I have the weirdest experiences with women

[Gengar]

I was on the airplane a few weeks ago and two air hostesses were trying to close the cabins overhead. Pretty normal stuff, right? I have flown twelve times during the past four years and that's what they do before takeoff. Except one of them pushed her entire body against me and she knew exactly what she was doing. She didn't even excuse herself or anything. Given her stature and the fact I was seated, I am not entirely sure whether my head was rubbing against her belly or her pussy. Most likely her pussy. During the plane ride, she avoided eye contact with me but before leaving the airplane, she was standing near the door and I said goodbye to her, and she looked at me like this . She didn't say bye, even though she did say bye to the passenger before me. WTF?

 

[Entschuldigung]

You're meant to be gay
You just gotta accept your fate

 

[superincel32]

Larp

 

[Willmogulater]

I was on the airplane a few weeks ago and two air hostesses were trying to close the cabins overhead. Pretty normal stuff, right? I have flown twelve times during the past four years and that's what they do before takeoff. Except one of them pushed her entire body against me and she knew exactly what she was doing. She didn't even excuse herself or anything. Given her stature and the fact I was seated, I am not entirely sure whether my head was rubbing against her belly or her pussy. Most likely her pussy. During the plane ride, she avoided eye contact with me but before leaving the airplane, she was standing near the door and I said goodbye to her, and she looked at me like this . She didn't say bye, even though she did say bye to the passenger before me. WTF?

She peeked ur phone and found out ur a mod on org

 

[shia.jihadist]

you are NOT beating the fakecel chadlite allegations

 

[Darkeningstar]

You had to attack her with Shadow Ball

 

[chadhamed]

Not even salludon has experienced that shi

 

[sub5outsider]

Chad traitement your not beating the fakecel allegations with this kinda of posts

 

[IOS]

im hard while reading this

 

[aladdinmaxxer]

You could have gotten a chance to bang her, air hostess are known to be slutty

 

[Gengar]

Forget about going viral! If you're not getting your head rubbed by air hostess pussy, did you even ascend?

you are NOT beating the fakecel chadlite allegations

Chad traitement your not beating the fakecel allegations with this kinda of posts

They’re just mere allegations. Which I categorically reject as complete falsehoods.

 

[Gengar]

Larp

I swear to you, I am not LARPing. I have always had weird experiences with women, despite being an unattractive truecel.

 

[Gengar]

She peeked ur phone and found out ur a mod on org

I didn’t have any internet on my phone because I was flying economy class.

 

[Gengar]

You had to attack her with Shadow Ball

I’m too nice for that.

 

[Gengar]

im hard while reading this

 

[Gengar]

Not even salludon has experienced that shi

Salludon is extremely good-looking and thus intimidates women. I on the other hand am very unattractive, so women like trolling me.

 

[Gengar]

You could have gotten a chance to bang her, air hostess are known to be slutty

Air hostess pussy is for Chad only. I’m sadly just an ugly truecel.

 

[SamuraiCope]

Air hostess pussy is for Chad only. I’m sadly just an ugly truecel.

Your head was rubbing her pussy doe, thats one step away from giving oral

 

[superincel32]

I swear to you, I am not LARPing. I have always had weird experiences with women, despite being an unattractive truecel.

It's okay @Gengar . I will believe you this one time.

 

[TechnoBoss]

Was she hot? What did she look like?

 

[MoggerGaston]

touched more pussy than I have in years

 

[whitebitchslayer]

hes back

 

[TheBiggestIncelEver]

Was she hot? What did she look like?

He touched more pussy then I have in my entire life

 

[MoggerGaston]

He touched more pussy then I have in my entire life

gengar must be insanely goodlooking to be treated like this

 

[TheBiggestIncelEver]

gengar must be insanely goodlooking to be treated like this

Yeah I know. I saw a picture of his chin and lips and it looked chadish or chadlite just from those

 

[MoggerGaston]

Yeah I know. I saw a picture of his chin and lips and it looked chadish or chadlite just from those

@Gengar busted

 

[Matthias8272]

Same thing happened to me recently on a plane but wasn't the hostess, I was pretty much getting dry humped by her vag

 

[TheBiggestIncelEver]

@Gengar busted

It was probably a polish hostess and polish women love ethnic dick

 

[LonelyLooksmaxxer]

Sounds like a porn plot

 

[Beniceandkind]

Salludon is extremely good-looking and thus intimidates women. I on the other hand am very unattractive, so women like trolling me.

brocel i have something to ask u. answer. open pms please

 

[NumbThePain]

Was she White/Dutch or ethnic? Either way mirin fapfuel. Sounds like a dream

 

[JohnDoe]

I was on the airplane a few weeks ago and two air hostesses were trying to close the cabins overhead. Pretty normal stuff, right? I have flown twelve times during the past four years and that's what they do before takeoff. Except one of them pushed her entire body against me and she knew exactly what she was doing. She didn't even excuse herself or anything. Given her stature and the fact I was seated, I am not entirely sure whether my head was rubbing against her belly or her pussy. Most likely her pussy. During the plane ride, she avoided eye contact with me but before leaving the airplane, she was standing near the door and I said goodbye to her, and she looked at me like this . She didn't say bye, even though she did say bye to the passenger before me. WTF?

>not so subtly rubs her pussy into the side of your head
>refuses to look/talk and then just smirks as you leave
Autism, what even is this bhai? Btw no truecel ever has things like this happen.

 

[noahwillascend]

I was on the airplane a few weeks ago and two air hostesses were trying to close the cabins overhead. Pretty normal stuff, right? I have flown twelve times during the past four years and that's what they do before takeoff. Except one of them pushed her entire body against me and she knew exactly what she was doing. She didn't even excuse herself or anything. Given her stature and the fact I was seated, I am not entirely sure whether my head was rubbing against her belly or her pussy. Most likely her pussy. During the plane ride, she avoided eye contact with me but before leaving the airplane, she was standing near the door and I said goodbye to her, and she looked at me like this . She didn't say bye, even though she did say bye to the passenger before me. WTF?

Gengar secretly chad

 

[Cuervo]

It's not rare at all, bitches are flirty as shit if you're gl. IBut that still doesn't make me as happy as having a hqnp girlfriend

 

[Gengar]

Was she White/Dutch or ethnic? Either way mirin fapfuel. Sounds like a dream

Was she hot? What did she look like?

She had a SEA phenotype, though she could easily have been Nepalese or Burmese as well, don't know which country. She was lighter than most South East Asians but a bit darker than East Asians. She looked okay, kinda cute. She had a short haircut which I like, like down to her neck. I am usually invisible in Asian women's eyes, so I think she was a) trolling or b) accidentally. I'm thinking it's option b) rather than option a).

 

[Gengar]

Was she White/Dutch or ethnic? Either way mirin fapfuel. Sounds like a dream

Damnit bhai, I didn't want to bump this thread and keep it hidden but then you responded and I can't ignore you.

 

[Gengar]

Your head was rubbing her pussy doe, thats one step away from giving oral

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[Gengar]

It's okay @Gengar . I will believe you this one time.

Thanks, man.

 

[Gengar]

touched more pussy than I have in years

Doesn't count if it's not with your hands or penis.

 

[Gengar]

hes back

 

[Gengar]

gengar must be insanely goodlooking to be treated like this

Not at all, LMAO. I'm genuinely unattractive. Women just like trolling me, I guess?

 

[Gengar]

@Gengar busted

He's kind of exaggerating. It's decent, but nothing to write home about. That said, it's negated by my two main failos (eye area and nose). One decent feature next to two bad features means little in the long run.

 

[Gengar]

Same thing happened to me recently on a plane but wasn't the hostess, I was pretty much getting dry humped by her vag

Tell us more.

 

[Gengar]

It was probably a polish hostess and polish women love ethnic dick

Not at all. Polish women don't like me. But even if they did, I am not a race-mixer. Don't worry Slavbhais, this deathnik is staying far away, much to your relief and that of women's in general.

 

[Gengar]

Sounds like a porn plot

You got me.

 

[Gengar]

brocel i have something to ask u. answer. open pms please

My bad. Did I get back at you? If not, send me a PM.

 

[Zonar]

Knew bro was a chadcel

 

[Gengar]

>not so subtly rubs her pussy into the side of your head
>refuses to look/talk and then just smirks as you leave
Autism, what even is this bhai? Btw no truecel ever has things like this happen.

What is autism exactly, bhai? She was the one refusing to look. I remember I said "thanks" after I put my garbage in the tray as she walked by to collect it and I swear I could see her jaw clenching the moment I spoke. Makes me think she was like "ffs don't speak to me, peasant." I really don't think any of it meant anything, it was probably trolling. I think this is how air hostesses have fun on plane rides, by trolling ugly guys like me.

 

[Gengar]

Gengar secretly chad

Knew bro was a chadcel

Tales from the dirtiest slums of Mumbai. I'm objectively unattractive.

 

[Gengar]

It's not rare at all, bitches are flirty as shit if you're gl. IBut that still doesn't make me as happy as having a hqnp girlfriend

That's the thing, I'm not good-looking at all. I'm objectively below average, and just unattractive overall.