i just took a shower ASK ME ANYTHING

[chudlite]

i just got out of the shower ask me anything

 

[TheNextOPry]

when are you going to kill yourself?

 

[vernier]

Was it a cold shower?

 

[PlayersGetPlayed]

Did it hurt

 

[chudlite]

when are you going to kill yourself?

i have a suicide pact with someone so presumably sometime within 3-6 years, if the requirements are not fulfilled then i dont plan on killing myself

 

[chudlite]

Did it hurt

yes a little i accidentally made the water too hot at one point and it stung my back

 

[chudlite]

Was it a cold shower?

no it was extremely hot shower

 

[exo]

Did you get water up your nose

 

[vernier]

no it was extremely hot shower

Was that a joke?

 

[chudlite]

@MA_ascender and @6PSLcel can vouch for me i was in the shower, they saw me shower

 

[6PSLcel]

@MA_ascender and @6PSLcel can vouch for me i was in the shower, they saw me shower

 

[Lebgfinal]

i have a suicide pact with someone so presumably sometime within 3-6 years, if the requirements are not fulfilled then i dont plan on killing myself

Dont kill yourself, stop talking to such people doing macabre pacts with you.

 

[chudlite]

Dont kill yourself, stop talking to such people doing macabre pacts with you.

i feel like you’re enlightened and exist on a different plane of existence tbh your responses are always so logical and clear

 

[6PSLcel]

how many staceys have approached you so far today ?

 

[scrunchables]

How much tactical soap did you use

 

[Lebgfinal]

i feel like you’re enlightened and exist on a different plane of existence tbh your responses are always so logical and clear

thats just because im high iq

 

[chudlite]

How much tactical soap did you use

what is tactical soap… if ur asking yeah i washed under my foreskin and asscrack

 

[scrunchables]

what is tactical soap… if ur asking yeah i washed under my foreskin and asscrack

Nah bro you need to combo shower with 6 gorillon bars of tactical soap and wash your foreskin and butt 6 gorillion times to become Chad

That’s what Jews told me, at least

 

[chudlite]

Did you get water up your nose

i didnt gladly that would suck

 

[chudlite]

Nah bro you need to combo shower with 6 gorillon bars of tactical soap and wash your foreskin and butt 6 gorillion times to become Chad

That’s what Jews told me, at least

yeah nigga im not doing that

 

[chudlite]

how many staceys have approached you so far today ?

none i haven’t stepped outside and even if i did they wouldn’t approach me

 

[scrunchables]

yeah nigga im not doing that

Foreeever chud

I want to be, foreeeever chud…

 

[exo]

i didnt gladly that would suck

yeah, brain eating amoebas might occasionally end up in your water supply and they will kill you if they end up high in your nostrils