I haven't kissed a female since 1987...

[RichmondBread]

This is true. I was 8 years old and this girl wanted to play "tent" with me on the bus. That's the last time I got to kiss a female. She said "this is our marriage kiss". ( I thought I had lost my virginity that day and had gotten her pregnant). I am long overdo. Maybe I can ask some women I see at the grocery store to kiss me. I'm sure they won't mind if I'm polite.

 

[Deleted member 3962]

wow ur ancient

 

[DarkTriadPeerReview]

Kissing = sucking on Chad's cum leftovers

 

[Alt Number 3]

 

[Barbarossa_]

I'm sure they won't mind if I'm polite.

Buckle up your about to get metooed

 

[TsarTsar444]

What the hell did i just read

 

[Deleted member 3902]

This is true. I was 8 years old and this girl wanted to play "tent" with me on the bus. That's the last time I got to kiss a female. She said "this is our marriage kiss". ( I thought I had lost my virginity that day and had gotten her pregnant). I am long overdo. Maybe I can ask some women I see at the grocery store to kiss me. I'm sure they won't mind if I'm polite.

Sure they won’t mind if u are polite
Only if ur not chad
And if u sub 4 u will get in big trouble
Big trouble

 

[Deleted member 209]

i legit never had physical contact with a woman

 

[Deleted member 3962]

i legit never had physical contact with a woman

u dont touch urself?

 

[Deleted member 209]

u dont touch urself?

fuck off

 

[Deleted member 3962]

fuck off