I just jerked off under a jesus statue

[PsychoDsk]

Am I cooked?
I just jerked off in a houde that’s not mine and there’s a jesus statue above the bed?
Am I doomed?
Serious question tbh

I couldn’t control my urge and coomed, what’s gonna happen now?

 

[shia.jihadist]

kys faggot may you rot in hell

actually statues are haram

but Jesus mogs your entire bloodline

 

[lestoa]

bro what

 

[PsychoDsk]

kys faggot may you rot in hell

actually statues are haram

but Jesus mogs your entire bloodline

i deserve it

 

[PsychoDsk]

bro what

Should I atleast say sorry?

 

[Baldingman1998]

Wtf why

 

[lestoa]

Should I atleast say sorry?

yes bhai

 

[KT-34]

The holy nut

 

[Juandigomigo22]

I am a black nigger and I love to do my little nigger dance

 

[IAMNOTANINCEL]

based and satanpilled, should have coomed on it

 

[PsychoDsk]

Wtf why

Well I was scrolling tiktok and this attention-seeking whore made a thirst trap which ofc led me to search up ‘pornhub’. Upon seeing the recommended videos, I did not like any of them so I searched for ‘pajama shorts’. Then I found THE video and I coomed with lotion found in the nightstand.

 

[PsychoDsk]

based and satanpilled, should have coomed on it

 

[PsychoDsk]

Well I was scrolling tiktok and this attention-seeking whore made a thirst trap which ofc led me to search up ‘pornhub’. Upon seeing the recommended videos, I did not like any of them so I searched for ‘pajama shorts’. Then I found THE video and I coomed with lotion found in the nightstand.

Was this lotion holy water?
Did I just jerk off with holy water?

Oh no what have I done
What will happen to me now? I’m spiralling

 

[Cr™]

Was this lotion holy water?
Did I just jerk off with holy water?

Oh no what have I done
What will happen to me now? I’m spiralling

Is your avi moving or is the sleep deprivation getting to me

 

[k333ny]

Was this lotion holy water?
Did I just jerk off with holy water?

Oh no what have I done
What will happen to me now? I’m spiralling

bro i think that was actually holy water

 

[PsychoDsk]

Is your avi moving or is the sleep deprivation getting to me

Satan gettin yo ass boi

 

[k333ny]

do a confession for your sins

 

[Cr™]

Satan gettin yo ass boi

Never lose your sleep.

 

[PsychoDsk]

bro i think that was actually holy water

God no
When I opened the drawer with the lotion, some dust went flying. Were these ashes?

Oh no
Did I just airborne jesus his ashes?
Did I just unleash something?
Oh my
What have I done

 

[ascension]

Never lose your sleep.

How about you lose your virginity boy

 

[ascension]

God no
When I opened the drawer with the lotion, some dust went flying. Were these ashes?

Oh no
Did I just airborne jesus his ashes?
Did I just unleash something?
Oh my
What have I done

 

[PsychoDsk]

How about you lose your virginity boy

You’re haunting him, he can’t sleep because everytime he closes his eyes all he can see is this

 

[PsychoDsk]

What if jesus doesn’t like me anymore, will I get karma? Is karma real?
What happens after death?
Is jesus all forgiving?

I think these are valid questions so don’t you dare shut up me

 

[ascension]

What if jesus doesn’t like me anymore, will I get karma? Is karma real?

Yes Jesus will send all your shitcoins to 0 as punishment

 

[Gengar]

Am I cooked?
I just jerked off in a houde that’s not mine and there’s a jesus statue above the bed?
Am I doomed?
Serious question tbh

I couldn’t control my urge and coomed, what’s gonna happen now?

Dit is niet okay.

 

[optimisticzoomer]

The stepfather, the stepson, and the holy porno

 

[h111]

Why were you in another persons bed

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

kys faggot may you rot in hell

actually statues are haram

but Jesus mogs your entire bloodline

I can sense your Islamic confliction there lmfao

Statues are haram so yeh fuck statues but then Jesus is a prophet you love so fuck op but now he’s a gay boy so fuck op but Christian’s are Kafir so fuck Christian’s

I can sense it all lmfao

 

[PsychoDsk]

Why were you in another persons bed

I’m on a backpacking trip

 

[PsychoDsk]

I can sense your Islamic confliction there lmfao

Statues are haram so yeh fuck statues but then Jesus is a prophet you love so fuck op but now he’s a gay boy so fuck op but Christian’s are Kafir so fuck Christian’s

I can sense it all lmfao

You have some good senses buddy boyo

 

[h111]

I’m on a backpacking trip

You shouldve came inside the pillowcase so he gets a happy surprise when he lays down

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

Should I atleast say sorry?

Go home bother we all sin, say to Lord God after me

A Prayer for Forgiveness (in the night time)

O Lord our God, if during this day I have sinned, whether in word or deed or thought, forgive me all, for thou art good and lovest mankind. Grant me peaceful and undisturbed sleep, and deliver me from all influence and temptation of the evil one. Raise me up again in proper time that I may glorify thee; for thou art blessed: with thine Only-begotten Son and thine All-holy Spirit: now and ever, and unto ages of ages. Amen.

For sexual immorality.
Lord Jesus, I ask your forgiveness for every act of sexual sin. You promised that if we confess our sins you are faithful and just to forgive us our sins and cleanse us from all unrighteousness

Say this with your heart and the Lord your God, Our God the one and only saviour will redeem and forgive you your sins and transgressions.

 

[slimeszn3]

Jesus Christ is God incarnate

 

[OldRooster]

was this the statue?

 

[PsychoH]

Am I cooked?
I just jerked off in a houde that’s not mine and there’s a jesus statue above the bed?
Am I doomed?
Serious question tbh

I couldn’t control my urge and coomed, what’s gonna happen now?

Pray for mercy now

 

[Imretarded?]

based and satanpilled, should have coomed on it

OP, jiz on Jesus statue to assert dominance

 

[kenopsia]

Am I cooked?
I just jerked off in a houde that’s not mine and there’s a jesus statue above the bed?
Am I doomed?
Serious question tbh

I couldn’t control my urge and coomed, what’s gonna happen now?

Yeah ur going to hell u worse than anyone here

 

[zerotohero]

 

[ShowerMaxxing]

kys faggot may you rot in hell

actually statues are haram

but Jesus mogs your entire bloodline

“statues are haram” my sandnigga u roaches circle the cube from Transformers like a god

 

[Sushifart]

What if I told you that Jesus statue knew you were jerkin it. It was watching you jerkin it bro. I'm serious, it was looking at you jerkin it. You think this is funny? That statue was legit glaring at you while you were jerkin it and you don't care enough to go back and say sorry. The least you can do is go back and say you're sorry for jerkin it. "Oohhhhh Jesus statue, please forgive me for jerkin it in front of your gaze plzzz uggggggg forgive me brahhhh".

Can't believe you were jerkin it under that statue bro. I'm gonna tell everyone since I know. I know you were jerkin it under that jesus statue. Your grandma knows too, since she's divinely connected to Christ, she knows you were jerkin it bro. Kinda gross your grandma and all of us in here know you were jerkin it under that Jesus Statue. I hope you stop jerkin it under Jesus Statues, bro. We can help you stop jerkin it under the statue, but only if you accept the title:

The Jesus Statue Jerkler

 

[shia.jihadist]

“statues are haram” my sandnigga u roaches circle the cube from Transformers like a god

so you wanna explain how a cube is a cast figure of a person or animal?
downie

 

[shia.jihadist]

I can sense your Islamic confliction there lmfao

Statues are haram so yeh fuck statues but then Jesus is a prophet you love so fuck op but now he’s a gay boy so fuck op but Christian’s are Kafir so fuck Christian’s

I can sense it all lmfao

first i only wrote the first line

then i had to edit it so i wouldnt be confused as endorsing a statue of jesus

then i had to add the third line so i wouldnt be confused with being against jesus

 

[ShowerMaxxing]

View attachment 3078976
so you wanna explain how a cube is a cast figure of a person or animal?
downie

Mecca

 

[shia.jihadist]

Mecca
View attachment 3078992

still haven't explained how its a statue you 20 iq faggot

 

[ShowerMaxxing]

still haven't explained how its a statue you 20 iq faggot

It was build in a place where many pagan statues before it would reside. Hence it’s a pagan “statue”

 

[shia.jihadist]

It was build in a place where many pagan statues before it would reside. Hence it’s a pagan “statue”

yeah which were all destroyed by the Muslims

last time i checked an empty cube which you can go inside of isn't a statue

 

[Ultimate Subhuman™]

yeah which were all destroyed by the Muslims

View attachment 3079002
last time i checked an empty cube which you can go inside of isn't a statue

No its a brick

 

[shia.jihadist]

No its a brick

its built of bricks its not one brick

i think you need a lesson on stonemasonry

 

[Ultimate Subhuman™]

its built of bricks its not one brick

i think you need a lesson on stonemasonry

You

Me

 

[shia.jihadist]

You
View attachment 3079006
Me
View attachment 3079009

You

Me