i jerked off in an empty lecture hall today but i got caught by a random international who doesn't know english - wtf do i do

[revant]

title jfl, but a little more to the story.

as some of yall know i like to jerk off, so i went to an empty lecture hall and i jerked off in there in the dark, was feeling really good, especially because it was my first time doing something so risky, so I was extra turned on and horny because of it.

basically, while i was jerking off, an international student came and entered the classroom. But when he entered, he saw the lights turn on, which scared the fuck out of me cus i was jerking off while lying down on the table at the back of the lecture hall. Like immediatley after i fill down like 2 to the ground, which bruised my dick but thats besides the point.

When i got up, we clearly made eye contact but i can till this faggot ass nigger from the slums of fucking shanghai didnt understand any english, becuase he just looked at me and stared and left after. Im hoping he doesnt tell admin or anything, but idk, lets see.

If he does what should i do jfl, anyone got any advice?

 

[registerfasterusing]

as some of yall know i like to jerk off

 

[Ekidona]

shouldve continued jerking off infront of him to assert dominance

 

[revant]

shouldve continued jerking off infront of him to assert dominance

my dick is bruised wtf do u mean jfl like wut

 

[Ekidona]

my dick is bruised wtf do u mean jfl like wut

a bruised dick should not stop u from gooning js picture the relief you wouldve felt after u were done smh

 

[Maxillular]

@PEENO08 @Mogwarts_Dropout @ltnbrownacnecel

When i got up, we clearly made eye contact but i can till this faggot ass nigger from the slums of fucking shanghai didnt understand any english, becuase he just looked at me and stared and left after. Im hoping he doesnt tell admin or anything, but idk, lets see.

chinks ruining the party as always

 

[holerabp]

title jfl, but a little more to the story.

as some of yall know i like to jerk off, so i went to an empty lecture hall and i jerked off in there in the dark, was feeling really good, especially because it was my first time doing something so risky, so I was extra turned on and horny because of it.

basically, while i was jerking off, an international student came and entered the classroom. But when he entered, he saw the lights turn on, which scared the fuck out of me cus i was jerking off while lying down on the table at the back of the lecture hall. Like immediatley after i fill down like 2 to the ground, which bruised my dick but thats besides the point.

When i got up, we clearly made eye contact but i can till this faggot ass nigger from the slums of fucking shanghai didnt understand any english, becuase he just looked at me and stared and left after. Im hoping he doesnt tell admin or anything, but idk, lets see.

If he does what should i do jfl, anyone got any advice?

Do it again to assert dominance let him know that he can’t do anything about it

 

[Mogwarts_Dropout]

@PEENO08 @Mogwarts_Dropout @ltnbrownacnecel


chinks ruining the party as always

 

[Deleted member 335020]

nigga what happened to shame

 

[Ekidona]

Do it again to assert dominance let him know that he can’t do anything about it

mf stares straight at him saying "nobody will ever believe you" whilst doing it

 

[holerabp]

mf stares straight at him saying "nobody will ever believe you" whilst doing it

In fluent mandarin

 

[1453]

shouldve just graped him

 

[StyIix]

title jfl, but a little more to the story.

as some of yall know i like to jerk off, so i went to an empty lecture hall and i jerked off in there in the dark, was feeling really good, especially because it was my first time doing something so risky, so I was extra turned on and horny because of it.

basically, while i was jerking off, an international student came and entered the classroom. But when he entered, he saw the lights turn on, which scared the fuck out of me cus i was jerking off while lying down on the table at the back of the lecture hall. Like immediatley after i fill down like 2 to the ground, which bruised my dick but thats besides the point.

When i got up, we clearly made eye contact but i can till this faggot ass nigger from the slums of fucking shanghai didnt understand any english, becuase he just looked at me and stared and left after. Im hoping he doesnt tell admin or anything, but idk, lets see.

If he does what should i do jfl, anyone got any advice?

dnr pay him to keep it a secret

 

[ToDelirium]

Bros life is the peep show

 

[redheadedmonster]

title jfl, but a little more to the story.

as some of yall know i like to jerk off, so i went to an empty lecture hall and i jerked off in there in the dark, was feeling really good, especially because it was my first time doing something so risky, so I was extra turned on and horny because of it.

basically, while i was jerking off, an international student came and entered the classroom. But when he entered, he saw the lights turn on, which scared the fuck out of me cus i was jerking off while lying down on the table at the back of the lecture hall. Like immediatley after i fill down like 2 to the ground, which bruised my dick but thats besides the point.

When i got up, we clearly made eye contact but i can till this faggot ass nigger from the slums of fucking shanghai didnt understand any english, becuase he just looked at me and stared and left after. Im hoping he doesnt tell admin or anything, but idk, lets see.

If he does what should i do jfl, anyone got any advice?

Good use of free will but I do hope you get caught

 

[kiing_ronk]

I would’ve smeared it on his lip

 

[gymceltard]

If you weren’t autistic, you’d be having sex with a girl in that lecture hall. But because you’re non-NT all your left is your hands.

 

[NotsoNolann]

title jfl, but a little more to the story.

as some of yall know i like to jerk off, so i went to an empty lecture hall and i jerked off in there in the dark, was feeling really good, especially because it was my first time doing something so risky, so I was extra turned on and horny because of it.

basically, while i was jerking off, an international student came and entered the classroom. But when he entered, he saw the lights turn on, which scared the fuck out of me cus i was jerking off while lying down on the table at the back of the lecture hall. Like immediatley after i fill down like 2 to the ground, which bruised my dick but thats besides the point.

When i got up, we clearly made eye contact but i can till this faggot ass nigger from the slums of fucking shanghai didnt understand any english, becuase he just looked at me and stared and left after. Im hoping he doesnt tell admin or anything, but idk, lets see.

If he does what should i do jfl, anyone got any advice?

Put it into translate that it’s a common occurrence in your country

 

[revant]

If you weren’t autistic, you’d be having sex with a girl in that lecture hall. But because you’re non-NT all your left is your hands.

maybe this is why i have no friends

 

[nipplemuncher]

make use of him next time nd get a sloppy toppy