I keep forgetting my mouse's usb plug at home, and have to borrow it from the office stacy everytime

[ReadBooksEveryday]

Just for context; the office stacy is actually an administrative assistant (secretary) for the SVP and VP of Retail operations in our company

I don't want to make it seem like I am purposely forgetting my mouse USB port because I like her and want to use it to talk with her. What do incels? I always thought I put it in my work bag but whenevr I check I cannot find it jfl

 

[HarrierDuBois]

Bro this is a mix of a humble brag and a self loathe, not even I can come up with something like this in my post nut narcy threads.

 

[Deleted member 24444]

Have it plugged all the time

 

[ReadBooksEveryday]

Have it plugged all the time

That's what I used to do, but it was near the HDMI port so I would take it out when I wanna connect it to my home monitor

Thats how I ended up misplacing it

 

[HarrierDuBois]

Have it plugged all the time

But then it would solve his problem he needs another excuse.

 

[Deleted member 24444]

That's what I used to do, but it was near the HDMI port so I would take it out when I wanna connect it to my home monitor

Thats how I ended up misplacing it

Bluetoothmousemax

 

[ReadBooksEveryday]

Bro this is a mix of a humble brag and a self loathe, not even I can come up with something like this in my post nut narcy threads.

What's there to brag about man
I work for a future 100 company. And she is a secretary in the middle of all top notch money earning people (women privilege) but she is a good person for sure. I just know that, even she knows, there are a 1000 women who would kill for her job. She is very nice tbh. But I don't want to make it seem like Im some thirsty dog jfl

I've had a few brutal moments with her. Like yesterday I forgot my mouse and contacted her, and she replied late so I saw her message but ignored it. And she came up to my desk to give me the mouse and I told her.. oh im so sorry I saw your message but didn't know it was you (the stacy) so I didn't bother replying.

 

[ReadBooksEveryday]

Bluetoothmousemax

It uses the usb to bluetooth max my nigga

 

[HarrierDuBois]

What's there to brag about man
I work for a future 100 company. And she is a secretary in the middle of all top notch money earning people (women privilege) but she is a good person for sure. I just know that, even she knows, there are a 1000 women who would kill for her job. She is very nice tbh. But I don't want to make it seem like Im some thirsty dog jfl

I've had a few brutal moments with her. Like yesterday I forgot my mouse and contacted her, and she replied late so I saw her message but ignored it. And she came up to my desk to give me the mouse and I told her.. oh im so sorry I saw your message but didn't know it was you (the stacy) so I didn't bother replying.

Bro it was more a tell of my character than anything else, all is good.

 

[Deleted member 24444]

It uses the usb to bluetooth max my nigga

No lol I connect mouse without usb via bluetooth since usb port 404

 

[ReadBooksEveryday]

Bro it was more a tell of my character than anything else, all is good.

Even if you replied to me that I am an abused dog I would have wrote that essay my nigga but anyway you never need to explain yourself again. I know where our friendship lies Bjorn. Don't worry

 

[ReadBooksEveryday]

No lol I connect mouse without usb via bluetooth since usb port 404

What in the fuck. Where are you learning such vile trickery ... teach me the ways you subhuman you

 

[HarrierDuBois]

Even if you replied to me that I am an abused dog I would have wrote that essay my nigga but anyway you never need to explain yourself again. I know where our friendship lies Bjorn. Don't worry

It's like the old norse proverb from my viking ancestors that my grandfather in the countryside always used to tell me when I visited him: "It takes a narcy cuck abused dog faggot to know another narcy cuck abused dog faggot".

 

[Deleted member 24444]

What in the fuck. Where are you learning such vile trickery ... teach me the ways you subhuman you

Get one that works straight via Bluetooth without USB plug

 

[ReadBooksEveryday]

It's like the old norse proverb from my viking ancestors that my grandfather in the countryside always used to tell me when I visited him: "It takes a narcy cuck abused dog faggot to know another narcy cuck abused dog faggot".

Your viking ancestors were on some real nigga shit man I gotta say
No wonder those micropenissed gymcelled narcy white gooks are still adored to this day.

 

[Deleted member 16673]

forget it once more and when you go see her again, tell her its your birthday next week.

if she offers you a bluetooth mouse as a present, she wants you.
if she doesn't, keep bothering her.

repeat every year until she buys you a bluetooth mouse that doesnt need USB

 

[ReadBooksEveryday]

forget it once more and when you go see her again, tell her its your birthday next week.

if she offers you a bluetooth mouse as a present, she wants you.
if she doesn't, keep bothering her.

repeat every year until she buys you a bluetooth mouse that doesnt need USB

I will try this
Will report back to you what she says. The worst that can happen is someone else overhears it and buys me a cake when its not my birthday JFL

 

[HarrierDuBois]

Your viking ancestors were on some real nigga shit man I gotta say
No wonder those micropenissed gymcelled narcy white gooks are still adored to this day.

Yeah I mean when they ran out of girls to fuck they legit explored half the world and made it to america 500 years before Cucklumbus just to find some girls they could fuck and then kill the men. If I were only born 1000 years ago I could have raided with my ancestors and explored the world but now I need to study and keep fuckers happy on .org.

 

[ReadBooksEveryday]

Yeah I mean when they ran out of girls to fuck they legit explored half the world and made it to america 500 years before Cucklumbus just to find some girls they could fuck and then kill the men. If I were only born 1000 years ago I could have raided with my ancestors and explored the world but now I need to study and keep fuckers happy on .org.

Don't worry brother. We will have our Ukrainian bride's one day

Worst comes to worst, we will end up in Thailand with a gook gf. I know its a tough pill to accept, but I know we can absorb it eventually

Maybe @pneumocystosis will realize we real niggas (or just me) and set me up with his sister because he know Im a good guy who can take care of her. Of course I cannot offer my sister back because my boy pneumo do be a goyim. But ja feel is ja feel.

 

[HarrierDuBois]

Don't worry brother. We will have our Ukrainian bride's one day

Worst comes to worst, we will end up in Thailand with a gook gf. I know its a tough pill to accept, but I know we can absorb it eventually

The vikings created both Ukraine and Russia by making their first respective cities only for their ungrateful bitch asses fight each other 1000 years later jfl. Also people ask me why I'm so narcy, it's those viking genes baby, you don't axe a motherfucker in the face and 5 minutes later fuck a girl without being a completely unstoppable narc.

 

[Deleted member 18879]

What's there to brag about man
I work for a future 100 company. And she is a secretary in the middle of all top notch money earning people (women privilege) but she is a good person for sure. I just know that, even she knows, there are a 1000 women who would kill for her job. She is very nice tbh. But I don't want to make it seem like Im some thirsty dog jfl

I've had a few brutal moments with her. Like yesterday I forgot my mouse and contacted her, and she replied late so I saw her message but ignored it. And she came up to my desk to give me the mouse and I told her.. oh im so sorry I saw your message but didn't know it was you (the stacy) so I didn't bother replying.

i hope she gets raped in every hole and beaten to the brink of death but not unconsciousness and then set on fire

 

[Deleted member 18879]

i hope she gets raped in every hole and beaten to the brink of death but not unconsciousness and then set on fire

in fortnite

 

[ReadBooksEveryday]

i hope she gets raped in every hole and beaten to the brink of death but not unconsciousness and then set on fire

I hope you understand its very easy to act edgy on the Internet but holding this much hate will bring nothing but more incel rage to your heart
Do better.

 

[Deleted member 18879]

I hope you understand its very easy to act edgy on the Internet but holding this much hate will bring nothing but more incel rage to your heart
Do better.

thank you for the words of wisdom chad

you are a privileged person compared to a sub 5 truecel