I looked like this today and this cashier gave me subhuman signals. Over?

Subhuman?

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  • Nah, normie

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  • Nah, CL or Chad

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RealFunkyFlamingo

RealFunkyFlamingo

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Was it misinterpretation? Cuz she was very uncomfortable when I was paying. And didn't give me 1 sec of eye contact. It is as if she saw someone she never saw before jfl. This is a new cashier so she doesn't know me yet. She literally gave me the opposite of chad signals. I was wearing a beanie btw as it is winter. Is it the nose that scared the fuck out of her? Opinions pls?
 

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You’re a low Chad
 
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Cheeks and nose were pretty bloated. Maybe that made look Hella uncanny?
 
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Although in the gym I got chad signals.. Soo.... Idk man. It's crazy
 
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you are schizo unc
 
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You’re a low Chad
Ngl I actually mogged everyone in my gym. Considering my physique. But most of gym members are age pilled and the younger ones have acne and shit.
 
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You seem extremely socially awkward even the expressions you make when you take photos are lifeless and unsettling. It's as If im looking at someone who doesn't understand social norms or the concept of attraction beyond surface level facial aesthetics. Very uncanny.
 
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You seem extremely socially awkward even the expressions you make when you take photos are lifeless and unsettling. It's as If im looking at someone who doesn't understand social norms or the concept of attraction beyond surface level facial aesthetics. Very uncanny.
So more smiling?
 
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You seem extremely socially awkward even the expressions you make when you take photos are lifeless and unsettling. It's as If im looking at someone who doesn't understand social norms or the concept of attraction beyond surface level facial aesthetics. Very uncanny.
Thanks for elaborate explanation brotha. That makes everything clear
 
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So more smiling?
Try to express your individuality as a person through pictures instead of trying to present yourself as a set of physical facial features. Smiling would be a part of that if you're a generally happy person, if not then it's going to look forced and ingenue.
 
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Was it misinterpretation? Cuz she was very uncomfortable when I was paying. And didn't give me 1 sec of eye contact. It is as if she saw someone she never saw before jfl. This is a new cashier so she doesn't know me yet. She literally gave me the opposite of chad signals. I was wearing a beanie btw as it is winter. Is it the nose that scared the fuck out of her? Opinions pls?
damn u look way better than the last time I saw u 👏
 
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You seem extremely socially awkward even the expressions you make when you take photos are lifeless and unsettling. It's as If im looking at someone who doesn't understand social norms or the concept of attraction beyond surface level facial aesthetics. Very uncanny.
This is true
 
Was it misinterpretation? Cuz she was very uncomfortable when I was paying. And didn't give me 1 sec of eye contact. It is as if she saw someone she never saw before jfl. This is a new cashier so she doesn't know me yet. She literally gave me the opposite of chad signals. I was wearing a beanie btw as it is winter. Is it the nose that scared the fuck out of her? Opinions pls?
bro doesent know what subhuman signals are
 
She probably saw this and recognized Funky
 
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Was it misinterpretation? Cuz she was very uncomfortable when I was paying. And didn't give me 1 sec of eye contact. It is as if she saw someone she never saw before jfl. This is a new cashier so she doesn't know me yet. She literally gave me the opposite of chad signals. I was wearing a beanie btw as it is winter. Is it the nose that scared the fuck out of her? Opinions pls?
You’re good bro, shit happens. Dont be too autistic paying attention to that detail
 
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Was it misinterpretation? Cuz she was very uncomfortable when I was paying. And didn't give me 1 sec of eye contact. It is as if she saw someone she never saw before jfl. This is a new cashier so she doesn't know me yet. She literally gave me the opposite of chad signals. I was wearing a beanie btw as it is winter. Is it the nose that scared the fuck out of her? Opinions pls?
No offense ur not chad, but it’s prob bc u look non nt. The way ur setting ur face makes u look almost like AI and it gives uncanny valley. Smile more and have facial expressions
 
What country are you in
 
Imagine creating unreal problems for yourself in your mind.:Comfy:
 
Was it misinterpretation? Cuz she was very uncomfortable when I was paying. And didn't give me 1 sec of eye contact. It is as if she saw someone she never saw before jfl. This is a new cashier so she doesn't know me yet. She literally gave me the opposite of chad signals. I was wearing a beanie btw as it is winter. Is it the nose that scared the fuck out of her? Opinions pls?
She can't handle the chadness bro
 
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Was it misinterpretation? Cuz she was very uncomfortable when I was paying. And didn't give me 1 sec of eye contact. It is as if she saw someone she never saw before jfl. This is a new cashier so she doesn't know me yet. She literally gave me the opposite of chad signals. I was wearing a beanie btw as it is winter. Is it the nose that scared the fuck out of her? Opinions pls?
The thing bro is basically she maybe felt intimidated and nervous around you some girls when I approached them told me that they acted like that when I approached them cause they thought I was attractive and they were intimidated by me no eye contact , talk fast (feels like they want to get rid of me as soon as possible) so don't let that bother you
 
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Was it misinterpretation? Cuz she was very uncomfortable when I was paying. And didn't give me 1 sec of eye contact. It is as if she saw someone she never saw before jfl. This is a new cashier so she doesn't know me yet. She literally gave me the opposite of chad signals. I was wearing a beanie btw as it is winter. Is it the nose that scared the fuck out of her? Opinions pls?
unc stop thinking too deep into it you cant slay all foids
 
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Why do you not listen to me nigga.

Posting here constantly won’t change anything.

You need to lock in, get out of this website, and get fucking jaw angle implants and forehead widening implant.
 

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