I just OWNED my dad in an argument (Not clickbait, GTFIH)

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Everything happened around 20 minutes ago. It was 1 pm, I was in my bed jerking off, when suddenly my dad barged in. Luckily I changed my hand position in time and it just looked like I was watching a video or something. So anyway, he came in and said something along the lines of

"Your room smells like shit..." at this point I turned up the volume on my phone (the hentai was still playing)
- no reply from me
"You hear me, you retard?" is i think what he said
- still no reply from me
"Put your fucking phone down when I'm talking to you" (i have hentai full blasting both my ears)

Now at this point I haven't even looked at him once, so he gets really angry and walks over next to me and grabs my phone. I just barely turn it off, but the sound is still on.

"I am so tired of your bullshit... you useless fucking retard" I couldn't quite hear what he said but I got the most important parts
"Hey what's up dad?" I said while taking out one airpod, like he didn't just call me a useless retard 3 times already
"I've been talking to you for the past 5 minutes and you don't even bother fucking replying to me?"
"I had my airpods-"
"I don't fucking care you degenerate" (well, he wasn't wrong about that one tbh)
- i stay silent
"What did you say to your mom? Why is she sad?"
- i look confused and say "Uhh... Nothing? Why is she sad?"
"Yeah, exactly. Why aren't you talking to her?" - are you serious? all this just because i didn't talk to her
-
i look at him confused again
"What the fuck are you looking at me like a retard for?"
"Ok look dad, i just woke up and i'm super confused and you're just bombarding me with these insults... how about we talk-"
"Don't act like a retard, your mom told me that you've been ignoring her and not doing what she says"
"That's not tru-"
"I am so fucking done with your bullshit, I am seriously gonna kick you the fuck out of this house-" - you've been saying this since I was 10, dad, it means nothing
"Sure, I don't mind"
"You don't mind huh? Where are you gonna go moron?"
"I'll go hang myself with a note in my pocket saying you did this to me"
"Are you fucking serious? After all these years of us putting up with your bullshit-"
- i take my phone back and put in the other airpod
"You know what? Do whatever the fuck you want. The day you turn 18 I'll kick you the fuck-" - he slams my door

I'm still in bed writing this. I might actually get kicked out at 18.
 
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Why you ignoring your mom
 
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Why you ignoring your mom
Cuz she says shit like "You should've never been born" and "Why are you such a loser, with no friends", so i just got tired and stopped responding
 
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Disgusting
 
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Cuz she says shit like "You should've never been born" and "Why are you such a loser, with no friends", so i just got tired and stopped responding
Damnnn, i dont blame you at all. Hope you'll find people that appreciate you
 
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ahhhhhh “argument” nigga
 
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Everything happened around 20 minutes ago. It was 1 pm, I was in my bed jerking off, when suddenly my dad barged in. Luckily I changed my hand position in time and it just looked like I was watching a video or something. So anyway, he came in and said something along the lines of

"Your room smells like shit..." at this point I turned up the volume on my phone (the hentai was still playing)
- no reply from me
"You hear me, you retard?" is i think what he said
- still no reply from me
"Put your fucking phone down when I'm talking to you" (i have hentai full blasting both my ears)

Now at this point I haven't even looked at him once, so he gets really angry and walks over next to me and grabs my phone. I just barely turn it off, but the sound is still on.

"I am so tired of your bullshit... you useless fucking retard" I couldn't quite hear what he said but I got the most important parts
"Hey what's up dad?" I said while taking out one airpod, like he didn't just call me a useless retard 3 times already
"I've been talking to you for the past 5 minutes and you don't even bother fucking replying to me?"
"I had my airpods-"
"I don't fucking care you degenerate" (well, he wasn't wrong about that one tbh)
- i stay silent
"What did you say to your mom? Why is she sad?"
- i look confused and say "Uhh... Nothing? Why is she sad?"
"Yeah, exactly. Why aren't you talking to her?" - are you serious? all this just because i didn't talk to her
-
i look at him confused again
"What the fuck are you looking at me like a retard for?"
"Ok look dad, i just woke up and i'm super confused and you're just bombarding me with these insults... how about we talk-"
"Don't act like a retard, your mom told me that you've been ignoring her and not doing what she says"
"That's not tru-"
"I am so fucking done with your bullshit, I am seriously gonna kick you the fuck out of this house-" - you've been saying this since I was 10, dad, it means nothing
"Sure, I don't mind"
"You don't mind huh? Where are you gonna go moron?"
"I'll go hang myself with a note in my pocket saying you did this to me"
"Are you fucking serious? After all these years of us putting up with your bullshit-"
- i take my phone back and put in the other airpod
"You know what? Do whatever the fuck you want. The day you turn 18 I'll kick you the fuck-" - he slams my door

I'm still in bed writing this. I might actually get kicked out at 18.
how can you write here what he said if you didnt hear him?
 
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how can you write here what he said if you didnt hear him?
thats why I wrote "- is i think what he said", I heard the parts where he was loud enough for me to hear
 
Have some shame bud
 
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Everything happened around 20 minutes ago. It was 1 pm, I was in my bed jerking off, when suddenly my dad barged in. Luckily I changed my hand position in time and it just looked like I was watching a video or something. So anyway, he came in and said something along the lines of

"Your room smells like shit..." at this point I turned up the volume on my phone (the hentai was still playing)
- no reply from me
"You hear me, you retard?" is i think what he said
- still no reply from me
"Put your fucking phone down when I'm talking to you" (i have hentai full blasting both my ears)

Now at this point I haven't even looked at him once, so he gets really angry and walks over next to me and grabs my phone. I just barely turn it off, but the sound is still on.

"I am so tired of your bullshit... you useless fucking retard" I couldn't quite hear what he said but I got the most important parts
"Hey what's up dad?" I said while taking out one airpod, like he didn't just call me a useless retard 3 times already
"I've been talking to you for the past 5 minutes and you don't even bother fucking replying to me?"
"I had my airpods-"
"I don't fucking care you degenerate" (well, he wasn't wrong about that one tbh)
- i stay silent
"What did you say to your mom? Why is she sad?"
- i look confused and say "Uhh... Nothing? Why is she sad?"
"Yeah, exactly. Why aren't you talking to her?" - are you serious? all this just because i didn't talk to her
-
i look at him confused again
"What the fuck are you looking at me like a retard for?"
"Ok look dad, i just woke up and i'm super confused and you're just bombarding me with these insults... how about we talk-"
"Don't act like a retard, your mom told me that you've been ignoring her and not doing what she says"
"That's not tru-"
"I am so fucking done with your bullshit, I am seriously gonna kick you the fuck out of this house-" - you've been saying this since I was 10, dad, it means nothing
"Sure, I don't mind"
"You don't mind huh? Where are you gonna go moron?"
"I'll go hang myself with a note in my pocket saying you did this to me"
"Are you fucking serious? After all these years of us putting up with your bullshit-"
- i take my phone back and put in the other airpod
"You know what? Do whatever the fuck you want. The day you turn 18 I'll kick you the fuck-" - he slams my door

I'm still in bed writing this. I might actually get kicked out at 18.
Your dad sounds like a dickhead. Try act to act loving to them until you got your shit ready and rich and then move out and dont contact them
 
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Yeah idk why they want to kick me out so bad. I guess at least im not alone
Maybe because you are a degenerate who jerk of to hentai with max sound

Or maaaaaaaaybe you dont talk to you mom, dont clean you room

Yeah if i got a son like that, he can gtfo out of the house
 
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You‘re so lost tbh, you need serious help and mentoring, you shouldn’t disrespect your parents they’re the one who give birth to you, even though they’re retarded who couldn’t handle you
 

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