i havent ever masturbated in my life. AMA

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ascendedd

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title.

If you dont believe me:

Wallahi I havent masturbated ever in my life.
 
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Never give up
 
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you're not missing out on much tbh
 
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nick checks out.
You really ascended
 
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Are you balding? Do you have acne?
 
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u must be 13
 
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Are you balding? Do you have acne?
Nop, my hair is extremely strong. When i do hair pull test, no hair comes out. Even under extreme pull tests.

And no, 0 acnes. Absolutely 0
 
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you gonna be like this when a girl touch you

jizz in my pants GIF
true bro ngl, there is always sperm in my underwear when i wake up due to amount of load there lol, i take showers everyday due to that
 
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true bro ngl, there is always sperm in my underwear when i wake up due to amount of load there lol, i take showers everyday due to that
do you have wet dreams, or vivid erotic dreams about girls?
 
i turned 18 in june
damn bro ur low t u need to jerk off bro my first time was epic weird white shit went everywhere and it felt good
 
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Dont do it. You will became sex addict.
 
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lucky mf

i just jerk off whenever i’m slightly horny tbh
 
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Nop, my hair is extremely strong. When i do hair pull test, no hair comes out. Even under extreme pull tests.

And no, 0 acnes. Absolutely 0
What is your beard growth and body hair like?
 
OP has either libido of a 90 year old or straight up lying
 
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consider chopoffmaxxing
 
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nice meanwhile i jerk off for the last 15 years daily
 
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What is your beard growth and body hair like?
my beard growth is insane. If i shave, my beard grows back in 2-3 days lol.
I have alot of hair on my legs
 
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how big is your dick? to see if there is any truth to the ''if you don't use it you lose it'' saying
 
how old are you? Mirin atleast decades long nofap streak tbh
 
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how big is your dick? to see if there is any truth to the ''if you don't use it you lose it'' saying
i measured it with my phone. My oneplus 8 is 6 inches height wise. My dick is slightly longer. 6.5 inches
 
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TRY IT RN
 
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Whats your height? I read that fapping stunts growth
 
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i first jacked off before i could even shoot i thought i broke my dick
 
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Whats your height? I read that fapping stunts growth
Where did u read this? Plus his height proves nothing. I’m 6’4 and I do it regularly
 
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If only If I was like u and came into my underwear every night like a 13 year old
u cant be like me with that mongoloid shitface of urs anyway
 
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u cant be like me with that mongoloid shitface of urs anyway
What? Not asian. And that’s too bad I rly wish I was manlet with cum filled boxers
 
What? Not asian. And that’s too bad I rly wish I was manlet with cum filled boxers
i would suggest you to get shotgun implants for your head. No height for your face buddy boyo!
 
Before i became a coomer I used to get precum on sight of a mtb with tight clothes. Oh to be 16 again
 
What is your sex drive like? Like when you go outside in the summer and see girls walking around half naked, how do you feel?
 
title.

If you dont believe me:

Wallahi I havent masturbated ever in my life.
how tall ur parents? truly miring. this is how its meant to be. only make emissions naturally through dreams or sex, keep going op
 
What is your sex drive like? Like when you go outside in the summer and see girls walking around half naked, how do you feel?
there r no girls walking around naked here.. its pakistan
 
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how did we go from masturbation to im 6’0

more proof that height is everything 😹
 
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how did we go from masturbation to im 6’0

more proof that height is everything 😹
im curious co he wouldnt waste nutrients, androgen receptors would be more sensitive whilst estrogen receptors would be less receptive, possibly enabling a longer pubertal period
 
mirin incest, that why you never learn to
 

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