I LARP as a convicted child molester Because i have the face of one

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I first got the idea after I got home from shopping at a Wal-Mart a few years ago. This was before I started wearing an eye patch whenever I went outside. I noticed that due to my enophthalmos and asymmetrical brow ridge, strangers would give me these horrible looks like I was the creepiest, inbred child molester they have ever seen. When I was looking up pictures of men with enophthalmos on google, I noticed that enophthalmos literally makes you look like a creepy toddler rapist. Then I looked up child molester mugshots and it appears that enophthalmos is a common trait among child molesters, in fact I would say that enophthalmos is such a child molester feature that any man who is afflicted with enophthalmos is literally a child molester whether they have molested children or not. If you have enophthalmos, society has assigned the role of child molester to you, you don't have a choice... that's how people will see you until you get surgery or rope.


So I decided to to see how people would react to enophthalmos with words because it's not like I talked to all the people irl who gave me looks of disgust and disdain. The best way to see how people react to men with enophthalmos is to see how people react to convicted child molesters. So I started larping as one so I could get an idea of what is going on inside of people's heads when they see my face irl.


My first experiment started on Battlefield 4. I was friends with a based boomer who always had fun with the type of trolling I did and I asked him if I could troll his boomer Battlefield 4 friends by pretending to be a convicted child molester and he thought it was hilarious and couldn't wait to watch the fun go down. I'm low inhib and have a decent voice, so the only people who hate me instantly in voice chat are tyronelite zoomers and Mexicans who think they are black. I get along well with poor people and drug addicts. My boomer friend invited a white, conservative, father of three who was also a major PizzaGate believer, long after PizzaGate had been debunked. I couldn't just say I was a convicted child molester out of nowhere because that would seem like trolling. My friend helped me out with the larp by pretending to live in the same apartment I just moved in. I hooked this first guy in when he heard me say "yeah, I had to knock on everyone's door and introduce myself and my landlord has already talked to my parole officer"... The guy was like "what the fuck? Are you a pedo or something?"... That's when the fun would start. I told him an elaborate story about how I went to prison for ten years committing sexual acts and making child porn with a neighbor's six year old son in 2007. I picked 2007 because that was the year chad gave me enophthalmos with his Germanic fists of feminism and the year I consider the end of my life and the beginning of my current existence as a rotting corpse and truecel with a convicted child molester face. I didn't even research how long prison sentences are for that kind of thing, I just winged it. Didn't matter, he took the bait. It was hilarious, he was screaming in the mic and telling me I'm the worst scum on the earth and Jesus was going to send me to hell. He kept saying he would beat me nearly to death, then tortured me for weeks in a basement before killing me. He talked about getting "his friends in the government" to track down where I live so he could kick down my door and kill me at my place (I actually wish someone would have done that because not only would I get to die, some virtue signaling white knight would do 25 to life for murdering a man over an internet trolling larp). The boomers and normtards would act so tough online it would be hard to keep up the act and not accidentally reveal myself as a troll larp by laughing. This guy went on to spread the news to all his friends and everyone he knew. I had several new messages in my inbox every day from people calling me things like "kiddy diddling piece of shit" or "fucking faggot nonce", I would get several death threats a week. I mentioned that I was 47 in my larp so people kept finding 47 yr old child molester mugshots and doxxes and spreading them around saying it was me. I'm sure several actual child molesters where harassed by these people because they thought they were me. It felt good to know how much people hate me, how much people wanted to torture me and kill me. I finally had a good idea of what people irl think of me when they see my asymmetrical eye area. I was addicted to this larp and the hatred being directed at me, all the people who wanted to hurt me or kill me gave my brain a boner. I kept doing this larp in party chats on PS4 for like a year and had at least thirty more fathers and cucks who thought they were heroes for yelling at me and threatening me over the internet.


I expanded this larp into reddit and ex-criminal forums online. I would always get LOADS of comments from people threatening me, telling me I'm a piece of shit and so forth. Often, the moderators would remove my threads because they would be more active than everyone else's threads because everyone would just be calling me an evil pedo and threatening to have me doxxed. I still continue this larp to this day. There are a dozen people who claimed to be offering a $100 reward for my identity and location. Unfortunately, somehow a few people found out I was larping when. A guy literally went tryhard on me and grabbed my IP to find my city and state. Then he looked for 47yr old convicted child molesters who served 10 years for a crime committed in 2007. He couldn't find anyone in my area who perfectly matched the description of my larp I gave him. Eventually, a friend of my friend who was in on the larp told him I was larping and why I was doing it. Then the guy with the IP grabber went around telling a bunch of the people who were spamming me death threats and shit that I was a larper. He was being a soyboy cuck about it and tried to call me mentally ill, I told him I was facially ill and I told him that I'm a convicted child molester no matter what because that's what me face look like. I was pretty upset that he did this because the hatred people had for me and all of the threats were my main cope at the time.


I wish there was a way I could get officially registered as a convicted child molester without actually molesting a toddler. I saw this documentary about a trailer park with for child molesters that were rejected from every other place they tried to live. That would be a great place for me because I wouldn't be getting facemogged or lifemogged that hard by people. there. All my neighbors would be worthless ugly scum just like me and we'd all be hated equally. I hate living around symmetrical faced people who aren't worthless and waiting to die like I am. There needs to be segregation. If facial surgery isn't covered by healthcare, the government should at least offer a program where they falsify records in your behalf so that any ugly faced man can be a convicted child molester without molesting a kid or doing prison time. Just give me the member's card, send me to the pedo trailer park, and give me pedobux. When you have enophthalmos and asymmetrical brow ridge, you have no future, no career, no friends, no relationships... you will die alone hated by the world and seen as subhuman trash... just like old child molester. That's why I identify as Trans-Convicted Child Molester, my lack of child molestation and prison time should not prevent me from having the same status and treatment as a biological convicted child molester, my face is all that should matter.
 
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