I just stole a £3 ice cream from a nice old man

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I attempted to buy an ice cream from ice cream van outside of school.
My card declined( he had already finished making it.)
I tried to lie and say it must have been blocked and there was £70 in there this morning (I didn't want to seem poor in front of the htbs)
I thought he would just put it in the bin but surprisingly he gave it to me and said to come back after it's blocked :feelswhy::feelswhy::feelswhy:
I can never show my face there again
 
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Come back evil ass Nigga
 
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Just pay him back or you will think of this for the rest of your life
 
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Ethnic trait
 
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He probably doesn't care. He's getting so many customers today it's just a drop in the bucket.
He probably knew i was lying and poorcel.
How would my card even decline i used Google wallet
 
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I dont understand how I dont have the money.
I should have £7
 
I attempted to buy an ice cream from ice cream van outside of school.
My card declined( he had already finished making it.)
I tried to lie and say it must have been blocked and there was £70 in there this morning (I didn't want to seem poor in front of the htbs)
I thought he would just put it in the bin but surprisingly he gave it to me and said to come back after it's blocked :feelswhy::feelswhy::feelswhy:
I can never show my face there again
3 quid for a fucking ice cream? In primary that shit was like 1.50 :lul::lul:
 
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3 quid for a fucking ice cream? In primary that shit was like 1.50 :lul::lul:
Everything has doubled in price. It never even began for poorcels
 
Poor faggot.
 
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bro if i was that broke i wouldn't be trying to buy an icecream in front of HTBs
 
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This is the second time this has happened.
I also accidentally stole some gregges sausage rolls like month ago.
I need to get a job.
 
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I wouldn't even buy £3 ice cream because I'm a stingy mfer. If I had £70 in my bank I wouldn't be buying anything.
 
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