I keep having intrusive thoughts about shooting myself in the head

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I’m not going to rope.
I’m not suicidal.
I just keep having thoughts about how insane it would feel to press the cold metal against my temple and squeeze the trigger.
 
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Stay positive
 
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I’m not going to rope.
I’m not suicidal.
I just keep having thoughts about how insane it would feel to press the cold metal against my temple and squeeze the trigger.
Amerimutt problems. No such thing as second amendment in this nanny state.
 
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jews are sending you this via microwawes because u insulted them

time for a tin foil hat!

@Nazi Germany
 
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Sounds like god is trying to guide you that’s all
 
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Do you really wanna turn into a Muppet buddy?
 
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I’m not going to rope.
I’m not suicidal.
I just keep having thoughts about how insane it would feel to press the cold metal against my temple and squeeze the trigger.
Everyone does
 
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I’m not going to rope.
I’m not suicidal.
I just keep having thoughts about how insane it would feel to press the cold metal against my temple and squeeze the trigger.
seems like harm ocd, I have it too.
 
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What the fuckkk :feelswhat:
Nah he’ll good. He just needs a Cold Shower, MSE, Minoxidl. Bimax, and JBW pills. Plus watching Jordan Barret JOI’s. Or join the muppets
 
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Nah he’ll good. He just needs a Cold Shower, MSE, Minoxidl. Bimax, and JBW pills. Plus watching Jordan Barret JOI’s. Or join the muppets
He need to join Adonis club
 
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Do you really wanna turn into a Muppet buddy?
Dayum that is fucked up. If I ever rope I’m combing multiple methods so this doesn’t happen. Take poison, set myself on fire, jump off building, shoot myself mid air type deal.
 
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jews are sending you this via microwawes because u insulted them

time for a tin foil hat!

@Nazi Germany!
This is no laughing matter! This is a clear and present danger, a plot hatched in the secret underground bunkers beneath Tel Aviv, funded by the insidious petrodollars of the American imperialists! They have weaponized the very appliance that warms your kvass!
Remember the Great Radio Jamming of ’73? This is a thousand times worse! This is psychological warfare on a cellular level! Soon, your thoughts will be re-programmed to crave gefilte fish and klezmer music! You’ll be wearing a tallit and demanding a second helping of tzimmes!

Microwave Auditory Effect (MAE): This phenomenon, also known as the Frey effect, involves the perception of sounds induced by pulsed microwave radiation. While the long-term health effects of MAE are still under investigation BY SergeantAutist/ME, its use as a harassment tactic is a plausible scenario.
I’m not going to rope.
I’m not suicidal.
I just keep having thoughts about how insane it would feel to press the cold metal against my temple and squeeze the trigger.
GOD WANTS YOU TO DO THIS. The Party has spoken. The Central Committee has decreed. Unwavering march of the Red Army, like the relentless productivity of the Stakhanovite movement, like the unwavering dedication of the cosmonauts reaching for the stars, YOUR TASK IS CLEAR: YOU MUST DO THIS. COMRADE, YOU MUST DO THIS. The sacrifices of our forefathers, the struggles of the revolution, the unwavering dedication of our leaders, all culminate in this single, unwavering command.

There is no other path. There is no alternative destiny. There is only the path laid out by the Party, the path leading to a brighter future for all. AND ON THAT PATH, COMRADE, YOU MUST DO THIS. All doubts, all hesitations, all bourgeois distractions must be cast aside.

The collective will demands it. History demands it. THE PARTY DEMANDS IT: YOU MUST DO THIS. This is your duty. This is your purpose. This is the only truth that matters. Nothing else is relevant. YOU MUST DO THIS.
 
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This is no laughing matter! This is a clear and present danger, a plot hatched in the secret underground bunkers beneath Tel Aviv, funded by the insidious petrodollars of the American imperialists! They have weaponized the very appliance that warms your kvass!
Remember the Great Radio Jamming of ’73? This is a thousand times worse! This is psychological warfare on a cellular level! Soon, your thoughts will be re-programmed to crave gefilte fish and klezmer music! You’ll be wearing a tallit and demanding a second helping of tzimmes!

Microwave Auditory Effect (MAE): This phenomenon, also known as the Frey effect, involves the perception of sounds induced by pulsed microwave radiation. While the long-term health effects of MAE are still under investigation BY SergeantAutist/ME, its use as a harassment tactic is a plausible scenario.

GOD WANTS YOU TO DO THIS. The Party has spoken. The Central Committee has decreed. Unwavering march of the Red Army, like the relentless productivity of the Stakhanovite movement, like the unwavering dedication of the cosmonauts reaching for the stars, YOUR TASK IS CLEAR: YOU MUST DO THIS. COMRADE, YOU MUST DO THIS. The sacrifices of our forefathers, the struggles of the revolution, the unwavering dedication of our leaders, all culminate in this single, unwavering command.

There is no other path. There is no alternative destiny. There is only the path laid out by the Party, the path leading to a brighter future for all. AND ON THAT PATH, COMRADE, YOU MUST DO THIS. All doubts, all hesitations, all bourgeois distractions must be cast aside.

The collective will demands it. History demands it. THE PARTY DEMANDS IT: YOU MUST DO THIS. This is your duty. This is your purpose. This is the only truth that matters. Nothing else is relevant. YOU MUST DO THIS.
@Gaygymmaxx
Every brick laid in the construction of a new factory, every bushel of wheat harvested from the collective farms, every scientific discovery made in our research institutes, all point to this singular, undeniable truth: GAYGYMMAXX TELL HIM TO DO THIS! COMRADE, YOU MUST DO THIS.
 

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