I have to facetime a bad bitch....

[eyelidcel]

IDK what to do, she's fine AF. but years ago wanted me in a relationship. I don't wanna fumble this bitch. but getting her is gonna be like an Olympic event. she wants me to visit her but I don't have a car and lots of other shit lol.

 

[Deleted member 26642]

Tell her she has a nice canthal tilt and philtrum to jaw ratio bro women love compliments

 

[hypernormie]

Relax…

You can’t be nervous while talking to a bad bitch that is step 1

You gotta be outcome independent

But also write down on a piece of paper little notes on how to game her such as:

Use the “we” frame

Make the convo about her

Don’t talk too fast

 

[Sprinkles]

just be confident bro

 

[eyelidcel]

Tell her she has a nice canthal tilt and philtrum to jaw ratio bro women love compliments

great idea, I'll write that one down!

 

[eyelidcel]

Relax…

You can’t be nervous while talking to a bad bitch that is step 1

You gotta be outcome independent

But also write down on a piece of paper little notes on how to game her such as:

Use the “we” frame

Make the convo about her

Don’t talk too fast

I'm already flirty and know how to escalate, my problems is I still live at home with no car, my bed on the floor etc.

 

[eyelidcel]

just be confident bro

I'm confident in DM messages only.. need to NOFAP more. I betaed out on a bitch yesterday , need to stay focused and then I can stay confident.

 

[hypernormie]

I'm already flirty and know how to escalate, my problems is I still live at home with no car, my bed on the floor etc.

I used to be in that situation and I would try and fuck bitches anyway knowing that I had bad logistics

I still did it but you can’t help communicate that subtle sense of doubt because you know in the back of your head that you should be focused on more important things and that bitches probably don’t want to fuck on the floor of your room

I know what it’s like though, you got a bad bitch opportunity and you wanna strike while the irons hot because you may not have another chance

Just make sure after you strike you focus on getting your own crib so you can have a clear head next time the opportunity arises in the future and you don’t have to anxiously post about it on .org

It’s gonna be an Olympic event but you know what you gotta do, you gotta get that perfect score like an Olympian but it’s gonna be hard cause your mind is gonna keep trying to cuck you with your other responsibilities

If you really wanna fuck, act like you popped a Xanax or some shit when you talk to her, like nothing in the world matters but you and her in that moment

 

[Deleted member 21048]

Ok chad

 

[eyelidcel]

I used to be in that situation and I would try and fuck bitches anyway knowing that I had bad logistics

I still did it but you can’t help communicate that subtle sense of doubt because you know in the back of your head that you should be focused on more important things and that bitches probably don’t want to fuck on the floor of your room

I know what it’s like though, you got a bad bitch opportunity and you wanna strike while the irons hot because you may not have another chance

Just make sure after you strike you focus on getting your own crib so you can have a clear head next time the opportunity arises in the future and you don’t have to anxiously post about it on .org

It’s gonna be an Olympic event but you know what you gotta do, you gotta get that perfect score like an Olympian but it’s gonna be hard cause your mind is gonna keep trying to cuck you with your other responsibilities

If you really wanna fuck, act like you popped a Xanax or some shit when you talk to her, like nothing in the world matters but you and her in that moment

I talked all kinds of big shit and I'm a virgin. I said I would cuff her if I like her, etc. I don't got shit rn tbh. But I wanna pull it off for sure, then fix my life later. I almost wanna say this is a bitch I shouldn't even be talking to. But I did some stuff in that past that gave me access to some bitches.

 

[eyelidcel]

Ok chad

basically, balding chad from cumming tho. on NOFAP and I'm lovesick so I don't even wanna touch it. in a few months my hair will be back.

 

[Deleted member 21048]

basically, balding chad from cumming tho. on NOFAP and I'm lovesick so I don't even wanna touch it. in a few months my hair will be back.

I'm a recessed incel

 

[Bashan]

You can't show your face on cam? how do you walk / talk outside? mirin autism.

 

[eyelidcel]

You can't show your face on cam? how do you walk / talk outside? mirin autism.

NO i can show my face, my surroundings kinda suck tho. I'm more worried about her not liking I don't have life stuff together. looks are fine tbh.

 

[hypernormie]

I talked all kinds of big shit and I'm a virgin. I said I would cuff her if I like her, etc. I don't got shit rn tbh. But I wanna pull it off for sure, then fix my life later. I almost wanna say this is a bitch I shouldn't even be talking to. But I did some stuff in that past that gave me access to some bitches.

You gotta get your licks in where you can

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

IDK what to do, she's fine AF. but years ago wanted me in a relationship. I don't wanna fumble this bitch. but getting her is gonna be like an Olympic event. she wants me to visit her but I don't have a car and lots of other shit lol.

Facetimimg hoes is shit

Just go to her house and slide it in long dick style

 

[slayer69]

Average Philadelphia Chad

 

[eyelidcel]

You gotta get your licks in where you can

I definetly shouldn't be one. I'm just not normal. nobody would ever guess though.. she looks so good she made my other bitch I had love sickness for last night rage out.

 

[hypernormie]

I definetly shouldn't be one. I'm just not normal. nobody would ever guess though.. she looks so good she made my other bitch I had love sickness for last night rage out.

I believe in you nigga

 

[eyelidcel]

I

I believe in you nigga

I had to take 2 week reset period, not talking to any bitches and doing no fap, grinding and working out. I was getting too weak

 

[Deleted member 24278]

Meet up with her irl and fuck her

 

[eyelidcel]

Meet up with her irl and fuck her

she wants me to

 

[eyelidcel]

she wants me to

she told me to get her pregnant.

 

[eyelidcel]

UPDATE: We're together now IG.. lol

 

[eyelidcel]

OK. figured out this bitch might an IG Model. with over 100K tn.

 

[eyelidcel]

Relax…

You can’t be nervous while talking to a bad bitch that is step 1

You gotta be outcome independent

But also write down on a piece of paper little notes on how to game her such as:

Use the “we” frame

Make the convo about her

Don’t talk too fast

i think i copped her on accident.

 

[ascension]

OK. figured out this bitch might an IG Model. with over 100K tn.

 

[hypernormie]

i think i copped her on accident.

Believe in yourself it was no accident

 

[eyelidcel]

if you say so... you dont even know how i meet these bitches

 

[YXSKII]

OK. figured out this bitch might an IG Model. with over 100K tn.

How she look like

 

[eyelidcel]

How she look like

like one of those half hispanic lightskin bitches

 

[EdouardManlet]

Chads.org

 

[YXSKII]

like one of those half hispanic lightskin bitches

It’s Ight u just have to be comfortable and confident that’s and looking busy helps too such as ironing your clothes or cleaning ur room.

 

[eyelidcel]

It’s Ight u just have to be comfortable and confident that’s and looking busy helps too such as ironing your clothes or cleaning ur room.

yeah you can kill attraction being needy

 

[eyelidcel]

Believe in yourself it was no accident

true lol, wants me to meet her family, tf did i get myself into?

 

[hypernormie]

true lol, wants me to meet her family, tf did i get myself into?

Damn nigga you’re in too deep. Only meet her family if you know there is a 100% chance you will fuck her

And only if you don’t have better shit to do

 

[eyelidcel]

Damn nigga you’re in too deep. Only meet her family if you know there is a 100% chance you will fuck her

And only if you don’t have better shit to do

she wants me. told me to pull up but I have no car. well she says we're already together lol.

 

[hypernormie]

she wants me. told me to pull up but I have no car. well she says we're already together lol.

This whole situation is suspect. Seems like a lot of investment for the prospect of pussy.

I get it she’s into you but unless you plan on cuffing this girl you gotta ask yourself how much of this is worth your time that could be spent on more important things like making enough money to have a car.

She might be super invested so that you will smash anyway and it’s just bad logistics but this might also be a situation where you put yourself into the boyfriend category and end up having to jump through even more hoops to smash.

It could just be bad logistics coupled with a lot of investment though.

Why hasn’t she come to you? Do you live with your parents? Are they never out of the house? Does she have a car?

 

[hypernormie]

she wants me. told me to pull up but I have no car. well she says we're already together lol.

Girls generally don’t like to be the priority in a man’s life and even when they do like it, the fact you are prioritizing her so much may lead you to overvalue her pussy and her time.

That’s the mistake I made with my last ex. I ended up asking her out when I shouldn’t have because I overvalued her. Then I felt stuck in a relationship when all I wanted to do was smash.

 

[eyelidcel]

This whole situation is suspect. Seems like a lot of investment for the prospect of pussy.

I get it she’s into you but unless you plan on cuffing this girl you gotta ask yourself how much of this is worth your time that could be spent on more important things like making enough money to have a car.

She might be super invested so that you will smash anyway and it’s just bad logistics but this might also be a situation where you put yourself into the boyfriend category and end up having to jump through even more hoops to smash.

It could just be bad logistics coupled with a lot of investment though.

Why hasn’t she come to you? Do you live with your parents? Are they never out of the house? Does she have a car?

yeah, i do live at home. I do plan on cuffing she's a IG model. my logistics are so terrible I didn't intend to add bitches in yet. I was working on my purpose.

 

[eyelidcel]

Girls generally don’t like to be the priority in a man’s life and even when they do like it, the fact you are prioritizing her so much may lead you to overvalue her pussy and her time.

That’s the mistake I made with my last ex. I ended up asking her out when I shouldn’t have because I overvalued her. Then I felt stuck in a relationship when all I wanted to do was smash.

lol no, I still talk down to her a little bit. she thinks im always focused on something... I barely keep up conversation with women I just wanna smash. this bitch is wife material.. She's a literal IG model

 

[hypernormie]

lol no, I still talk down to her a little bit. she thinks im always focused on something... I barely keep up conversation with women I just wanna smash. this bitch is wife material.. She's a literal IG model

Let us know what y’all having for dinner then

 

[eyelidcel]

Let us know what y’all having for dinner then

i haven't pulled up to her yet.. for obvious reasons like im a carcel

 

[hypernormie]

.

 

[hypernormie]

i haven't pulled up to her yet.. for obvious reasons like im a carcel

I hope it’s macaroni

 

[eyelidcel]

I hope it’s macaroni

the sound will be good enough. I saw her old bf and I feel im not good enough rn.

 

[hypernormie]

the sound will be good enough. I saw her old bf and I feel im not good enough rn.

You are worthy