I licked a girl's smelly asshole today (REAL story, not reddit copypasta)

[Idontknowlol]

So I have this girl we fuck around when horny, and while i was at the gym she called me and told me if i wanted to go by her place...Of course I went there, and I met her at the front door, she was just returning back from work, so once we got inside her appartment, without even saying anything I had her lean on the appartment's door, kneeled, pulled down her pants and thong and started eating her pussy and ass....her asshole smelled so much (she was working for 10 hours straight) but the more bad her ass smelled, the hornier I got...I tried to put my tongue as far inside her asshole as possible and I had a secret wish that there would be shit inside and I got to lick her shit too, but I don't think there was anything

Then I got up and fuck her while standing for a few minutes before cuming...then we got some pizza

 

[LTNUser]

 

[Idontknowlol]

tagging fellow hornyposter gooners

@sirvilhelm @cromagnon @taxidrivermaxxer @WeiWei @moreplatesmoreweigh @War_In_Chiraq @FartMaxxer @chudlite

 

[sirvilhelm]

So I have this girl we fuck around when horny, and while i was at the gym she called me and told me if i wanted to go by her place...Of course I went there, and I met her at the front door, she was just returning back from work, so once we got inside her appartment, without even saying anything I had her lean on the appartment's door, kneeled, pulled down her pants and thong and started eating her pussy and ass....her asshole smelled so much (she was working for 10 hours straight) but the more bad her ass smelled, the hornier I got...I tried to put my tongue as far inside her asshole as possible and I had a secret wish that there would be shit inside and I got to lick her shit too, but I don't think there was anything

Then I got up and fuck her while standing for a few minutes before cuming...then we got some pizza

The more smelly the better

 

[FartMaxxer]

tagging fellow hornyposter gooners

@sirvilhelm @cromagnon @taxidrivermaxxer @WeiWei @moreplatesmoreweigh @War_In_Chiraq @FartMaxxer @chudlite

Why the fuck am I a well known gooner all of a sudden

 

[Swarthy Knight]

Based. What race was she tho? And rating

 

[slay6r]

man this my first fucking day on here and this is what i see?

 

[Niko.]

I have the impression that stinky assholes taste a little bitter but the smell of their pheromones makes them absolutely addictive and awakens something in you that turns you into a bull.

 

[Niko.]

man this my first fucking day on here and this is what i see?

start getting used to it

 

[sirvilhelm]

Why the fuck am I a well known gooner all of a sudden

The force above us deceided, just accept it atp

 

[h111]

I would immediately be turned off if she smells bad

 

[h111]

Why the fuck am I a well known gooner all of a sudden

He assumed you had fart fetish bc of usernam

 

[itzyaboyJJ]

What is wrong with you?

 

[FartMaxxer]

He assumed you had fart fetish bc of usernam

It’s not just that I gotten tagged like 3 times today in these gooner story times

 

[Idontknowlol]

Based. What race was she tho? And rating

White (Greek) like me

 

[h111]

What is wrong with you?

Brain damage from porn

 

[JohnDoe]

Eating ass is for porn-addicted degenerates, retard.

 

[JohnDoe]

White (Greek) like me

So she only uses toilet paper aka she has shit particles all over her asshole and you swallowed that with your tongue. Enjoy the throat cancer one day.

 

[Idontknowlol]

aka she has shit particles all over her asshole and you swallowed that with your tongue.

damn, now I got hard

 

[h111]

Eating ass is for porn-addicted degenerates, retard.

So she only uses toilet paper aka she has shit particles all over her asshole and you swallowed that with your tongue. Enjoy the throat cancer one day.

I swear this is just basic logic but people here are too retarded and porn addicted to understand

 

[marshadow]

So I have this girl we fuck around when horny, and while i was at the gym she called me and told me if i wanted to go by her place...Of course I went there, and I met her at the front door, she was just returning back from work, so once we got inside her appartment, without even saying anything I had her lean on the appartment's door, kneeled, pulled down her pants and thong and started eating her pussy and ass....her asshole smelled so much (she was working for 10 hours straight) but the more bad her ass smelled, the hornier I got...I tried to put my tongue as far inside her asshole as possible and I had a secret wish that there would be shit inside and I got to lick her shit too, but I don't think there was anything

Then I got up and fuck her while standing for a few minutes before cuming...then we got some pizza

Ban this guy

 

[h111]

Ban this guy

One time you called me a retard but i agree with you here so ill forgive you

 

[just coping]

I just wanna love

 

[bttb]

damn, now I got hard

Bro jokes aside is that shit actually attractive to u?

 

[Vermilioncore]

I remember in July I waited the whole day when she was at the car lot until she got home then pulled down her summer dress and stuffed my face into her pussy and asshole
I wish I could relive that moment but I do jerk off to it and sometimes sniff my own asshole remembering

 

[Idontknowlol]

Bro jokes aside is that shit actually attractive to u?

Yes

 

[marshadow]

One time you called me a retard but i agree with you here so ill forgive you

The enemy of my enemy is a friend.

 

[TitusA]

So I have this girl we fuck around when horny, and while i was at the gym she called me and told me if i wanted to go by her place...Of course I went there, and I met her at the front door, she was just returning back from work, so once we got inside her appartment, without even saying anything I had her lean on the appartment's door, kneeled, pulled down her pants and thong and started eating her pussy and ass....her asshole smelled so much (she was working for 10 hours straight) but the more bad her ass smelled, the hornier I got...I tried to put my tongue as far inside her asshole as possible and I had a secret wish that there would be shit inside and I got to lick her shit too, but I don't think there was anything

Then I got up and fuck her while standing for a few minutes before cuming...then we got some pizza

id lick it too the muskier down there the better (is shes hot) watch out for getting food poisoning/ecoli from tht shit though.

 

[h111]

Bro jokes aside is that shit actually attractive to u?

Thats exactly what i was thinking, i genuinely cant tell if its a joke or not. I thought it was obvious that the cleaner it is the better?

 

[Idontknowlol]

Thats exactly what i was thinking, i genuinely cant tell if it’s a joke or not. I thought it was obvious that the cleaner it is the better?

The higher testosterone you have, the dirtier ass you like

 

[JohnDoe]

The higher testosterone you have, the dirtier ass you like

No retard, white owmen don't even wash their ass properly, imagine wiping shit on your arm then using toilet paper to clean it and thne licking that same place on your arm. You are a brainwashed goyim, the jew rubs his hands as the goyim is brainwashed by porn to give himself parasites.

 

[War_In_Chiraq]

No retard, white owmen don't even wash their ass properly, imagine wiping shit on your arm then using toilet paper to clean it and thne licking that same place on your arm. You are a brainwashed goyim, the jew rubs his hands as the goyim is brainwashed by porn to give himself parasites.

and she probably fucked a dog before coming over

 

[Swarthy Knight]

Enjoy the throat cancer one day.

You don't get that from eating ass nigga

 

[JohnDoe]

You don't get that from eating ass nigga

You get that from eating pussy which he did, you get parasites and other diseases from eating ass, especially the ass of someone who only uses TP to clean themselves. Stop being obtuse.

 

[Swarthy Knight]

You get that from eating pussy which he did, you get parasites and other diseases from eating ass, especially the ass of someone who only uses TP to clean themselves. Stop being obtuse.

That's not the same as cancer boyo. I've done this with 20-30 escorts and have never caught anything serious. Just gonorrhea once (that was after eating a fat noodle whore's dirty ass with TP left over, I was catfished tbf) and it went away easily with antibiotics. Stop fear mongering

 

[Idontknowlol]

You get that from eating pussy which he did, you get parasites and other diseases from eating ass, especially the ass of someone who only uses TP to clean themselves. Stop being obtuse.

I’d rather die an honourable death doing what I love (eating pussy and ass) than die as a coward

 

[Charles the Fat]

My girl was more than happy to let me eat her ass even though it smelled funky lol, she loves it when I tongue her

 

[itzyaboyJJ]

I like ass and ass hole but not with shit around it

 

[aestheticsrespecter]

low class trash lol this is why poor people stay poor

 

[afroheadluke]

cappin ahh boi go ahead and grab a beanie

 

[JohnDoe]

I’d rather die an honourable death doing what I love (eating pussy and ass) than die as a coward

There is nothing honorable about being a degenerate brainwashed porn addict who gave himself parasites because he does not understand the Anus is not a sexual organ. Low IQ and a cowards death who dies of parasites and disease.

 

[kana]

So I have this girl we fuck around when horny, and while i was at the gym she called me and told me if i wanted to go by her place...Of course I went there, and I met her at the front door, she was just returning back from work, so once we got inside her appartment, without even saying anything I had her lean on the appartment's door, kneeled, pulled down her pants and thong and started eating her pussy and ass....her asshole smelled so much (she was working for 10 hours straight) but the more bad her ass smelled, the hornier I got...I tried to put my tongue as far inside her asshole as possible and I had a secret wish that there would be shit inside and I got to lick her shit too, but I don't think there was anything

Then I got up and fuck her while standing for a few minutes before cuming...then we got some pizza

dude i am not fucking read this