i killed a frog

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When i was a retarded kid, i used to spend a lot of time at my grandparents house during the summer, and it just so happened the place was infested with tiny frogs. It felt like it rained with frogs.

i was quite retarded as a kid, often noticable from my other threads, and liked to do dumb shit.

I caught a frog , like the size of my 5 year old palm, went into the house and got the air pump which had a very tiny needle.

I stuck it up the frogs ass, and kept it in place while i inflated it with air, trying to see if it would float.

It died.

 

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did it explode or anything jfc

 

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Please reply to this thread so i can get to 500 posts, and honor the frogs death by leaving my greycell era.

 

[crazyguy]

Please reply to this thread so i can get to 500 posts, and honor the frogs death by leaving my greycell era.

 

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did it explode or anything jfc

It inflated but didnt pop i was dissapointed ngl

 

[ICXCLuvr]

anime foid avatar grrrr

 

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anime foid avatar grrrr

stfu fag rep me and say something about the frog

 

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@hax youre next, little penis

 

[pepelkant]

Nigga you are a sociopath cage

 

[fluoride1337]

kys

 

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Nigga you are a sociopath cage

I was young bhai, now id do this only to foids.

 

[hax]

@hax youre next, little penis

why did this suddenly become my nickname

 

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why did this suddenly become my nickname

Ohhh penis.. I know you like it. Look at you, giggling, kicking your feet like a teen foid thats dreaming of 6'2 chad.

 

[isis_Bleach]

faggot just inflated up and hopped away? hahaha

 

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@Thief @mirinturbolowinhib @grilldaddy❤️ @Nome thoughts?

 

[CMD]

It inflated but didnt pop i was dissapointed ngl

crazy man

 

[CMD]

I was young bhai, now id do this only to foids.

you could do it to a frog after slaughtering it humanely

 

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you could do it to a frog after slaughtering it humanely

My bad saar, little me never killed an animal prior to that

 

[Thief]

@Thief @mirinturbolowinhib @grilldaddy❤️ @Nome thoughts?

@pope

OP has an expansion kink, invite him to the groupchat where we send our burps and bellies

 

[grilldaddy❤️]

Very mirin

 

[mirinturbolowinhib]

When i was a retarded kid, i used to spend a lot of time at my grandparents house during the summer, and it just so happened the place was infested with tiny frogs. It felt like it rained with frogs.

i was quite retarded as a kid, often noticable from my other threads, and liked to do dumb shit.

I caught a frog , like the size of my 5 year old palm, went into the house and got the air pump which had a very tiny needle.

I stuck it up the frogs ass, and kept it in place while i inflated it with air, trying to see if it would float.

It died.

I thought I knew who you were for a second My friend told me a story about a time where when he was a kid when him and his friend were walking out of school they saw a frog and his friend instantly stomped on it without hesitation.

 

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@pope

OP has an expansion kink, invite him to the groupchat where we send our burps and bellies

Nga you could of noticed that aftsr my first 2 gassy and bloates threads

 

[mirinturbolowinhib]

thoughts?

Funny

 

[jeb98]

thats kind of sad

 

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I thought I knew who you were for a second My friend told me a story about a time where when he was a kid when him and his friend were walkinga out of school they saw a frog and his friend instantly stomped on it without hesitation.

Holy high T did it splatter

 

[Thief]

Nga you could of noticed that aftsr my first 2 gassy and bloates threads

 

[mirinturbolowinhib]

Holy high T did it splatter

Fuck yes it splattered
But He just kept on walking

 

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[ArmoredTurtle2001]

When i was a retarded kid, i used to spend a lot of time at my grandparents house during the summer, and it just so happened the place was infested with tiny frogs. It felt like it rained with frogs.

i was quite retarded as a kid, often noticable from my other threads, and liked to do dumb shit.

I caught a frog , like the size of my 5 year old palm, went into the house and got the air pump which had a very tiny needle.

I stuck it up the frogs ass, and kept it in place while i inflated it with air, trying to see if it would float.

It died.

That's a funny story, ngl.

 

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That's a funny story, ngl.

Thank you, saar.

 

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[Lefty Rankin]

When i was a retarded kid, i used to spend a lot of time at my grandparents house during the summer, and it just so happened the place was infested with tiny frogs. It felt like it rained with frogs.

i was quite retarded as a kid, often noticable from my other threads, and liked to do dumb shit.

I caught a frog , like the size of my 5 year old palm, went into the house and got the air pump which had a very tiny needle.

I stuck it up the frogs ass, and kept it in place while i inflated it with air, trying to see if it would float.

It died.

I got my parents in trouble at a party one time by killing a bunch of frogs in front of other guests at the host's pond. I was catching them and tossing them like 30ft in the air and letting them splat on the pavement. My mother was so pissed and embarrassed.

 

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I got my parents in trouble at a party one time by killing a bunch of frogs in front of other guests at the host's pond. I was catching them and tossing them like 30ft in the air and letting them splat on the pavement. My mother was so pissed and embarrassed.

High T holy shit

 

[slothful]

When i was a retarded kid, i used to spend a lot of time at my grandparents house during the summer, and it just so happened the place was infested with tiny frogs. It felt like it rained with frogs.

i was quite retarded as a kid, often noticable from my other threads, and liked to do dumb shit.

I caught a frog , like the size of my 5 year old palm, went into the house and got the air pump which had a very tiny needle.

I stuck it up the frogs ass, and kept it in place while i inflated it with air, trying to see if it would float.

It died.

I've never thought of inflating a frog but that seems pretty cool

I did hold one under water to test their breath holding though, it was taking too long so I left it for the night. I came back in the morning and it had died somewhere between 12-18 hours

 

[CMD]

High T holy shit

this

 

[CMD]

I got my parents in trouble at a party one time by killing a bunch of frogs in front of other guests at the host's pond. I was catching them and tossing them like 30ft in the air and letting them splat on the pavement. My mother was so pissed and embarrassed.

not cool man wth

 

[pumpchaser]

When i was a retarded kid, i used to spend a lot of time at my grandparents house during the summer, and it just so happened the place was infested with tiny frogs. It felt like it rained with frogs.

i was quite retarded as a kid, often noticable from my other threads, and liked to do dumb shit.

I caught a frog , like the size of my 5 year old palm, went into the house and got the air pump which had a very tiny needle.

I stuck it up the frogs ass, and kept it in place while i inflated it with air, trying to see if it would float.

It died.

holy natural i think we all killed animals as kids

 

[Lefty Rankin]

not cool man wth

You don't even know the half of it buddy boob. Not even tha half of it!!!

When I was a 23 year old MAN I went down there to my Granny Loo Loo's house and killed a cat. It was the neighbors'. Caught it hanging around near the driveway at around 3am and lured it into my lap with Cheerios of all things. Took it into my Granny Loo Loo's garage and shut the door. The cat curled up under Granny Loo Loo's truck. I watched YouTube and smoked cigarettes for about 30 minutes.

After I was done I took a crochet ball and hurled it at the cat. It went from completely relaxed to frantically trying to fling itself at Granny Loo Loo's closed garage door in an effort to escape. Somehow it managed to climb up into the engine area under the hood of her truck so daddy popped the hood. As I raised it up the cat tried jumping back onto the ground but daddy closed the hood on it's hind section trapping it. The mean old cat hissed at me so I punch it in the head as hard as I could about three times before it started to lose consciousness and blood started dripping from it's mouth. I released the pressure on it's hind section from the hood and let it drop to the garage floor.

I smoked another cigarette as it resumed consciousness and tried to find another hiding place. After that I chased it around the garage smashing it's tail and paws with a hamme as it tried to hide. Finally I made it sit in my lap again, a mangled terrified mess, and let me lovingly pet it. I think I even kissed it lol. For about five minutes I switched back and forth between lovingly petting it and punching it in the head.

At the end I tried strangling it. I tied a long sleeve of a shirt around it's neck and pulled as tight as I could. It appeared to be dead for about 3 minutes so I checked but there was still a heartbeat. So I let about 8 minutes go by. Still a heartbeat. I had never strangled anything before. Finally I said fuck it and gripped my hands around it's neck from behind as hard as I could. Immediately a surge of adrenaline went through the cat and it came alive. Using its hind legs in sheer desperation it clawed the fur right out of its own chin trying to get my fingers from around it's neck. Fortunately as hell for me though my grip was just too tight and my fingers were unscathed. After a couple minutes it was dead.

After all that it was light out so I took the cat out the back door into Granny Loo Loo's back yard and beheaded it with one of her kitchen knifes. I took a picture holding the head with my middle finger going through it's throat and coming out it's mouth, then threw the head and body in the woods after disemboweling it.

As soon as they got up I told my grandmother and her husband what I had done. I showed them the picture too. A few days before her husband was trying to act like a hard ass by complaining about the cat, saying he was gonna kick it next time he saw it in their yard. I just wanted to shock and intimidate him. My grandmother freaked out and spent the afternoon frantically cleaning the garage and all the hair out. I told them how I tortered it under the hood to so she was even up under there cleaning, lol. Didn't want there to be any evidence. Said I could have gotten more years for killing a human.

 

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