I Like Milfs, Do I Have Mommy Issues?

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I definitely have a really bad rl with my mom and i border line hate her.

At the same time i wanna get raped by a big fat lactating mommy milkers Milf and get breastfed by her while i fuck her and cum inside of her impregnating her.

But how does having mommy issues brings me to this crazy state of mind?
 
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You need xev bellringer
 
Yeah you definitely do 😂
 
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Jewgle it
OMFG. I USED TO JERK OFF TO HER A COIOLE OF YEARS AGO AHAHAHAHAHAH

i tried to find her but never did. thank you for giving me something to look forward to tonight
 
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no

"mommy issues" is a cringe pseudo-scientific/psychological term only 85iq people use unironically
 
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then what do i have???

a healthy male brain.

there is something sexy about older women (as long as they look good, ofc).

also, from what i've noticed irl, most gl guys love them too. it's only incels insisting on 18 yo virgins because they need to compensate for having missed out on normal phases of growing up sex-life-wise
 
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Look at most billionaires. They have all the options in the world but still chose mature milfs.
 
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a healthy male brain.

there is something sexy about older women (as long as they look good, ofc).

also, from what i've noticed irl, most gl guys love them too, it's only incels insisting on 18 yo virgins because they need to compensate for having missed out on normal phases of growing up sex-life-wise
i fantasize a lot about it…it would be a dream to fuck a milf escort but i don’t wanna lose my virginity like that
 
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i fantasize a lot about it…it would be a dream to fuck a milf escort but i don’t wanna lose my virginity like that

why escort? it's not that hard to find a horny 40 yo woman if you are at least decent looking. the last one i fucked just kept obviously sensually staring at me in public transport, so i approached her, and she invited me to her place after like 5 sentences exchanged. slim, 5ft5, 6/10 facially

i usually ignore such situations, but i was bored and horny then, plus i liked her face
 
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why escort? it's not that hard to find a horny 40 yo woman if you are at least decent looking. the last one i fucked just kept obviously sensually staring at me in public transport, so i approached her, and she invited me to her place after like 5 sentences exchanged. slim, 5ft5, 6/10 facially

i usually ignore such situations, but i was bored and horny then, plus i liked her face
No fucking way. I need you to tell me what you told her.

I always get insane IOIs from milfs but i’m really scared of approaching because i’m high inhib.

Last time i tried i complimented her and she told me i could be her son (5’5 milf PERFECT BODY and 7/10 facially. she was 60 and looked 30.)

What did you feel her and how was the sex???
 
why escort? it's not that hard to find a horny 40 yo woman if you are at least decent looking. the last one i fucked just kept obviously sensually staring at me in public transport, so i approached her, and she invited me to her place after like 5 sentences exchanged. slim, 5ft5, 6/10 facially

i usually ignore such situations, but i was bored and horny then, plus i liked her face
and what do you mean by sexually staring?
 
No fucking way. I need you to tell me what you told her.

I always get insane IOIs from milfs but i’m really scared of approaching because i’m high inhib.

Last time i tried i complimented her and she told me i could be her son (5’5 milf PERFECT BODY and 7/10 facially. she was 60 and looked 30.)

What did you feel her and how was the sex???

just basic conversation, but loaded with strong sexual chemistry. using tryhard lines is an incel trait

the sex was great and animalistic, pretty sure she was a nymphomaniac. but it was a nice way of starting my day (i had an exam 2 hours later)

and what do you mean by sexually staring?

it's not hard to differentiate between random staring and deliberate eye-contact establishing that signals "do something, you have a green light with me"
 
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just basic conversation, but loaded with strong sexual chemistry. using tryhard lines is an incel trait

the sex was great and animalistic, pretty sure she was a nymphomaniac. but it was a nice way of starting my day (i had an exam 2 hours later)
yeah but how did you start the convo? Please i really need help. I need the autistic explanation of it.
 
yeah but how did you start the convo? Please i really need help. I need the autistic explanation of it.

dont even remember, it was something really banal. "at which station are we coming out" or something like that
 
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I definitely have a really bad rl with my mom and i border line hate her.

At the same time i wanna get raped by a big fat lactating mommy milkers Milf and get breastfed by her while i fuck her and cum inside of her impregnating her.

But how does having mommy issues brings me to this crazy state of mind?
SAME SAME NIGGA SAME ADDICTED TO MILF
 
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a healthy male brain.

there is something sexy about older women (as long as they look good, ofc).

also, from what i've noticed irl, most gl guys love them too. it's only incels insisting on 18 yo virgins because they need to compensate for having missed out on normal phases of growing up sex-life-wise
Legit on the last part

Some slayers I’ve spoken to said that they’ve had better experiences with milfs and older women, they’re more experienced and not as stuck up as their younger counterparts

I wouldn’t LTR one tho simply cuz I’m younger but I wouldn’t mind taking one as a FWB or in my rotation
 
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nigga you just lacked and probably still lack physical contact. get that sorted out
Used to have a thing for milfs when i was younger and it went away when started frequenting girls my age
 
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dont even remember, it was something really banal. "at which station are we coming out" or something like that
So you told her “at which station you two were coming out”? talked for a bit and she straight up told you Come to my place???

I know milfs are direct but this seems too good to be true
 
I liked milfs my whole life. Especially as a teenager. Nowdays when Im old myself I rather prefer young foids.
 
I liked milfs my whole life. Especially as a teenager. Nowdays when Im old myself I rather prefer young foids.
how old are you?
 
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Most rolling stones like MILF's, it's just part of our lifestyle.
 
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why escort? it's not that hard to find a horny 40 yo woman if you are at least decent looking. the last one i fucked just kept obviously sensually staring at me in public transport, so i approached her, and she invited me to her place after like 5 sentences exchanged. slim, 5ft5, 6/10 facially

i usually ignore such situations, but i was bored and horny then, plus i liked her face
Do u often approach foids in public places if they give you iois? Whats your approach/slay conversion rate when doing this?
 

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