i jelqed so hard my cock started bleeding

[Deleted member 3073]

i jelqed so hard in the shower that the glans of my cock turned red and blood started coming out of the pores. im on T right now so when i saw the gainz i got so hyped up i started screaming "I GOT DAT DONKEY DICK NIGGA, SUCK MY DONKEY DICK NIGGA" i made so much noise jumping up & down and screaming like a retard that my female neighbor rang the bell and started complaining like a bitch, so i opened the door and let the towel drop to unveil my huge veiny bloody cock to her displeasure. she ran away and called the cops now they may raid my apartment. what should i do?

 

[Deleted member 9274]

Probably cuz its not a dick but a vagina. Only vaginas bleed bro

 

[Deleted member 4430]

and then you wake up

 

[Deleted member 3073]

and then you wake up

do you think that if i punch an officer and get shot to death i may wake up and respawn at the hospital like in gta, bro?

 

[thickdickdaddy27]

blood started coming out of the pores.

Disgustingly vivid image

 

[Deleted member 3073]

Disgustingly vivid image

it really happened lol but i cleaned it with a towel and now im good. i'll apply some lotion on it next

 

[Deleted member 4464]

it really happened lol but i cleaned it with a towel and now im good. i'll apply some lotion on it next

im sure this is a copy pasta or something like that but for whoever reads this never jelq past the glans, always stop below the head or ops story might become reality

 

[Deleted member 3073]

im sure this is a copy pasta or something like that but for whoever reads this never jelq past the glans, always stop below the head or ops story might become reality

i swear to god this is not pasta and this happened, my cock started bleeding. you can google the text and see by yourself that nothing comes up

 

[Dutcher]

 

[Deleted member 3073]

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low t

 

[Deleted member 3073]

my cock stays undefeated

 

[john2]

Never in my life will I ever be able to do something so unmoggable like this .

 

[Deleted member 7240]

Went from one inch to 1 1/2 inch good job bro

 

[TITUS]

You should delete all your child porn, just in case.