I look subhuman in DSLR camera

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:( Its over. I Look fat fuck with horrible ipd.

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iF ZOOMED DOWN.. The Ipd looks better.

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You are already subhuman
 
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You look kinda cute jfl
 
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LOL
 
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Lmao
 
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Its over is it?
Just as much as before, however i hope you can feel at peace with a camera that can edit your ratios and skin color on the go instead of looking into a mirror lmao
 
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Just as much as before, however i hope you can feel at peace with a camera that can edit your ratios and skin color on the go instead of looking into a mirror lmao
bRUTTAH those are my ratio and skin color. WHy dont you still believe me.?
 
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why are you shaving your underlip wtf is this abomination
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bRUTTAH those are my ratio and skin color. WHy dont you still believe me.?
You still look weird but im not stupid.
Dslr cameras allow you to do this
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Which is lense distortion to look better lmao
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Makes my chin look bigger but I AGREE it does looks bit jarring.
it makes your brain look smaller jfl stop doing that shit
I can guarantee you every single person you pass on the street is shitting themselves from laughter when they look at you
 
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You still look weird but im not stupid.
Dslr cameras allow you to do this View attachment 2190980
Which is lense distortion to look better lmao
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Bro DSLR Is more accurate representation... I still look subhuman with better facial ratios.
 
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it makes your brain look smaller jfl stop doing that shit
I can guarantee you every single person you pass on the street is shitting themselves from laughter when they look at you
Good advice. I need hard truth so I can learn better.
 
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Bro DSLR Is more accurate representation... I still look subhuman with better facial ratios.
No it's not. Its only accurate with specific settings and a certain lense. You CAN make it accurate but you can also basically morph yourself and cope
 
No it's not. Its only accurate with specific settings and a certain lense. You CAN make it accurate but you can also basically morph yourself and cope
Bro you need take some Photography lesson. There is no such thing as specific settings or certain lenses for portraits image distortion. .. You will get same result in any shit you use. Its all about perspective. If you take Iphone picture with longer distance you will get same result but because Iphone does not have enough megapixel.. It looks blurry as fuck. Thats why you need DSLR camera.

 
Bro you need take some Photography lesson. There is no such thing as specific settings or certain lenses for portraits image distortion. .. You will get same result in any shit you use. Its all about perspective. If you take Iphone picture with longer distance you will get same result but because Iphone does not have enough megapixel.. It looks blurry as fuck. Thats why you need DSLR camera.

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The one on the far left isnt real life, the one right beside it is
 
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Only iphone camera matter lol
 
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why is your jaw so much better in selfie
Its look sharper in selfies and bloated in DSLR. I was eating sugar before I took that DSLR picutre.. Its just less bloat and good lightning, thinner section of stubble in hollow cheek area I guess?
 
why is your jaw so much better in selfie
iPhone lens distortion Tapers and lengthens the lower third. Also angularity/contours are more visible from close up.


A lot of dudes probably look worse IRL than in selfies.
 
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You don’t even look fat in the picture, dude.
Most people don’t have Sabre tooth tiger facial structure in all lightings.


You actually look pretty good. Stop letting the mkultra agents on this shithole gaslight you into neuroticism.
 
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Relax man, you look good. You are used to seeing selfies and mirror every fucking day. If you rarely see the ‘true’ self, which is just a flipped mirror image our brain overeact since your asymmetry changes sides completely.
 
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Ur nose is off it bends to the right and ur lips are too small rest is good
 
:( Its over. I Look fat fuck with horrible ipd.

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I would say strong MTN u look high class like a business man, dress it that way put some muscles and u will do good also if u feel ur eye area cucks u(which it doesnt) wear some glasses since ur thirds are equal and good also u can go for a fade which will make ur face sharper and ur ears are in good position so u wont look like Dumbo with a fade after these softmaxes u are HTN just try it if u dont like it go back to normal lol
 
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I would say strong MTN u look high class like a business man, dress it that way put some muscles and u will do good also if u feel ur eye area cucks u(which it doesnt) wear some glasses since ur thirds are equal and good also u can go for a fade which will make ur face sharper and ur ears are in good position so u wont look like Dumbo with a fade after these softmaxes u are HTN just try it if u dont like it go back to normal lol
Fade make me look like thug refugee.. I want go back to my curtain.

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FUcking autism
 

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