I just OWNED my dad in an argument (Not clickbait, GTFIH)

[subltn]

Everything happened around 20 minutes ago. It was 1 pm, I was in my bed jerking off, when suddenly my dad barged in. Luckily I changed my hand position in time and it just looked like I was watching a video or something. So anyway, he came in and said something along the lines of

"Your room smells like shit..." at this point I turned up the volume on my phone (the hentai was still playing)
- no reply from me
"You hear me, you retard?" is i think what he said
- still no reply from me
"Put your fucking phone down when I'm talking to you" (i have hentai full blasting both my ears)

Now at this point I haven't even looked at him once, so he gets really angry and walks over next to me and grabs my phone. I just barely turn it off, but the sound is still on.

"I am so tired of your bullshit... you useless fucking retard" I couldn't quite hear what he said but I got the most important parts
"Hey what's up dad?" I said while taking out one airpod, like he didn't just call me a useless retard 3 times already
"I've been talking to you for the past 5 minutes and you don't even bother fucking replying to me?"
"I had my airpods-"
"I don't fucking care you degenerate" (well, he wasn't wrong about that one tbh)
- i stay silent
"What did you say to your mom? Why is she sad?"
- i look confused and say "Uhh... Nothing? Why is she sad?"
"Yeah, exactly. Why aren't you talking to her?" - are you serious? all this just because i didn't talk to her
- i look at him confused again
"What the fuck are you looking at me like a retard for?"
"Ok look dad, i just woke up and i'm super confused and you're just bombarding me with these insults... how about we talk-"
"Don't act like a retard, your mom told me that you've been ignoring her and not doing what she says"
"That's not tru-"
"I am so fucking done with your bullshit, I am seriously gonna kick you the fuck out of this house-" - you've been saying this since I was 10, dad, it means nothing
"Sure, I don't mind"
"You don't mind huh? Where are you gonna go moron?"
"I'll go hang myself with a note in my pocket saying you did this to me"
"Are you fucking serious? After all these years of us putting up with your bullshit-"
- i take my phone back and put in the other airpod
"You know what? Do whatever the fuck you want. The day you turn 18 I'll kick you the fuck-" - he slams my door

I'm still in bed writing this. I might actually get kicked out at 18.

 

[subltn]

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[Godera]

Why you ignoring your mom

 

[subltn]

Why you ignoring your mom

Cuz she says shit like "You should've never been born" and "Why are you such a loser, with no friends", so i just got tired and stopped responding

 

[JeanneDArcAlter]

Disgusting

 

[Jason Voorhees]

Why do americans like to kick their kids out of their house after 18?

What kind of cultureless behavior is this?They send their own kids out of their home once they turn 18. They cant wait to get rid of them. It's like they were just tolerating them all this while. I don't understand the argument of them learning to become independent etc. What tf do you expect...

looksmax.org

 

[Godera]

Cuz she says shit like "You should've never been born" and "Why are you such a loser, with no friends", so i just got tired and stopped responding

Damnnn, i dont blame you at all. Hope you'll find people that appreciate you

 

[subltn]

Damnnn, i dont blame you at all. Hope you'll find people that appreciate you

Thank you bro.

 

[subltn]

Why do americans like to kick their kids out of their house after 18?

What kind of cultureless behavior is this?They send their own kids out of their home once they turn 18. They cant wait to get rid of them. It's like they were just tolerating them all this while. I don't understand the argument of them learning to become independent etc. What tf do you expect...

looksmax.org

Yeah idk why they want to kick me out so bad. I guess at least im not alone

 

[afroheadluke]

ahhhhhh “argument” nigga

 

[sover]

Everything happened around 20 minutes ago. It was 1 pm, I was in my bed jerking off, when suddenly my dad barged in. Luckily I changed my hand position in time and it just looked like I was watching a video or something. So anyway, he came in and said something along the lines of

"Your room smells like shit..." at this point I turned up the volume on my phone (the hentai was still playing)
- no reply from me
"You hear me, you retard?" is i think what he said
- still no reply from me
"Put your fucking phone down when I'm talking to you" (i have hentai full blasting both my ears)

Now at this point I haven't even looked at him once, so he gets really angry and walks over next to me and grabs my phone. I just barely turn it off, but the sound is still on.

"I am so tired of your bullshit... you useless fucking retard" I couldn't quite hear what he said but I got the most important parts
"Hey what's up dad?" I said while taking out one airpod, like he didn't just call me a useless retard 3 times already
"I've been talking to you for the past 5 minutes and you don't even bother fucking replying to me?"
"I had my airpods-"
"I don't fucking care you degenerate" (well, he wasn't wrong about that one tbh)
- i stay silent
"What did you say to your mom? Why is she sad?"
- i look confused and say "Uhh... Nothing? Why is she sad?"
"Yeah, exactly. Why aren't you talking to her?" - are you serious? all this just because i didn't talk to her
- i look at him confused again
"What the fuck are you looking at me like a retard for?"
"Ok look dad, i just woke up and i'm super confused and you're just bombarding me with these insults... how about we talk-"
"Don't act like a retard, your mom told me that you've been ignoring her and not doing what she says"
"That's not tru-"
"I am so fucking done with your bullshit, I am seriously gonna kick you the fuck out of this house-" - you've been saying this since I was 10, dad, it means nothing
"Sure, I don't mind"
"You don't mind huh? Where are you gonna go moron?"
"I'll go hang myself with a note in my pocket saying you did this to me"
"Are you fucking serious? After all these years of us putting up with your bullshit-"
- i take my phone back and put in the other airpod
"You know what? Do whatever the fuck you want. The day you turn 18 I'll kick you the fuck-" - he slams my door

I'm still in bed writing this. I might actually get kicked out at 18.

how can you write here what he said if you didnt hear him?

 

[subltn]

how can you write here what he said if you didnt hear him?

thats why I wrote "- is i think what he said", I heard the parts where he was loud enough for me to hear

 

[VV62]

Have some shame bud

 

[JohnBaza]

Everything happened around 20 minutes ago. It was 1 pm, I was in my bed jerking off, when suddenly my dad barged in. Luckily I changed my hand position in time and it just looked like I was watching a video or something. So anyway, he came in and said something along the lines of

"Your room smells like shit..." at this point I turned up the volume on my phone (the hentai was still playing)
- no reply from me
"You hear me, you retard?" is i think what he said
- still no reply from me
"Put your fucking phone down when I'm talking to you" (i have hentai full blasting both my ears)

Now at this point I haven't even looked at him once, so he gets really angry and walks over next to me and grabs my phone. I just barely turn it off, but the sound is still on.

"I am so tired of your bullshit... you useless fucking retard" I couldn't quite hear what he said but I got the most important parts
"Hey what's up dad?" I said while taking out one airpod, like he didn't just call me a useless retard 3 times already
"I've been talking to you for the past 5 minutes and you don't even bother fucking replying to me?"
"I had my airpods-"
"I don't fucking care you degenerate" (well, he wasn't wrong about that one tbh)
- i stay silent
"What did you say to your mom? Why is she sad?"
- i look confused and say "Uhh... Nothing? Why is she sad?"
"Yeah, exactly. Why aren't you talking to her?" - are you serious? all this just because i didn't talk to her
- i look at him confused again
"What the fuck are you looking at me like a retard for?"
"Ok look dad, i just woke up and i'm super confused and you're just bombarding me with these insults... how about we talk-"
"Don't act like a retard, your mom told me that you've been ignoring her and not doing what she says"
"That's not tru-"
"I am so fucking done with your bullshit, I am seriously gonna kick you the fuck out of this house-" - you've been saying this since I was 10, dad, it means nothing
"Sure, I don't mind"
"You don't mind huh? Where are you gonna go moron?"
"I'll go hang myself with a note in my pocket saying you did this to me"
"Are you fucking serious? After all these years of us putting up with your bullshit-"
- i take my phone back and put in the other airpod
"You know what? Do whatever the fuck you want. The day you turn 18 I'll kick you the fuck-" - he slams my door

I'm still in bed writing this. I might actually get kicked out at 18.

Your dad sounds like a dickhead. Try act to act loving to them until you got your shit ready and rich and then move out and dont contact them

 

[DR. NICKGA]

Yeah idk why they want to kick me out so bad. I guess at least im not alone

Maybe because you are a degenerate who jerk of to hentai with max sound

Or maaaaaaaaybe you dont talk to you mom, dont clean you room

Yeah if i got a son like that, he can gtfo out of the house