I just got back from the massage parlor

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She was prolly 23 and had one of the best asses ive seen... she was so attracted to me tho and said i was tall lol cuz my legs surpassed the lenght of the bed and said i need my own bed lol.

I was so fuckin horny and had a boner the whole time she was doing my chest... she as well she kept leaning onto my face with her chest and was exhaling hard so much with a little noise that made me even hornier.. but obv we both couldnt make moves cuz its muh professional...

I need to fuckn rub one out now........
 
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You could have just asked her to jerk you off if she was as attracted to you as you say she was.
 
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Show your face, Chadpreet.
 
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Why didn't you try to pay her extra...
 
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HarrierDuBois said:
He said he got a boner at the massage parlor where the masseuse was attracted to him.
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I always do get a boner. Its pretty natural i do. She was nice to look at and had a pretty good ass.

I wouldve made a move had it been a place in which happy endings are offered.
 
HarrierDuBois said:
He said he got a boner at the massage parlor where the masseuse was attracted to him.
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Yeah dumbass massage parlor not jerk me off parlor. Do you ask women to jerk you off whenever you feel like they're into you??
 
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vanillaicecream said:
Yeah dumbass massage parlor not jerk me off parlor. Do you ask women to jerk you off whenever you feel like they're into you??
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No I am a KHV, but this is for people living in the real world.
 
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HarrierDuBois said:
No I am a KHV, but this is for people living in the real world.
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No bro. Its prolly this easy over in the degenerate US. I dont live there. Youd be surprised how hard it is to get girls to get naked for you here regardless of how attracted theyre to you. Its rather a slow and gradual process.
 
vanillaicecream said:
Yeah dumbass massage parlor not jerk me off parlor. Do you ask women to jerk you off whenever you feel like they're into you??
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all massage parlors secretly fo that why else would peole go there
 
copesthenics said:
Its a pro massage (medical). She is not a whore.
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In my country if you pay them extra, they will professionally massage your penis and testicles too(for "medical" purposes, of course;)).
 
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Gonthar said:
In my country if you pay them extra, they will professionally massage your penis and testicles too(for "medical" purposes, of course;)).
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They do here in certain parlours, ofc apart from parlours where they specifically mention its a medical massage no more. I had to go cuz i had slight back pain.

I have anxiety as well and my chest muscles get tense from time to time so id get a massage for that as well
 
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copesthenics said:
They do here in certain parlours, ofc apart from parlours where they specifically mention its a medical massage no more. I had to go cuz i had slight back pain.
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Circulation problems, cramps, fibrosis, nodules and other similar conditions in your penis and testicles can also be improved with medical massage.
 
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Gonthar said:
Circulation problems, cramps, fibrosis, nodules and other similar conditions in your penis and testicles can also be improved with medical massage.
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I shoulda just pulled it out. Too high inhib for that :(
 
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gribsufer1 said:
all massage parlors secretly fo that why else would peole go there
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Gee idk, I'm going go out on a limb here and say they go there for massages??
 
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HarrierDuBois said:
She was like 45+.
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still counts lmao

Counts
 
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HarrierDuBois said:
She was like 45+.
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I remember every single compliment I ever got in the last 6-7ish years, and they were all from 30+ yr old women lmao
(excluding family obv)
 
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DelonLover1999 said:
I remember every single compliment I ever got in the last 6-7ish years, and they were all from 30+ yr old women lmao
(excluding family obv)
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You could get some nice milf puss puss.
 
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