbreathing
Really thick lips combined with Narrow mouth + downturned corners (Pouty feminist mouth)
16mm philtrum; looks long for big lips
Both Dental arches narrow; crooked gnarled teeth (jaw surgeron taking his sweet ass time)
Recessed jaw and rounded, inward gonians, mild downgrowth
Narrow round uneven chin
Fucked up uneven facial fat distribution
Pale, ruddy complexion, easily sunburned
Mild Rib flare
Shit chest insertions, big gap
5'10"
6.25 wrists combined with 6'3" inch wingspan (i look like a slenderman)
Small hands
Jews stole my foreskin

And comically, the only positive trait I have is a big dick, which i can't even fucking use due to how ugly I am . I think I heavily sinned in my previous life and God punished me severely by bestowing me this body. I also calculated the amount I'd need to fix all of this (some of these are TRUELY unfixable like brachy skull), and it came out to be around 350k-400k$ (not counting travel fees). Also, not to mention that all the anasthesia I'd need would also make me fucking braindead after 15+ operations

What is infuriating is 80% of these failos are because of my fucking subhuman 4'11" Russian mother. If my dad choosed legit anyone else I wouldn't have half of these and i'd be atleast 6'1". FUCK

hoenstly your surgerys might go past 1 mil

 

[technicus]

Ok should I post my base here

 

[killyourselfASAP]

dick stats?

 

[yex]

Jews stole my foreskin

tf is wrong with no foreskin

 

[technicus]

ok fine but here this is me non looksmaxxed, I still gotta lose bloat

 

[Loruki]

ok fine but here this is me non looksmaxxed, I still gotta lose bloat
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blud has 2 accounts.

 

[Sicilian Cyclops]

dick stats?

7.25x5.5 NBP. only good thing to come from slavic genes

 

[technicus]

blud has 2 accounts.

???

 

[Sicilian Cyclops]

- medial canthoplasty to expose the lacrimal caruncle
- double jaw surgery
- genioplasty
- supraorbital titanium implants
- zygomatic titanium implants
- chin titanium implants
- gonion titanium implants for flared out gonions
- fillers for extra definition of nose and eye area
- braces or lefort surgery
- titanium dental tooth implants
- titanium forehead implants
- gynecomastia
- titanium temporal implants
- titanium sphenoid implants
- titanium nasal implants
- titanium orbital implants
- lip lift
- face lift
- buccal fat removal
- bone marrow injection for more bone growth
- test, dht, hgh, igf-1, injections for height and more definiton

moneymax asap

Become cyborg theory.
Yeah I've already accepted that my 20s are going to be fucking miserable and I'm going to have to devote my time to making as much money ass possible to pay off for surgeries. Oh well. Also I think my plates are already closed, is it even worth taking hormones, could it atleast grow my stick wrists?

 

[Mosh12]

Is your dad Italian and mom Russian ?

 

[Loruki]

Become cyborg theory.
Yeah I've already accepted that my 20s are going to be fucking miserable and I'm going to have to devote my time to making as much money ass possible to pay off for surgeries. Oh well. Also I think my plates are already closed, is it even worth taking hormones, could it atleast grow my stick wrists?

how is bro worried about his stick wrists more than his face

 

[Loruki]

Is your dad Italian and mom Russian ?

russians have the one of the best genetics. ion know about italians

 

[Mosh12]

russians have the one of the best genetics. ion know about italians

lol cope

 

[Sicilian Cyclops]

Is your dad Italian and mom Russian ?

yep

 

[Sicilian Cyclops]

how is bro worried about his stick wrists more than his face

it compounds bro. atleast i could look ogre if i had bigger wrists.

 

[Mosh12]

yep

And you’re from New York ?

 

[Sicilian Cyclops]

russians have the one of the best genetics. ion know about italians

Eh It's a tossup. For stuff like body building, sure. Slavs have really good genes but facialy it's kind of a mixxed bag.

 

[Sicilian Cyclops]

And you’re from New York ?

yeah brooklyn

 

[abcd]

Roidmax

 

[Mosh12]

yeah brooklyn

And your grandmother is Russian Jewish ?

 

[Marsik]

ok fine but here this is me non looksmaxxed, I still gotta lose bloat
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3/10

 

[abcd]

Eh It's a tossup. For stuff like body building, sure. Slavs have really good genes but facialy it's kind of a mixxed bag.

Yeh Slavs have some good features facially like I think on average they have better forward growth and zygos but also have rounder faces and narrow chin and apparently have higher water retention

 

[Sicilian Cyclops]

And your grandmother is Russian Jewish ?

No slavic. She's mixxed between russian and ukrainian.

 

[Mosh12]

No slavic. She's mixxed between russian and ukrainian.

How tall are you

 

[Sicilian Cyclops]

How tall are you

Like 5'10.5 in the evening or 179cm

 

[Mosh12]

Like 5'10.5 in the evening or 179cm

Try hgh

 

[wastedspermcel]

You're basically like me minus the wingspan and big dick. Also my mother is 5'8 which makes it more brutal

 

[Sicilian Cyclops]

Try hgh

I think my plates are already closed. I started puberty at like 11 and breezed through it really fast. I'll still hop on it though. Where do I get it?

 

[Sicilian Cyclops]

You're basically like me minus the wingspan and big dick. Also my mother is 5'8 which makes it more brutal

life's brutal man

 

[technicus]

3/10

Joking?

 

[slayy]

5'10

bros 5'10 and complains lol, your height is already enough to slay

 

[Sicilian Cyclops]

bros 5'10 and complains lol, your height is already enough to slay

My dad's 6'5" and all the men on my dads side are minimum 6'1". I'm thankful it isn't any lower but it could be better

 

[wastedspermcel]

bros 5'10 and complains lol, your height is already enough to slay

Did you not read the fucking thread?

 

[sportsmogger]

ok fine but here this is me non looksmaxxed, I still gotta lose bloat
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chad

 

[sportsmogger]

7.25x5.5 NBP. only good thing to come from slavic genes

nah that was the italian bvll dads part

 

[Sicilian Cyclops]

tf is wrong with no foreskin

nerve endings brother

 

[whitesubhuman]

ok fine but here this is me non looksmaxxed, I still gotta lose bloat
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offtopic nyan cat man but can i put your face on a missing poster and post it all over my schools bathrooms

 

[lurking truecel]

i think all pf these trait with crooked nose, narrow arches, weord shit betweens chest and assymetries in jaw is connected to scholiosis which affect sphenoid and bite making it crossbited

 

[Sicilian Cyclops]

i think all pf these trait with crooked nose, narrow arches, weord shit betweens chest and assymetries in jaw is connected to scholiosis which affect sphenoid and bite making it crossbited

yeah i had absolute shit posture growing up. don't have crossbite though, and i think my sphenoid is fine.