I just bought a sex toy

[cromagnon]

Definitely will be imagining my oneitis while fucking it

 

[Debetro]

I doubt it

 

[cromagnon]

I doubt it

Why? I did off Adam and Eve

 

[Vermilioncore]

Should have sniffed your aunts sex toy

 

[Deleted member 21467]

This is the right approach tbh

 

[cromagnon]

This is the right approach tbh

Feels just like pussy also helps my high sex drive

 

[cromagnon]

Feels just like pussy also helps my high sex drive

Im not gonna jerk off until I get it for maximum pleasure

 

[Debetro]

Why? I did off Adam and Eve

Sex toys are satanic dehumanizing objects. Any proper male figure would beat you up if he found out you are doi g this faggotry in your free time

 

[cromagnon]

Sex toys are satanic dehumanizing objects. Any proper male figure would beat you up if he found out you are doi g this faggotry in your free time

Semitic tales. Satan doesn't exist

 

[cromagnon]

Semitic tales. Satan doesn't exist

Also I need to practice before I lose my virginity this summer

 

[cromagnon]

Im excited

 

[Deleted member 33711]

White brah ordering a sex toy while black brah is usin white women as a sex toy

 

[GabachoCopium]

Definitely will be imagining my oneitis while fucking it

reminder that OP is 14

watch out your mom will find your cum stained pocket pussy pal

 

[nigkook]

use lube

 

[cromagnon]

reminder that OP is 14

watch out your mom will find your cum stained pocket pussy pal

Tales i'll clean it

 

[0S4MA]

bro got more posts than me in under a month

also I'm NOT mirin that rep ratio

 

[cromagnon]

Tales i'll clean it

Its not a pocket pussy either
Massive ass
For practice

 

[cromagnon]

bro got more posts than me in under a month

also I'm NOT mirin that rep ratio

Positive rep is low t

 

[cromagnon]

use lube

ofc

 

[0S4MA]

Its not a pocket pussy either
Massive ass
For practice

send pic of it with you holding up 2 fingers or tales

 

[bourgeoizyzz]

Definitely will be imagining my oneitis while fucking it

how many inches is it?

 

[cromagnon]

send pic of it with you holding up 2 fingers or tales

When I get it maybe jfl
But I did get it istg. IM getting it discreetly delivered

 

[cromagnon]

how many inches is it?

What my dick?

 

[cromagnon]

@0S4MA pic of it

 

[Deleted member 63781]

sex toys were created by the jews to stop us from procreating. Burn that perversion now

 

[cromagnon]

sex toys were created by the jews to stop us from procreating. Burn that perversion now

Im 14. Not procreating anytime soon, i just need to fuck something bc i have a high sex drive

 

[0S4MA]

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@0S4MA pic of it

hopefully shipping doesn't fuck you over, there is 0 explanation if your parents see this unlike a usual fleshlight or something

 

[cromagnon]

hopefully shipping doesn't fuck you over there is 0 explanation if your parents see this unlike a usual fleshlight or something

I could probably tell my dad and he wouldn't give a shit tbh. My mom would flip the house over though

 

[cromagnon]

I could probably tell my dad and he wouldn't give a shit tbh. My mom would flip the house over though

Also I caged irl at the last part. There really is no explanation for a giant synthetic ass with a pussy and tits arriving at our front door

 

[Deleted member 63781]

Im 14. Not procreating anytime soon, i just need to fuck something bc i have a high sex drive.

first, how negligent is your father that he allows this disgusting faggotry under his roof. Second, use your hand if you have to so that your first experience is better and you dont fuck up your expectations. Im 14 too and the male libido is a curse but dont do this shit.

 

[cromagnon]

first, how negligent is your father that he allows this disgusting faggotry under his roof. Second, use your hand if you have to so that your first experience is better and you dont fuck up your expectations. Im 14 too and the male libido is a curse but dont do this shit.

Nigga, I don't believe in semitic Jewish fairytales. Secondly, my dad doesn't know, retard, I bought it with my own debit card. And no, I'm instantgratificationcel. Need tom try now.

 

[cromagnon]

Nigga, I don't believe in semitic Jewish fairytales. Secondly, my dad doesn't know, retard, I bought it with my own debit card. And no, I'm instantgratificationcel. Need tom try now.

Like 5 irl friends of mine (including foids) have sex toys. I'm just joining the trainride. ALso no, they're not degenerate faggot weirdos. Mostly normies

 

[bourgeoizyzz]

What my dick?

herr derr

 

[cromagnon]

herr derr

Jfl
Probably like 6.2 inches idk i haven't really measured aside from putting my dick against my phone like a year ago.

 

[cromagnon]

hopefully shipping doesn't fuck you over, there is 0 explanation if your parents see this unlike a usual fleshlight or something

I got it but im definitely returning it. works fine but i feel immense guilt and faggotry from using it.

 

[cromagnon]

first, how negligent is your father that he allows this disgusting faggotry under his roof. Second, use your hand if you have to so that your first experience is better and you dont fuck up your expectations. Im 14 too and the male libido is a curse but dont do this shit.

You were right bro. I feel like a fucking faggot shitheel degenerate for using it. What should I do

 

[cromagnon]

I feel like I just raped myself or something. I feel so uncomfortable and traumatized. Is this low-t tbh?

 

[Deleted member 63781]

You were right bro. I feel like a fucking faggot shitheel degenerate for using it. What should I do

repent. I know you said you didn't believe in God but I truly think that's what you need. You could also do something like meditation to fix ur mental if you really dont want to do that.

 

[whiteislandpill]

It's so over

 

[rata999]

Should have sniffed your aunts sex toy

I actually did this lol

 

[flippasav]

You just didn’t

 

[Vermilioncore]

I actually did this lol

Why? And what did it smell like

 

[rata999]

Why? And what did it smell like

okay so I was trying too find my aunts coke she said she hid in her room and i just found it,smelled kinda like elmers glue it was a pink big

Vibrators​

type device and tangy not a bad smell i got very horny off the smell lol had too rub one out in the restroom real quick

 

[Vermilioncore]

okay so I was trying too find my aunts coke she said she hid in her room and i just found it,smelled kinda like elmers glue it was a pink big

Vibrators​

type device and tangy not a bad smell i got very horny off the smell lol had too rub one out in the restroom real quick

Did you ever go back into her room to try and find it again?

 

[sickdawgie]

based tho

 

[HarrierDuBois]

Definitely will be imagining my oneitis while fucking it

What did you buy exactly?

 

[Deleted member 84469]

I used to buy anal beads to use on girls. I should have had them put them in their mouths before using them.

 

[Bitchwhipper2]

Stfu nigger

 

[Acion]

Semitic tales. Satan doesn't exist

Satan is real

 

[Acion]

Stick it in between your mattress and the box spring. You'll cum harder if you hump it