I litterally throw up when I make eye contact with women 💀

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I was in the train innit and I made eye contact with a girl and right after threw up all over my bag :forcedsmile:

I literally took a pic
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Jfl shit was crazy the girl literally changed places probably thought I was so disgusted I had to throw up

It was unrelated tho I was hung over asf going to school lol
 
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I’m never getting hung over in a day I have to wake up early and go out :lul:
 
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Mental illness
 
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Least mentally ill person on .org
 
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thats the weirdest way ever someone came out as a faggot
 
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holy fucking nd

if not satirical this is sad as shit
 
Nigga if I were you I would kill myself after this
 
thats the weirdest way ever someone came out as a faggot
She was sitting in one of those chairs that has two sides with 4 chairs total Yk if u live in Germany at least

She literally changed places to the front where she couldn’t see me after I threw up cause it litteraly happened right while we were making eye contact :forcedsmile::lul::lul:

Funniest shit ever either she thinks I’m a werdo or her selfasteem is gonna be reduced

Jfl imagine if u look at a girl and she throws up right after that would be the brutalist rejection
 
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holy fucking nd

if not satirical this is sad as shit
Nigga if I were you I would kill myself after this
Tbh I’m a very low inhib nigga so I don’t really care tbh I find it more funny to wonder what that girl thought

It would be worse the other way around limao

Imagine u look at a girl then she notices ur looking at her locks eyes for 2 seconds and throws up on her bag :lul:

I would rope if that happened :forcedsmile: tho it’s not that bad for girls since she will get more attention and forget this
 
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Tbh I’m a very low inhib nigga so I don’t really care tbh I find it more funny to wonder what that girl thought

It would be worse the other way around limao

Imagine u look at a girl then she notices ur looking at her locks eyes for 2 seconds and throws up on her bag :lul:

I would rope if that happened :forcedsmile: tho it’s not that bad for girls since she will get more attention and forget this
it doesn't matter for her because she'd see you vomiting either way but

you're lucky you only vomited because you were intoxicated. otherwise i wouldn't know what to say
 
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it doesn't matter for her because she'd see you vomiting either way but

you're lucky you only vomited because you were intoxicated. otherwise i wouldn't know what to say
I mean I think from her perspective if a girl vomited after I made eye contact with her I’d be streaming my suicide on discord looksmax server :feelswah:
 
What was her reaction? Answer in detail.
 
*sighs* “tales from the basement” he reads in disappointment
 
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Be glad you won't likely see her ever again
 
What was her reaction? Answer in detail.
I was too fucked up to even care if she liked me tbh I was just sitting in a chair and she was to my side but in one of these
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She was on the side facing to me then I look to the sides just to see where we are through the windows and I notice this wide eyed (girl who I didn’t even care enough to really remember what she looked like) was looking at me

All I remember is she had black hair and glasses

Then I look at her for 2 seconds turn my head to the floor and puke :forcedsmile:

Jfl all I remember is when I looked at her direction again she changed to the other front chair layer the one that wasn’t facing me and I found that funny
 
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I was in the train innit and I made eye contact with a girl and right after threw up all over my bag :forcedsmile:

I literally took a pic
View attachment 3344511

Jfl shit was crazy the girl literally changed places probably thought I was so disgusted I had to throw up

It was unrelated tho I was hung over asf going to school lol
Its ok to be gay bro
 
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Be glad you won't likely see her ever again
Idrc tbh if it was me a couple of years ago I would be sad but nowadays I have so many missed opportunities due to my autism I’ve come to the point where I just learn to laugh at how unlucky I am whenever a girl shows interest in me
 
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Its ok to be gay bro
Nigga she wasn’t femcel tho

I will admit I was too focused on not dying to notice how she looked but from what I remember she was at least mtb

Not even a faggot pukes at the sight of women
 
Nigga she wasn’t femcel tho

I will admit I was too focused on not dying to notice how she looked but from what I remember she was at least mtb

Not even a faggot pukes at the sight of women
Dude, I genuinely dont mean this in a rude way, you arent mentally well or ok. You should do something about that or else this wont be good in the long term
 
Idrc tbh if it was me a couple of years ago I would be sad but nowadays I have so many missed opportunities due to my autism I’ve come to the point where I just learn to laugh at how unlucky I am whenever a girl shows interest in me
That's good no point in being sad she'll forget about this. I used to have some SA back in time in public but this thought helped me that I won't likely see most people again so I stopped caring less
 
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Dude, I genuinely dont mean this in a rude way, you arent mentally well or ok. You should do something about that or else this wont be good in the long term
Nigga I have autism I’m literally gynophobic

After i looksmaxed I did get attention but that only serves to boost my ego since I can’t even talk to them

Jfl I had times where I was leaving class a girl would wait and look at me as I was packing up walk towards me Presumably to talk as we walk to the station and I’ll just avoid eye contact and run off

The way I react to women showing any interest is how someone would react if a serial killer was following them
 
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I was in the train innit and I made eye contact with a girl and right after threw up all over my bag :forcedsmile:

I literally took a pic
View attachment 3344511

Jfl shit was crazy the girl literally changed places probably thought I was so disgusted I had to throw up

It was unrelated tho I was hung over asf going to school lol
Bro is this just cuz you drank last night surely this isn't your normal behavior right?
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if a girl looked at me I’d end up spraying on her not vomiting on the floor bro
 
this is how i feel
i can tell shes staring at how ugly i am
i can feel the subhumanity in my bones
the recession
the lack of support in my eyes
my narrow lower third
 
this is how i feel
i can tell shes staring at how ugly i am
i can feel the subhumanity in my bones
the recession
the lack of support in my eyes
my narrow lower third
Tbh my lower third is wide so when a girl stares at me I flex my jaw type beat
 
I was in the train innit and I made eye contact with a girl and right after threw up all over my bag :forcedsmile:

I literally took a pic
View attachment 3344511

Jfl shit was crazy the girl literally changed places probably thought I was so disgusted I had to throw up

It was unrelated tho I was hung over asf going to school lol
Nigga how fucked is ur brain to throw up by looking at a fucking girl? Get off org atp and stop incelmaxxing 😭
 
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