I know what women want

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“I know what women want” when I say this to people they assume I’m meaning to say that I am what women want, but that’s not true

It means that I studied the female brain for years. Frankenstein shit innit. Mad scientist shit

And I know exactly the type of man a woman wants:

- tall
- skinny (women don’t like muscular men that’s male gaze bull shit delirium schizo fantasy)
- white
- bleached hair
- a goofy side to him (like Pete davidson)
- tattoos
- big dick energy

Basically the meme is true; women say shit like “omg girl don’t sleep on them skinny dudes, they be having the biggest dicks”

Women want a tall skinny wild white boy with a big cock

@Thompsonz @8PSLcel @RabidRosaries @Acee
 
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nigga said big dick energy like he is 5ft6 fat sheebon liberal bitch
 
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i should get tattoo but im brown and i should shave my beard or wat?
 
are you going to make only serious threads no more funny shit
 
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are you going to make only serious threads no more funny shit
No more funny shit. No more demented talk, no more puppet or ironic “teehee badg!” posts. I’m a serious boring user now. Soon I will have 100,000 rep and I’ll be very boring and only hang out with WontStopNorwooding, Arvid, and other cool members. Like a nerdy student who finally goes through puberty and starts to hang out with chads and abandons you. High school shit innit
 
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shit and cope thread
 
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No more funny shit. No more demented talk, no more puppet or ironic “teehee badg!” posts. I’m a serious boring user now. Soon I will have 100,000 rep and I’ll be very boring and only hang out with WontStopNorwooding, Arvid, and other cool members. Like a nerdy student who finally goes through puberty and starts to hang out with chads and abandons you. High school shit innit
brutal. like guy who ascended and leaves all his nerd friends of 6 years for chad social group
 
brutal. like guy who ascended and leaves all his nerd friends of 6 years for chad social group
One time I did that to some ugly fuck…

It was in 8th grade. I was new to the school and I knew no one so I was playing basketball with some nerdy ugly deformed fuck. He was so happy.

Then a group of girls came to me and started talking and flirting and told me to go with them so I abandoned the ugly creature and never looked back. His origin story shit innig
 
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Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills
 
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One time I did that to some ugly fuck…

It was in 8th grade. I was new to the school and I knew no one so I was playing basketball with some nerdy ugly deformed fuck. He was so happy.

Then a group of girls came to me and started talking and flirting and told me to go with them so I abandoned the ugly creature and never looked back. His origin story shit innig

the incredibles fan GIF
 
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Women lust for med bvlls like me.

@the BULL
 
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Nah all the girls I asked prefer muscular over skinny. JFL when I was gymcelling and met my elementary school teacher she couldn't resist feeling my biceps even though her friend was next to us
 

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