I kissed a girl at a family gathering once

[wishIwasSalludon]

I was in elementary school and we were alone in a room and we just started making out, not even joking she even asked for tongue and I said no

Then my sister walked in and I started crying because I thought she’d tell my parents

But she’s didn’t and I went home and never saw her again. I also think I might’ve been related to her

@Gengar @Imretarded? @CopiumX @cromagnon @Debetro

 

[wishIwasSalludon]

0

 

[NZb6Air]

fakecel

 

[PeakIncels]

bro was a slayer as a kid

 

[bourgeoizyzz]

alabama fakecel

 

[wishIwasSalludon]

bro was a slayer as a kid

i was a slayer up until I started balding in HS during freshman year I once had girls fighting over me in middle school. And then it all went to shit when I started balding. But I still somehow got a GF in junior year of hs

 

[wishIwasSalludon]

alabama fakecel

I don’t know if she was related to me, but it was a family gathering so I’m like 70% sure she was but they also invented friends and shit

 

[PeakIncels]

i was a slayer up until I started balding in HS during freshman year I once had girls fighting over me in middle school. And then it all went to shit when I started balding. But I still somehow got a GF in junior year of hs

at least you aren't a virgin, you actually had a girlfriend and shit, I'm happy for you bro didn't totally miss out on teenager love

 

[cromagnon]

i was a slayer up until I started balding in HS during freshman year I once had girls fighting over me in middle school. And then it all went to shit when I started balding. But I still somehow got a GF in junior year of hs

What the hell you fake cel

 

[wishIwasSalludon]

This post is definitely not helping the stereotypes abt ethnic people

@cromagnon

 

[wishIwasSalludon]

What the hell you fake cel

my hairline is receding at 17

 

[Acion]

I want to rape my cousins

 

[wishIwasSalludon]

I want to rape my cousins

Gross

 

[Outerz14]

Only in Ohio

 

[wishIwasSalludon]

Only in Ohio

I live in the southern part of the US

 

[Outerz14]

I live in the southern part of the US

Us so easy to pull bro

 

[wishIwasSalludon]

Us so easy to pull bro

It’s the most hypergamous country on earth

 

[cromagnon]

my hairline is receding at 17

Hair trans plant and you are slayer agajn

 

[Outerz14]

It’s the most hypergamous country on earth

Wtf does that mean this is org nigger stop using big boy words

 

[wishIwasSalludon]

Hair trans plant and you are slayer agajn

I will take dutasteride

 

[CopiumX]

I was in elementary school and we were alone in a room and we just started making out, not even joking she even asked for tongue and I said no

Then my sister walked in and I started crying because I thought she’d tell my parents

But she’s didn’t and I went home and never saw her again. I also think I might’ve been related to her

@Gengar @Imretarded? @CopiumX @cromagnon @Debetro

can you put me on bhai

 

[wishIwasSalludon]

can you put me on bhai

No

 

[Debetro]

Someone's daughter and futute wife

 

[deadstock]

Nice brag post fakecel

 

[Debetro]

"Goodbye honey, have a good time in school and learn a lot"

The foid:

 

[wishIwasSalludon]

Someone's daughter and futute wife

What did she do wrong

 

[wishIwasSalludon]

Nice brag post fakecel

Not a brag thread

 

[The Grinch]

"On a family gathering“ Brutal. I prefer not to ask further

 

[wishIwasSalludon]

"On a family gathering“ Brutal. I prefer not to ask further

Yea lol first kiss with what I’m 70% sure was my cousin

 

[The Grinch]

Yea lol first kiss with what I’m 70% sure was my cousin

Who cares, pornhub normalized it anyway

 

[Gengar]

I was in elementary school and we were alone in a room and we just started making out, not even joking she even asked for tongue and I said no

Then my sister walked in and I started crying because I thought she’d tell my parents

But she’s didn’t and I went home and never saw her again. I also think I might’ve been related to her

@Gengar @Imretarded? @CopiumX @cromagnon @Debetro

Mogs me.

 

[wishIwasSalludon]

Mogs me.

how does making out with what was probably my cousin mog you?

 

[Gengar]

how does making out with what was probably my cousin mog you?

I never made out with my mine.





















And for that, I’ll say — all praise to God.

 

[wishIwasSalludon]

I never made out with my mine.

Thats good

 

[cromagnon]

Yea lol first kiss with what I’m 70% sure was my cousin

But what could this mean

 

[Autismcel]

Tales