I just want a girlfriend

[ey88]

I don’t even want to slay

Having a girlfriend would be the best thing ever

 

[notalive]

Just smile more bro

 

[gookcelriceR]

I really hope you get one, you deserve it.

 

[Jason Voorhees]

@Dominicoon According to the laws of thermodynamics only a white woman can be made gf

 

[Mess]

You 100% could if you put yourself out there, you're htn like 6'2, all I'd say is that you're shy

 

[ey88]

You 100% could if you put yourself out there, you're htn like 6'2, all I'd say is that you're shy

I am shy

 

[ey88]

You 100% could if you put yourself out there, you're htn like 6'2, all I'd say is that you're shy

But I also just haven’t met a girl I would actually want to date in a long time

 

[swt]

i have a girlfriend of 1 yr trust me pal, it’s boring

it’s cool at first and the idea of having one is even better, but then it gets like..idek

 

[Mess]

But I also just haven’t met a girl I would actually want to date in a long time

Better update the lads on here when you do

 

[Mess]

i have a girlfriend of 1 yr trust me pal, it’s boring

it’s cool at first and the idea of having one is even better, but then it gets like..idek

Not good to hear after getting one last week

 

[Dominicoon]

I don’t even want to slay

Having a girlfriend would be the best thing ever

A gf of any race?

 

[Bug]

You seem like a nice guy I can kidnap a girl if you need

 

[ey88]

Better update the lads on here when you do

All of the hot girls are whores sadly, I won’t date someone unless they’re a virgin

 

[ey88]

A gf of any race?

White obviously

 

[Mess]

All of the hot girls are whores sadly, I won’t date someone unless they’re a virgin

I'm at the perfect age for this bro
only a few ones ino have lost their virginity

 

[Slayer]

But I also just haven’t met a girl I would actually want to date in a long time

yeah my only legitimate options this past year were a psl 3 girl my age obsessed with her pet rabbits and a 29 year old diagnosed autist with emotional problems, i.e. it's over

 

[notalive]

All of the hot girls are whores sadly, I won’t date someone unless they’re a virgin

Then date an LTB? More likely to be a virgin
Every MTB+ is a whore by the age of 14

 

[ey88]

You seem like a nice guy I can kidnap a girl if you need

Kidnap her and then I can “save her life”

She will have to date me after that

She owes her life to me

 

[ey88]

Then date an LTB? More likely to be a virgin
Every MTB+ is a whore by the age of 14

Too ugly

 

[Mosh12]

try yubo

 

[Sovvton]

Having a girlfriend would be the best thing ever

Its stressful

 

[watah]

How so

 

[ey88]

How so

Someone to have sex with and talk to

Also have kids in a few years

 

[watah]

Someone to have sex with and talk to

Also have kids in a few years

I live in a genetic prison, I can’t experience this

 

[ChadL1te]

You 100% could if you put yourself out there, you're htn like 6'2, all I'd say is that you're shy

Wow ey you’re a fakecel? I feel betrayed

 

[ey88]

Wow ey you’re a fakecel? I feel betrayed

Not really, I’m 18 and a virgin

 

[ChadL1te]

Not really, I’m 18 and a virgin

Well if you’re 6’2 HTN that’s well within your control

 

[ey88]

Well if you’re 6’2 HTN that’s well within your control

I’m a shy, loser

 

[ChadL1te]

I’m a shy, loser

Just get wasted you’ll get a lay, I’m an alcohol merchant

 

[ey88]

Just get wasted you’ll get a lay, I’m an alcohol merchant

Bro I’m an alcoholic already

 

[ChadL1te]

Bro I’m an alcoholic already

Even better, you’ll lose your shyness with ease

 

[ey88]

Even better, you’ll lose your shyness with ease

I don’t have any girls to drink around though, and I’m too young to go to the bars and stuff

 

[ChadL1te]

I don’t have any girls to drink around though, and I’m too young to go to the bars and stuff

I thought it was 18 in Canada ?

 

[ey88]

I thought it was 18 in Canada ?

19 sadly

 

[Bale]

Lower your standards

 

[ChadL1te]

19 sadly

You’re close then

 

[ey88]

Lower your standards

I don’t know how

 

[Bale]

I don’t know how

I guess just wait for the right one

 

[Bale]

I mean I wouldn't lower my standards anyway but if u really want a gf try to look beyond their physical looks

 

[PARISIEN]

I don’t know how

dont you want one with two legs and who can breathe air.

if yes.. its gonna be hard

 

[PARISIEN]

i can still give you ai image of girl who tell you sweet stuff

 

[Ruthless]

 

[Underdog9494]

Couldnt imagine having one, id prob beat on her or sum

 

[IAMNOTANINCEL]

But I also just haven’t met a girl I would actually want to date in a long time

wdym

 

[ey88]

wdym

They’re all ugly or sluts

 

[ihearvoices]

All of the hot girls are whores sadly, I won’t date someone unless they’re a virgin

Respect U

 

[Krisis]

And you will, eventually, if you walk the path that's meant for you and end the pattern of self-punishment.