I just ate my own cum

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DISCLAMER: It's not gay. People these days seem to not know the definition of "gay". It's not homosexuality. It's literally a liquid that my own body produces, ITS ONLY GAY IF I EAT ANOTHER MANS, WHICH IS SOMETHING I WOULD REFRAIN FROM. Don't come here saying im gay and shit. It's literally NOT GAY. It's my own bodies sperm. It's MINE. It's MY SPERM. It's my SEMEN. IT'S MINE. PRODUCED FROM MY BODY. It's not homosexual to eat your own cum. Because it's mine.

Anyways it didnt taste good ngl, I did it bc i cummed on the desktop (couldnt hold it while edging so i thought might as well do it on the desktop so easier to clean) and i was gonna clean it with a towel and shit but my mom entered the house and i quickly lick it off and clean it.
 
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DISCLAMER: It's not gay. People these days seem to not know the definition of "gay". It's not homosexuality. It's literally a liquid that my own body produces, ITS ONLY GAY IF I EAT ANOTHER MANS, WHICH IS SOMETHING I WOULD REFRAIN FROM. Don't come here saying im gay and shit. It's literally NOT GAY. It's my own bodies sperm. It's MINE. It's MY SPERM. It's my SEMEN. IT'S MINE. PRODUCED FROM MY BODY. It's not homosexual to eat your own cum. Because it's mine.

Anyways it didnt taste good ngl, I did it bc i cummed on the desktop (couldnt hold it while edging so i thought might as well do it on the desktop so easier to clean) and i was gonna clean it with a towel and shit but my mom entered the house and i quickly lick it off and clean it.
I JUST FUCKED MY TESTOSTERONE VIAL AND IT SCRATCHED MY DICK
 
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I JUST FUCKED MY TESTOSTERONE VIAL AND IT SCRATCHED MY DICK
Wtf we're like twins i always do that too, i use my steroids as lubrication
 
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DISCLAMER: It's not gay. People these days seem to not know the definition of "gay". It's not homosexuality. It's literally a liquid that my own body produces, ITS ONLY GAY IF I EAT ANOTHER MANS, WHICH IS SOMETHING I WOULD REFRAIN FROM. Don't come here saying im gay and shit. It's literally NOT GAY. It's my own bodies sperm. It's MINE. It's MY SPERM. It's my SEMEN. IT'S MINE. PRODUCED FROM MY BODY. It's not homosexual to eat your own cum. Because it's mine.

Anyways it didnt taste good ngl, I did it bc i cummed on the desktop (couldnt hold it while edging so i thought might as well do it on the desktop so easier to clean) and i was gonna clean it with a towel and shit but my mom entered the house and i quickly lick it off and clean itup
ok fagcel
 
Wtf
 
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how did it taste
 
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Next step of raw meat movement
 
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DISCLAMER: It's not gay. People these days seem to not know the definition of "gay". It's not homosexuality. It's literally a liquid that my own body produces, ITS ONLY GAY IF I EAT ANOTHER MANS, WHICH IS SOMETHING I WOULD REFRAIN FROM. Don't come here saying im gay and shit. It's literally NOT GAY. It's my own bodies sperm. It's MINE. It's MY SPERM. It's my SEMEN. IT'S MINE. PRODUCED FROM MY BODY. It's not homosexual to eat your own cum. Because it's mine.

Anyways it didnt taste good ngl, I did it bc i cummed on the desktop (couldnt hold it while edging so i thought might as well do it on the desktop so easier to clean) and i was gonna clean it with a towel and shit but my mom entered the house and i quickly lick it off and clean it.
Why did my boy @Nigger find this on ur phone when I paid him 3 Siberian shekels to hack you ?
 
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Fucking faggot

Reported
 
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Low bioavailability. Probably not worth implementing in the long run, but will try to see if I notice any benefits.
 
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DISCLAMER: It's not gay. People these days seem to not know the definition of "gay". It's not homosexuality. It's literally a liquid that my own body produces, ITS ONLY GAY IF I EAT ANOTHER MANS, WHICH IS SOMETHING I WOULD REFRAIN FROM. Don't come here saying im gay and shit. It's literally NOT GAY. It's my own bodies sperm. It's MINE. It's MY SPERM. It's my SEMEN. IT'S MINE. PRODUCED FROM MY BODY. It's not homosexual to eat your own cum. Because it's mine.

Anyways it didnt taste good ngl, I did it bc i cummed on the desktop (couldnt hold it while edging so i thought might as well do it on the desktop so easier to clean) and i was gonna clean it with a towel and shit but my mom entered the house and i quickly lick it off and clean it.
Rate the taste on psl scale
 
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This guy is gonna self penetrate very soon
 
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Read every single word
 
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Mirin the experiementation👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 boyo, divine protein shakes are the way alhamdullilah
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DISCLAMER: It's not gay. People these days seem to not know the definition of "gay". It's not homosexuality. It's literally a liquid that my own body produces, ITS ONLY GAY IF I EAT ANOTHER MANS, WHICH IS SOMETHING I WOULD REFRAIN FROM. Don't come here saying im gay and shit. It's literally NOT GAY. It's my own bodies sperm. It's MINE. It's MY SPERM. It's my SEMEN. IT'S MINE. PRODUCED FROM MY BODY. It's not homosexual to eat your own cum. Because it's mine.

Anyways it didnt taste good ngl, I did it bc i cummed on the desktop (couldnt hold it while edging so i thought might as well do it on the desktop so easier to clean) and i was gonna clean it with a towel and shit but my mom entered the house and i quickly lick it off and clean it.
Mirin inhib
 
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Who unbanned this faggot
 

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