I just busted a HUGE load and it hit my face

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what the fuck was this
I just busted a load bigger than my future

every 2 weeks I shave my cock and balls, for some reason when I'm fully bald down there I'm just obsessed with how my dick looks and I get horny just by thinking about it being bald. No larp, this is honest to god.
When it's bald I'm mirin it so hard that I get hard and have to bust, I even take like 20 pics in diff positions when bald so I can look at them when I'm horny not-bald.

It's like my trigger spot, I got conditioned to get horny ASFUCK when I shave my shit. Now whenever I think of having a completely bald area I just feel so good.

My confidence also increases by like 1000%, when I'm hairy I feel like a worthless sack of shit but when it's clean shaven I feel like the tera slayer I am.

Also my load just touched my fucking face like wtf nigguh
I just did my nightly shower and skincare routine and now I'm over here rubbing my slayer cum all over my face and body.

Oh another thing, I have one specific kink that turns me on so bad. Man i'm gonna jerk off again just cuz I thought abt it again fuck.
It's when she and I are fully oiled up, not kidding. With lube or whatever and we just glide over eachother while I'm pounding the fuck out of her. I get so fucking horny thinking about it. Her completely covered in lube, me completely covered in lube and we're just like lil babies sliding out the womb. Does any of you have this kink too? I think it's a reasonable one tbf.

@Gaygymmaxx @PsychoH @org3cel.RR @ascension @Carbine

also I'm drunk again, I wanted to vocaroo this but my roommate would devour me if he heard shit like this coming out of my mouth
 
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what the fuck was this
I just busted a load bigger than my future

every 2 weeks I shave my cock and balls, for some reason when I'm fully bald down there I'm just obsessed with how my dick looks and I get horny just by thinking about it being bald. No larp, this is honest to god.
When it's bald I'm mirin it so hard that I get hard and have to bust, I even take like 20 pics in diff positions when bald so I can look at them when I'm horny not-bald.

It's like my trigger spot, I got conditioned to get horny ASFUCK when I shave my shit. Now whenever I think of having a completely bald area I just feel so good.

My confidence also increases by like 1000%, when I'm bald I feel like a worthless sack of shit but when it's clean shaven I feel like the tera slayer I am.

Also my load just touched my fucking face like wtf nigguh
I just did my nightly shower and skincare routine and now I'm over here rubbing my slayer cum all over my face and body.

Oh another thing, I have one specific kink that turns me on so bad. Man i'm gonna jerk off again just cuz I thought abt it again fuck.
It's when she and I are fully oiled up, not kidding. With lube or whatever and we just glide over eachother while I'm pounding the fuck out of her. I get so fucking horny thinking about it. Her completely covered in lube, me completely covered in lube and we're just like lil babies sliding out the womb. Does any of you have this kink too? I think it's a reasonable one tbf.

@Gaygymmaxx @PsychoH @org3cel.RR @ascension @Carbine

also I'm drunk again, I wanted to vocaroo this but my roommate would devour me if he heard shit like this coming out of my mouth
bro you have a gf bust in her dont jerk.
 
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what the fuck was this
I just busted a load bigger than my future

every 2 weeks I shave my cock and balls, for some reason when I'm fully bald down there I'm just obsessed with how my dick looks and I get horny just by thinking about it being bald. No larp, this is honest to god.
When it's bald I'm mirin it so hard that I get hard and have to bust, I even take like 20 pics in diff positions when bald so I can look at them when I'm horny not-bald.

It's like my trigger spot, I got conditioned to get horny ASFUCK when I shave my shit. Now whenever I think of having a completely bald area I just feel so good.

My confidence also increases by like 1000%, when I'm bald I feel like a worthless sack of shit but when it's clean shaven I feel like the tera slayer I am.

Also my load just touched my fucking face like wtf nigguh
I just did my nightly shower and skincare routine and now I'm over here rubbing my slayer cum all over my face and body.

Oh another thing, I have one specific kink that turns me on so bad. Man i'm gonna jerk off again just cuz I thought abt it again fuck.
It's when she and I are fully oiled up, not kidding. With lube or whatever and we just glide over eachother while I'm pounding the fuck out of her. I get so fucking horny thinking about it. Her completely covered in lube, me completely covered in lube and we're just like lil babies sliding out the womb. Does any of you have this kink too? I think it's a reasonable one tbf.

@Gaygymmaxx @PsychoH @org3cel.RR @ascension @Carbine

also I'm drunk again, I wanted to vocaroo this but my roommate would devour me if he heard shit like this coming out of my mouth

Gaag5OdXAAAWBO1
 
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Mirin the lube kink
 
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what the fuck was this
I just busted a load bigger than my future

every 2 weeks I shave my cock and balls, for some reason when I'm fully bald down there I'm just obsessed with how my dick looks and I get horny just by thinking about it being bald. No larp, this is honest to god.
When it's bald I'm mirin it so hard that I get hard and have to bust, I even take like 20 pics in diff positions when bald so I can look at them when I'm horny not-bald.

It's like my trigger spot, I got conditioned to get horny ASFUCK when I shave my shit. Now whenever I think of having a completely bald area I just feel so good.

My confidence also increases by like 1000%, when I'm bald I feel like a worthless sack of shit but when it's clean shaven I feel like the tera slayer I am.

Also my load just touched my fucking face like wtf nigguh
I just did my nightly shower and skincare routine and now I'm over here rubbing my slayer cum all over my face and body.

Oh another thing, I have one specific kink that turns me on so bad. Man i'm gonna jerk off again just cuz I thought abt it again fuck.
It's when she and I are fully oiled up, not kidding. With lube or whatever and we just glide over eachother while I'm pounding the fuck out of her. I get so fucking horny thinking about it. Her completely covered in lube, me completely covered in lube and we're just like lil babies sliding out the womb. Does any of you have this kink too? I think it's a reasonable one tbf.

@Gaygymmaxx @PsychoH @org3cel.RR @ascension @Carbine

also I'm drunk again, I wanted to vocaroo this but my roommate would devour me if he heard shit like this coming out of my mouth
Bro maded a thread about shaving his dick and a load of cum😭
If your cum comes like that it means you have High T, just imagine how a girl would feel having all of that cum on her face JFL
 
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Oh another thing, I have one specific kink that turns me on so bad. Man i'm gonna jerk off again just cuz I thought abt it again fuck.
It's when she and I are fully oiled up, not kidding. With lube or whatever and we just glide over eachother while I'm pounding the fuck out of her. I get so fucking horny thinking about it. Her completely covered in lube, me completely covered in lube and we're just like lil babies sliding out the womb. Does any of you have this kink too? I think it's a reasonable one tbf.
Same shit, high t and based asf.
also I'm drunk again, I wanted to vocaroo this but my roommate would devour me if he heard shit like this coming out of my mouth
:forcedsmile::forcedsmile::forcedsmile::lul:
 
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Mirin the lube kink
forreal tho
bro do you have this too?
Like when you're jerking it and u catch yourself staring at the dude or whatever and you feel guilty asf. Or even like when I'm hard during the day, and it's always during ramirez edits like come on bro.

the gayness wants me but I'm too fast zazazaaaaa.
 
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yea but I just shaved myself bald, I mean it's tradition atp
I could never, i always cut my ball hair with a small scissor i tried using an electric razor and normal one and fuck it was horrible.
 
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forreal tho
bro do you have this too?
Like when you're jerking it and u catch yourself staring at the dude or whatever and you feel guilty asf. Or even like when I'm hard during the day, and it's always during ramirez edits like come on bro.

the gayness wants me but I'm too fast zazazaaaaa.
One time I beat off to lesbians gliding around in a kitty pool full of lubricant, a few times actually
 
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I could never, i always cut my ball hair with a small scissor i tried using an electric razor and normal one and fuck it was horrible.
I do this as well, I don't like razors
 
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One time I beat off to lesbians gliding around in a kitty pool full of lubricant, a few times actually
never had the thought of it even, but it sounds like an amazing nut.:ogre:
 
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I could never, i always cut my ball hair with a small scissor i tried using an electric razor and normal one and fuck it was horrible.
nigga acting like he cutting a bonzai tree

why don't you like electric razors?
 
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same thing happens to me, there was this girl I was fucking, pulled out and got most of it on her face also ur a faggot kill yourself
 
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One time I beat off to lesbians gliding around in a kitty pool full of lubricant, a few times actually
yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :feelsshh::feelsshh::feelsshh::feelsshh::chad::chad::chad::chad::chad::chad::chad::chad::chad::chad::chad::chad:
 
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nigga acting like he cutting a bonzai tree

why don't you like electric razors?
bruh it once cut a bit through my dick skin and well, it healed completely thank the Lord but man was it bad.
 
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My confidence also increases by like 1000%, when I'm hairy I feel like a worthless sack of shit but when it's clean shaven I feel like the tera slayer I am.
Tbh me but with the whole body
Being clean shaven mogs :owo:
 
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Welcome to the club. That’s why you got to cup it to stop it. We’re just sharp shooters.
 
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bruh it once cut a bit through my dick skin and well, it healed completely thank the Lord but man was it bad.
that's a sacrifice you have to make for a smooth bald cock
I always bleed but nothing a kg of beef tallow can't fix
 
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Tbh me but with the whole body
Being clean shaven mogs :owo:
mann I'm mirin
I haven't shaved my body in years now, I dread that shit so hard. Last time I shaved my legs it took me 2 hrs. You can literally make buns on my legs and chest it sucks. Maybe I’ll shave it again you’re right

I mean look at this crap, I got a damn carpet on ma leg

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mann I'm mirin
I haven't shaved my body in years now, I dread that shit so hard. Last time I shaved my legs it took me 2 hrs. You can literally make buns on my legs and chest it sucks. Maybe I’ll shave it again you’re right

I mean look at this crap, I got a damn carpet on ma leg

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I'm hairy like this too I have to shave every week and it takes hours and now that I take Minoxidil the hair grows faster :ogre:
But it's way better than being hairy, also your veins and muscles show more when you're all shaved
 
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mann I'm mirin
I haven't shaved my body in years now, I dread that shit so hard. Last time I shaved my legs it took me 2 hrs. You can literally make buns on my legs and chest it sucks. Maybe I’ll shave it again you’re right

I mean look at this crap, I got a damn carpet on ma leg

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Not that bad, mines worse.
 
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I'm hairy like this too I have to shave every week and it takes hours and now that I take Minoxidil the hair grows faster :ogre:
But it's way better than being hairy, also your veins and muscles show more when you're all shaved
I can imagine yea
yk what fuck it I'm shaving everything tomorrow, thankyou fellow neanderthal :chad:
 
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Not that bad, mines worse.
not a flex honestly :lul:
but brah do you also have a shit ton of hair on your asscheeks?
Every1 I know irl only has hair in their crack but I have it all over my ass. please say yes so I won't be alone.

@PsychoH can confirm my hairy booty
 
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not a flex honestly :lul:
but brah do you also have a shit ton of hair on your asscheeks?
Every1 I know irl only has hair in their crack but I have it all over my ass. please say yes so I won't be alone.

@PsychoH can confirm my hairy booty
:lul: true, this gay tried to tempt me into giving him anal sex.
(somehow he has seen mine aswell but thats irrelevant)
 
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not a flex honestly :lul:
but brah do you also have a shit ton of hair on your asscheeks?
Every1 I know irl only has hair in their crack but I have it all over my ass. please say yes so I won't be alone.

@PsychoH can confirm my hairy booty
Nah you alone on this…
 
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:lul: true, this gay tried to tempt me into giving him anal sex.
(somehow he has seen mine aswell but thats irrelevant)
Too far bro too far
Reported for faggotry :what:
 
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State of the forum
 
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grindrs one download away

fucking faggot
 
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every 2 weeks I shave my cock and balls, for some reason when I'm fully bald down there I'm just obsessed with how my dick looks and I get horny just by thinking about it being bald. No larp, this is honest to god.
When it's bald I'm mirin it so hard that I get hard and have to bust, I even take like 20 pics in diff positions when bald so I can look at them when I'm horny not-bald.
Others wouldn't get it
grindrs one download away

fucking faggot
 
When it's bald I'm mirin it so hard that I get hard and have to bust, I even take like 20 pics in diff positions when bald so I can look at them when I'm horny not-bald.
What the fuck
 
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