i just learned something from my dog (naturecels gtfih)

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my dog, everytime that gets too excited or stressed, it tries to rape my leg.

this comes to show you, in nature, when you get excited or stressed you’re supposed to fuck the nearest person ( obviously preferably the nearest WOMAN) to you, you’re supposed to, that’s simply how it is.

 

[swt]

i’m gonna go around doing that

 

[averagenormie]