I know how to manipulate time

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my day is 6 am to noon and I'm not crazy, you're crazy for thinking it takes 24 hours just like some dude In a cave did 300 years ago. my second day starts at noon and goes till 6 pm, that's day 2. and then the next day is 6 pm to midnight. so what I've done now is changed and manipulated time, I now get 21 days a week. stack it up over a month, im gonna kick your butt. stack it up for a year, you're a toast.
stack it up for 5 years and now my life is totally different then it would've been otherwise
 
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my day is 6 am to noon and I'm not crazy, you're crazy for thinking it takes 24 hours just like some dude In a cave did 300 years ago. my second day starts at noon and goes till 6 pm, that's day 2. and then the next day is 6 pm to midnight. so what I've done now is changed and manipulated time, I now get 21 days a week. stack it up over a month, im gonna kick your butt. stack it up for a year, you're a toast.
stack it up for 5 years and now my life is totally different then it would've been otherwise
Thinking Brain GIF by MOODMAN
 
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my day is 6 am to noon and I'm not crazy, you're crazy for thinking it takes 24 hours just like some dude In a cave did 300 years ago. my second day starts at noon and goes till 6 pm, that's day 2. and then the next day is 6 pm to midnight. so what I've done now is changed and manipulated time, I now get 21 days a week. stack it up over a month, im gonna kick your butt. stack it up for a year, you're a toast.
stack it up for 5 years and now my life is totally different then it would've been otherwise
The only thing you've done is age yourself faster because for every day I live you live for 3 days 💀
 
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my day is 6 am to noon and I'm not crazy, you're crazy for thinking it takes 24 hours just like some dude In a cave did 300 years ago. my second day starts at noon and goes till 6 pm, that's day 2. and then the next day is 6 pm to midnight. so what I've done now is changed and manipulated time, I now get 21 days a week. stack it up over a month, im gonna kick your butt. stack it up for a year, you're a toast.
stack it up for 5 years and now my life is totally different then it would've been otherwise
I don't think how thats how it works.
The same amount off time as still pasted
Even if you say its different
 
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my day is 6 am to noon and I'm not crazy, you're crazy for thinking it takes 24 hours just like some dude In a cave did 300 years ago. my second day starts at noon and goes till 6 pm, that's day 2. and then the next day is 6 pm to midnight. so what I've done now is changed and manipulated time, I now get 21 days a week. stack it up over a month, im gonna kick your butt. stack it up for a year, you're a toast.
stack it up for 5 years and now my life is totally different then it would've been otherwise
Wafell
 
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I don't think how thats how it works.
The same amount off time as still pasted
Even if you say its different
When you pursue PhD level physics, the concept of time will keep getting more confusing and nebulous
 
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The only thing you've done is age yourself faster because for every day I live you live for 3 days 💀
yeah so I can use this method and get to the future where humans have it figured out how to never die :unsure::unsure::unsure:
 
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yeah so I can use this method and get to the future where humans have it figured out how to never die :unsure::unsure::unsure:
Do leave a note here so I can decide whether to save up for that or not
 
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Bro just speedran time like it owed him money. 💀

You basically hacked the calendar like it was on easy mode. Three “days” per actual day? That’s 21 “days” a week. Meanwhile, the rest of us are out here burning 24 hours just to get one.

You’re out here making time your personal intern, while the rest of us are aging like milk in the sun. And the wild part? It’s not even wrong. It’s just unhinged and efficient.

Keep stacking your micro-days like time is crypto and you’re holding before the moon. Just don’t forget to sleep… or blink.
 
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Bro just speedran time like it owed him money. 💀

You basically hacked the calendar like it was on easy mode. Three “days” per actual day? That’s 21 “days” a week. Meanwhile, the rest of us are out here burning 24 hours just to get one.

You’re out here making time your personal intern, while the rest of us are aging like milk in the sun. And the wild part? It’s not even wrong. It’s just unhinged and efficient.

Keep stacking your micro-days like time is crypto and you’re holding before the moon. Just don’t forget to sleep… or blink.
def not made by rat gpt
 
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my day is 6 am to noon and I'm not crazy, you're crazy for thinking it takes 24 hours just like some dude In a cave did 300 years ago. my second day starts at noon and goes till 6 pm, that's day 2. and then the next day is 6 pm to midnight. so what I've done now is changed and manipulated time, I now get 21 days a week. stack it up over a month, im gonna kick your butt. stack it up for a year, you're a toast.
stack it up for 5 years and now my life is totally different then it would've been otherwise
Dude in a cave 300 years ago wow
 
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In nature humans often sleep multiple times a day
 
Oh cool, you watched that Grant Cordone vid too?
 
Life feels like it's on 5x speed for me
 
Life feels like it's on 5x speed for me
Cuz you're doing stuff that warps time, like doomscrolling or being on org. it feels like 5 mins but hours fly by. :unsure::unsure:
 
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