I just pleasantly surprised myself

[ey88]

I hadn’t looked in the mirror all day because I thought I looked subhuman and I looked and I look fucking good

 

[RXnd]

Mirror is lying bud, I’m gonna go crawl in my basement while Chad fucks Stacy, but why how come

 

[kebinGarnett]

what is your hairstyle?

 

[ey88]

what is your hairstyle?

I don’t really have one

 

[RXnd]

I don’t really have one

Get a low taper fade

 

[ey88]

Get a low taper fade

I get too nervous to tell the hairdresser what I want so I just kinda let them do whatever they want

 

[vrilmaxxer]

I hadn’t looked in the mirror all day because I knew I look like a chad, eventually I looked and I look fucking good

 

[kebinGarnett]

Get a low taper fade

I quit my barber cuz that's the only haircut he can do. fucking show him a Pinterest photo and the final product is low taper fade

 

[autistic_tendencies]

I thought you would say you jerked off into a cup

 

[RXnd]

I get too nervous to tell the hairdresser what I want so I just kinda let them do whatever they want

yeah probably, what haircut would you want, I usually just have my cut like frodo baggins ngl but I cut a lot of it off

 

[playxiing]

what is your hairstyle?

this is him btw

 

[RXnd]

I quit my barber cuz that's the only haircut he can do

I never been to barber shop before only hair salon

 

[ey88]

I thought you would say you jerked off into a cup

I just jerked off into the toilet like 10 minutes ago

 

[kebinGarnett]

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this is him btw

beautiful

 

[autistic_tendencies]

I just jerked off into the toilet like 10 minutes ago

Your kids into the toilet bro