I have to absolutely ascend by new years eve

[Mess]

I've got tickets out to a club, and I must get with this girl. I must.
How will I ascend... I know that I'm getting tret and minoxidil, but I probably won't see the positives until after.

 

[LTNUser]

Grow your hair out
You'd rock it with long hair

 

[SoundnVision]

Just do no carbs and cardio for 3 days before